Would you rather be a tall guy with a small penis, or a short guy with a big penis?

Tall girl with a big penis, just telling it like it is

Are you happy?

yeah but grills always expect my dick to be bigger based off my height and its a little hurtful senpai

I'll take tall with large penis please

Oh wait, I already am? Why am i clinically depressed then ....

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This, having a big wang isn't going to do any good if you never have the chance to use it

Not , but I am 6'2" with a 6.5 inch dick

Just because you're a beta-chad doesn't mean you can't be depressed desu. That's a toxic mindset that you need to grow out of

>tfw 6'5 and she's only ~2 inches shorter
Sweet baby jeebus

Yeah that sucks.
But are you otherwise happy? If so then don't worry.

"When you're out of luck it doesn't matter how long your penis is"
-Juvenile

This sounds like something a virgin would say. What kind of cum mops are you dating if the first thing they do is critique your cock?
Go back to watching your cuck porn

T H I S

i'm 5'8 and my dick is almost 8 inches, not very girthy though.

there's no better feeling than acting timid and shy about it so the girl thinks i have a weewee than putting her hand in my pants and seeing her reaction when she feels how big it is.

Who is this future alpha children generating woman?

>be tall guy with small penis
>does jelqing and adds 2 inch
>pulls tons of pussy because im tall and pleasures woman decently

>tall guy
>small penis

Lol stop trying to pretend like superior tall people would ever have small penises, that's a misfortune only known to manlets, it's god's way of compound their misery so they kill themselves and cleanse the gene pool.

Big duck desu

>acting timid and shy about your dick
Ishyggydiggy

grill here,
I had a bf that was 5'6 or 5'7 (I'm 5'3) and his dick was like average but the girth was decent.

I also dated a beautiful guy that was 6'3 with a micro penis. literally, it must have been 4 inches errect and on top of that it was a narrow girth. I like super rough sex soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I would rather date a guy that is short but NOT shorter than me that has a decent dick rather than a dick I can't feel just because he's tall.

>5'10''
>7.5'' x 5.25''
>short enough for women to be turned off by it, not short enough to make girls consciously try to look past it
>dick small enough to have girls make fun of me for it, but not small enough for people to feel sympathy
kill me plz

What the fuck are you saying your cock is big

it's above average, but i wouldnt consider it big by any stretch of the imagination. it being really thin for its length probably doesnt help

>tfw when 6"4 with a barely 6 inch dick

Feels good man

Wtf are you talking about faggot

Please elaborate. Heard it will break your dick

my life?

6'4
6.5x4.5 girthlet

JUST

5'10
6x6 dick
Could be a lot worse.

Its large length and good girth. Youre not thin at all but you are a fucking idiot

how am i an idiot, user?

Would you rather surprise someone, or disappoint them?

>tfw tall guy with small penis
I guess someone already chose for me

According to howlongismyschlong
You are longer than 98.27% of dudes
and thicker than 83.5% of them.

let me refer you to 2 of my earlier posts
>dick small enough to have girls make fun of me for it, but not small enough for people to feel sympathy
>it's above average, but i wouldnt consider it big by any stretch of the imagination
being bigger than most doesnt mean your dick is big. big and small are subjective, and porn has skewed the perspectives of many women

porn has destroyed you

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Sauce on pic kek

Moron

insult without an answer. got anything else buttercup?

How tall and how small of peepee we talkin OP?

>lying
>on Veeky Forums

>not lying on Veeky Forums

You're the odd man out my friend

Not really if you know what you're doing

it's all part of my performance before i unleash the kraken senpai

This makes no sense. I'm only 6'5 with about a 7 inch cock (6 in circumference) and girls are always talking about how my cock is so huge, fills them up, etc.
It's happened at least 14 times now, idk I've lost count.

i'm around your size and i do the same thing. if a girl asks beforehand, i usually say "around average" because they usually take that as "my dick is 3 inches". so once i whip out my 20cm of manmeat, they are pleasantly surprised and begin lovin on mah dick

i knew i wasn't the only one. keep doing god's work user.

It's definitely the girth. I'm by no means long (6-6.5in) but get this comment all the time because I'm just under 6" girth. The toilet paper roll test is a good way to tell if you have a thicc dick. Get hard, and if your dick can't fit in a cardboard TP roll, you're thicc.

I've posted myself in /cbt/ threads multiple times and I've posted my measured dick picks on Veeky Forums multiple times.

I'm 7'1" and my dick is about 13"

and my parents are buying me a corvette for my 16th birthday in a couple years.

Snider pls

>Tfw 5'10" with 6 incher

average as fuck

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Kek I know this feel

Jesus, really? I always thought that was a meme. Didn't think anyone could actually fit in one of those.
>tfw I'm damn near celibate now. Only had sex maybe 5 times since NYE....

>6'1 tall
>6.5inch penis

>face is a 5

I want off this ride Veeky Forums

bruh, most men are below 5'' in circumference.

Make sure you become a Wendy's chef and rake in a six digit salary, Mr. Thundercock.

Post face

Small relative to my size?

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Not a meme. Unroll a TP roll and measure it. If I remember correctly it's something like 5.25", and it's mind blowing knowing most people are under that when you're nowhere close to fitting inside it.

i'm arpimd 7.3 x 6.1 and quite a few girls said it wasn't that big. i don't know who to believe anymore

No thanks I'd rather not
From what I've gathered
>okay jaw
>shit chin
>skin mediocre
>not hooded eyes
>cheek bones meh

Either you're measuring wrong or the women you're sleeping with are being assholes. Let's put it this way, if you're not using Magnum larges for the girth you're not 6.1in girth. I can't use normal condoms because they cut off circulation and leave a red ring around the base of my dick.

don't trust you
comes to my mind every time.
will she reject?
will she tell everyone?
she ain't gonna tell everyone you're six foot, they already know

>tfw tall and big dick master race

i.imgur.com/rghW2Lz.png

thank you hungry skeleton

I'm going to assume this isn't you because
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Dick pumps will ruin your dick bruh.

i wanna be a BIG NIG with a BIG DIK and some BIG NUT for a BIG BITCH

muscles are useless. girls always come crawling back begging for more while you waste your time at the gym looking bigger to compensate for your tiny dick

Do you really want to see a correctly measured picture of a "BBC" posted on Veeky Forums?

Exactly.
Moving on.

it's not a pump. that's how over 6" girth looks like

BIG DIK

ok now i know you're b8ing

sorry a girl will never be interested enough to take your pants off

Look at that scaly dry Jew dick LMAO

since you're the person who made me decide to end it all I think you should fee a bit of guilt for me ending it all

>tfw 5'8"
>ah who the hell am I kidding? I'm 5'7.75" on the money
>tfw dick is only 6 by maaaaybe 5, haven't measured since highschool, so maybe it's gotten a bit bigger idk, but it was only like 4.5" back then
>tfw never had any complaints but I've watched too much porn and browsed Veeky Forums too much to ever be confident about my height or my girth

why, user?

also
>tfw parents fell for the circumcision meme so I could've had a thicker dick if it weren't for the Jews

Manlets will never have to worry about a girl looking at their dick

Came here to post this.

don't leave the house much? go out and look around and you'll be surprised. most guys in relationships are dyel

because my small pp. fit always says improve your $$$ or your personality first. But you better fucking believe that Im shit poor and will be for the next five years, and my personality is worse than my debts

keep working hard my man, you can always bring yourself up from where you are in life. self improvement sometimes takes many years

>normies having sex
>Veeky Forumsizens with above average boies making >tfw no gf posts

same stats as you (but I kept my foreskin)

I see shorter and ugly guys than me, but not that many, overall I just feel mediocre

you show me a dong workout, ill do it so much the rock looks like a casual

>tall Aryan qt with FACE

I'm only 6'0 but I'd still try and fuck