Very recently got a job so I can finally afford a gym membership and buy whey protons and move out of the house. Turns out my boss is a woman, 5-6 years younger than me, religious nut, hairy, certainly a virgin.
I think she's the ultimate gains goblin - the question is - how do I make her stop being so annoying? I couldnt believe what she said today
>"are you usually this quiet? Do people describe you as a quiet person?" >"you have to smile more"
What in the literal fuck is this shit? I feel my gainz and test slipping away everytime she comes into my area
Mason King
Welcome to real world, faggot.
Also smile more.
Angel Anderson
If this is the real world I dont want any part of it. Im not going to go around smiling like a total retard. No males have ever told me this, and only one female, like 15 years ago
Kayden Hughes
>afraid smiling will make you look like a retard >walks around looking like a retard anyway
Oh boy OP
Christopher Edwards
oh my god grow up
James Sanders
She likes you Also, how is she a gains goblin if you only see her at work?
Aiden Cooper
I work inside with a crew, prepping walls and windows and shit. Everybody has their own room. Theres literally nothing to smile about. Some religious nut thats much younger than me telling me how to behave? This is a gains goblin
Isaac Jenkins
How fucking old are you? What the fuck?
Daniel Peterson
You're fucking autistic guy. Smiling is the least of your problems it sounds like
Charles Gutierrez
I'm 31 years old, she could be anywhere from 20-25
I'm 100% not autistic m8
Chase Ramirez
>31
AHAHAHA that's a lot older than I would've guessed for some who posted this thread
Daniel Hughes
I spent my youth partying it up, drinking, smoking, and having sex. Now I work awful jobs where my manager is female and younger than me. I literally cannot afford a gym membership or whey I'm so poor now
Kevin Anderson
It's not like shes fucking taking away your protons, keeping you captive, and making you down 36 hardboiled eggs. No matter how much you lift you will never get rid of your autism
Cooper Roberts
Again, I have no autism
Brandon Williams
Seniority isn't earned because you've had more fucking birthdays, you autist. While you've been a NEET for years, she worked and earned her seniority, and now, despite her being younger than you, she is in charge of you. This is what you get. Suck it up.
Gavin Nelson
>I literally cannot afford a gym membership or whey I'm so poor now
Look into body weight fitness.
Plebbit has a subreddit for it.
Henry Lopez
This is why people go to college.
Suck it up, work, own your past mistakes, don't cross anyone at work, always obey your manager, be on the lookup for better work opportunities, move up in the hierarchy if you can.
Once you've earn enough money, go to college, or become one of these middle-aged disgruntled working-class people who voted for Trump while blaming everyone else except them for their life's failures.
Christian Harris
>$3 a day for 100g of whey protein
Samuel Reyes
>I don't have autism You're the guy making a thread on a Mongolian basket weaving board bitching about your boss that only said for you to smile more, and who seems to like you. The girls who constantly say they're not sluts turn out to be in fact sluts, same for autismos.
Jackson Kelly
>While you've been a NEET for years, she worked and earned her seniority, and now, despite her being younger than you, she is in charge of you. This is what you get. Suck it up. I worked a similar job last year and the year before last, fuck off. She's only worked here for 2 years.
>This is why people go to college. I've already been there and graduated. Thats where the biggest parties are at son
Chase Fisher
Whyyyy would you even care. Just let her talk and don't piss her off, the rest doesn't matter. She's your boss, not your friend. Smile and nod and forget about her the second you leave work.
Jace Stewart
The only time you'll ever get to call someone "son" is on 4chanbecause you're too much of an autist for any girl to want to procreate with you
Josiah Turner
>She's only worked here for 2 years >I worked a similar job last year and the year before last, fuck off So you can't hold a job down for more than a year? Thanks for letting us know.
Jaxon Anderson
She's telling you that because she expects you to be able to move up with the company, but you behave like such an asshat that you'll spin your wheels forever in an entry level position.
When you work for someone else, an idiot with connections is going further, faster.
Jaxon Carter
high turnover in my industry, nothing to be worried about. Theres always someone who can work for less.
>She's telling you that because she expects you to be able to move up with the company, this was literally my second day, user. She has no hiring or firing or payroll abilities either, just watches over everybody
Jack Murphy
High turnover...For You
Justin Brooks
>went to college >doing what sounds like construction or restoration or something user, what was your major?
James Carter
poli sci tee hee
Connor James
>keeping you captive, and making you down 36 hardboiled eggs This sounds like heaven. Im VERY active btw