Do dick pumps work? Anyone tried it and experienced permanent gains? Trying to get me some more girth

You think your penis could use a little bit oomph?
Got ya covered, brah

Save your money on dick pumps and the likes.
The two things that really work are hanging and jelquing. Look those up before you do anything stupid though ...
Remember you're not training a muscle here, you're lengthening tissue by constantly stressing it. That means the more frequently per day you do it the better and faster the results will be.
Dont overdo it on the intensity though. If you go too hard your dick WILL build scar tissue, which not only prohibits growth, but could even cause a slight shortening.

Another thing. Dont expect this shit to be over in just a few days. You need to work your dick for about 3 months to see your first real results (by that i mean SEE, not measure that happens faster)

Also as with all things related to body conditioning you will lose your gains if you stop exercising. If you lose all of them and how much effort you have to put in to maintain size differs from individual to individual.

Have Fun

were you warming up and giving your penis adequate rest? when your penis seems smaller, i believe it's called turtling

The only thing that actually works is stretching and to a far lesser extent pumping.
Jelquing can and eventually will break your dick.

I recently got a pump and have been using it for 3 weeks or so now, usually every other day. I'm pretty paranoid about my dick so I go for longer sessions with low pressure. My flaccid size is bigger, and I'm noticeably more vascular. No difference in erection size unless it's right after pumping. No difference in EQ either. I'm going to keep at it for a few months, see if I make any lasting gains to erect size.

Cheap pump or an expensive one?

Bathmate, so more expensive I think. A dick pump is the last thing in the world I'd want to go cheap on lol

Jelquing definitely worked for me and my dick actually worked better after doing it ...

... just be careful how you do it. You NEVER want to do jelquin fully erect or its gonna be completely useless. Scar tissue and stuff. Also dangerous...

Always do it with a 50%-75% erect penis. Work it slow. If your dick reaches full erection after 2 jelqs or something like that you need to start lower. And use plenty of lube.

There are NO before and after pictures of successful jelquers.

Plenty of horror stories of dudes with broken dicks.

Yeah man. And you know what? Fuck body building, too! If I could make myself stronger and more attractive at the cost of time and energy, everyone in the world would already be big and strong and discussions of how it's done wouldn't be convoluted and debated and the debate wouldn't be relegated to two forums on the internet

>There are NO before and after pictures of successful jelquers
well i dont think that is true and im someone who is skeptical myself

I jelque when I was younger and I did experience growth. It does work.

But I also read the horror stories and decided it wasn't worth it.

Life's a balancing act, man.

Fitness is a multi billion dollar industry, dumbass. You can't go an hour watching tv without seeing an ad for the newest beachbody program or nutrisystem meal plan or a new gym opening up. You can't go on YouTube without having one of the hundreds of fitness youtubers pop up in your feed. People pay thousands of dollars to have professionals design diets and workouts for them.

Where's all of that for the alleged dick lengthening methods and products that are mentioned in these threads? Where's the beachbody of jelqing with the dozens of incredible before and after shots? Where's the bowflex of pumps? Where's the bodybuilding.com of stretching? Are you telling me there's no demand for it? That guys are willing to shell out thousands of bucks a year on protein, vitamins and gym memberships just to try and get a six pack but they're not willing to pay the same to INCREASE THE SIZE OF THEIR PENIS?? Are you telling me that the people who came up with these incredible techniques that literally 99% of men would pay hundreds of dollars for in a heartbeat said
>I COULD do that and become a millionaire, or I could put it all in this $5 ebook

Gtfo dude

you made the right choice, water (not compressible) pressure is far safer for the penile tissue than air (compressible) pressure. you can get blistering and blood vessel damage with air pumps but the bathmate reduces those risks to almost nothing with correct use

just be mindful of leaving the pump on for extended periods of time as you can cause some discoloration

not him but im going to bed now so i will simply leave you with the knowledge that your penis will remain small

>going to bed
GTFO SHILL. PE CONFIRMED TO WORK!

I know the exact feeling that guy is having in that picture.

>if exercising worked to make muscles bigger, everyone would be doing it!

/thread

>people would have been doing it by now.

There are a few internet forums where people do it and share their success stories.

It's just not mainstream because everyone thinks penis enlargement is a scam due to viagra email spammers.

Well damn you sure sold me.

>people somewhere else that i don't know said it worked so it does because of another scam that doesn't

Wow just yes YES sign me up for a dinky pump.

Wow just YES sign me up for a monthly membership to a room full of sweaty men and big iron plates to pick up and put down