So was this guy on steroids or what?
So was this guy on steroids or what?
Blake Moore
Benjamin Bailey
Used to think he was a big guy. Now he looks so skinny and weak.
Liam Thompson
This.
He's very lean, but lacking in size.
Ryan Cruz
OP here: I feel like in clothes he would be DYEL status. But his leanness is what drives me crazy. I feel like it would be difficult to maintain.
Christopher Allen
Do emma and go to dutch raves, you burn crazy amounts of calories.
Connor James
technoviking would stomp your ass like a ddr mat you pissant
Christopher Adams
Better than most normies.
Much smaller than I remember.
I love bantz like this. Ty for good contribution
Nolan Scott
>itt: body dismorphia
Anthony Sullivan
I wonder what he's up to these days.
Nolan Adams
That's legit my goal body. The only people who appreciate huge muscles are other bodybuilders. Big muscular guys look awkward and girls find them gross.
Not to mention, they can often be mistaken for fat when in clothes.
Jonathan Campbell
he is proof that all you need to look big to normies is a "6 pack"
Colton Miller
>As if it's a plus to look like a bulky blob in a suit
Lincoln Richardson
Got those BWC genetics
Brayden Walker
This
>This guy is small
Lol. It may be time to stop jerking off to bodybuilders.
This is what real men look like, soldiers, fighters, and the all-mighty, EDMRagnarLotbrok
Dylan Collins
I'd highly doubt h maintains that year round.
Dude obviously planned to go shirtless and dance at whatever festival/protest shit this was. He probably did like a 6 week cut ending the day of the event.
Guarantee he finished whatever this shit was and went and got a bucket of kfry afterwards
Ryan Murphy
People who say he's pretty small are just permafats who'll never get lean.
Jace Parker
This.
If he's natty his really big for his leanness
William Ross
Guy still looks great after all these years
Matthew Gray
The tears he must shed, when the Techno-viking looks upon his modern homeland...
soon to be renamed Cuckistan.
He does have about the ideal body for a man his size... sorry Veeky Forums but bulging muscles are NOT the goal
Christopher Turner
look u pwhat the techno viking looks like now
David Parker
this is keith jardine he use to be a pro mma fighter
Zachary Allen
His body is within natural limits but that doesn't mean he's not on steroids.
Anthony Garcia
Ethan Butler
“Oh yes! Yes, he’s gorgeous. You’re a very lucky man,” I replied, scared shitless. “Does Steve know about your past as the Techno Viking?”
“Well, yes. Steve is the guy wearing the black vest in the video – the guy I threatened. That night we hooked up and had the best sex of our lives. We got married last year”.
David Garcia
/thread
Parker Taylor
...
Hudson Carter
Wow, Waterfordwhispers on Veeky Forums, what a time to be alive!
Andrew Reed
Well sing me in
Thomas Thomas
That shits fake you faggots
Michael Adams
post self
Jack Diaz
I didn't know varg was that big
Josiah Miller
Techno Viking is a little bitch
amp.dailydot.com
Carter Reyes
TL;DR
Man techno dances down the MIDDLE of a PUBLIC STREET and gets mad when a video of it gets on the internet because
>muh expectation of privacy
Jacob James
No, he was on ketamine
Gabriel Scott
>Used to think he was a big guy
Me too
>Now he looks so skinny and weak
But that's too much
He clearly lifts and is very lean. His shoulders and traps are not overdeveloped (roid signs), his skin is clear, his arms are not huge, so I'd say he does not roid.
Joshua Fisher
This reminds me of old fag Veeky Forums. Thanks man.
Benjamin Morgan
I don't believe it. Also,
>speed paste
this is gain's goblin, the drug: no sleep, no food, no motivation, a week of depression after it. I was taking this shit on the weekends for a good while and it was the worst. Also, big psychological addiction since I was almost suicidal all the week until I got some more shit the next weekend. I didn't even went out with friends, I used to spend all weekend snorting it and masturbating for hours on end.
Jace Johnson
Gunther aka Techno Viking Now
Kayden Peterson
He's in the UFC, added a bit of muscle, can't see it in that pic
Bentley Young
Not hitting the gym, stomping assholes, doing X and banging rave sluts three at a time anymore I see.
John Johnson
Fake and gay like you
Jeremiah Bailey
He is NOT Keith Jardine, that's a rumor. They obviously look alike though.
Adam Robinson
i love him desu
Parker Richardson
>waterfordwhispers
mein potato nigger