Walk into club

>walk into club
>bump into jacked bro
>jacked bro takes off shirt
>"we have a problem"

What do?

>grab nipples
>Twist to oblivion

Tiggle his jitties

that's not a jacked bro, that's a manlet with tits.

>"the fuck you say to me little bitch?"

i feel really sorry for him, imagine watching the video back and realising you looked like that.

why would you even take your shirt off when you look like that? he looks like a tranny

>F-f-feeling fit, buddy?
Shirtless bro: yea im just a lucky guy i guess

Keep walking.

feeling sorry for a guy that looks like that, why? he has a gf. if anything you should be sorry for people here who look better and don't

Milk him into submission

He said, while having to look up at me.

...

Where's the video?

Fuck, I feel sorry for that guy

>walk into club
>bump into jacked bro
>jacked bro takes off shirt
>got an erection
>n-no h-homo

Wait a minute, that code.

He's confident enough to whip his shirt off like that with a camera rolling standing next to conner im sure he's fine

This physique makes me wana puke. He should just give up.

Okay Veeky Forums give it to me straight. Do I have gyno? If so what can I do about it

Do you even lift?

Front pic.

grow an actual chest, lose the fat, then we can tell

i think you just have a shitty fat body - actually work out and revisit in six months

No you fucking retard.

I'll fight you, faggot.

you look fat, so they're probably just man tits. if you cut down to 10% and still have them, then it's gyno. if it's gyno, you can get surgery, try taking that one steroid or hormone pill that people with gyno recommend (can't remember the name), or you can just learn to deal with it.

Could this guy even fix his tits?

Surely there's a way?

Currently stuck benching 45 plates. Can't seem to get over the difficulty hump.
I can't quit sugar. GF bakes sweets all the time. I used to be Auschwitz mode.

nice gyno faggot

>2017
>can't bench lmao45plates
>never gonna make it

>Currently stuck benching 45 plates
really makes you think

>Can't bench 2,070 lbs

What're you some kind of pussy?

These replies are really joggin my noggin

>can't control his shitty eating
>blames gf for his shortcomings

hey at least you got some joocy tiddies now, lemme milk those udders

>mfw he just keeps flexing his chest over and over as if its his only muscle group
>mfw it's by far his worst attribute

it's like he's completely unaware of what he looks like