Decline bench

>skull crushers
>skull intact

>Visit Veeky Forums
>Still act like like I'm on reddit

>chin ups
>still depressed

>squat
>not a slav

>clean jerk
>still have to clean up afterwards

>zercher squat
>there's not even a female in the gym to formcheck in the first place

>farmer's walk
>not a single cooking utensil in sight

>barbell shrugs
>they don't eveN HAVE SHOULDERS

>pistol squat
>no possible way for a verb to be angry

>squat
>not eaten by tyranids

>cardio
>not checking a cheap AK for photo ID

> do lawnmowers
> live in an apartment

> do a squat
> not even slavic

> punch bag
> doesnt hit me once

> do french press
> dont appear in Charlie Hebdo

> do bent over-rows
> not even homo

> go on cross trainer
> quite happy actually

> go on stairmaster
> stairs still dont call me 'daddy'

>lifting
>actly yeh, i do lif a ting

Fucken kek

>Monkey rows
>Am not black

>lifting gloves
>not on their own, they aren't

>barbell
>wait what this is a gym

>hip thrust
>only regular farts, really

>pyramids
>not a single egyptian or mayan in sight, thankfully

Go home Kevin.

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>front squat
>not trying to fool anyone

>doing some flies
>my penis couldn't possibly fit

>pec deck
>fuckin loved those little things as a kid

>reverse grip
>hands not disgustingly bending backwards around things

>curls
>hair is still straight

> sled pulls
> hasnt moved me an inch

> power cage
> still cant charge my phone

> window wipers
> gym is in a basement

> exercise bike
> hasnt moved in years

jesus christ. just stop

>post workout
>i didnt work out today

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Wow....those are fucking awful.