Awkward family mirin

Girls mirin gains is wonderful. When it's relatives it's just creepy as fuck. Let me regale to you the tale of my people.

>Go to university in Amsterdam for a year because why not
>Mom urges me to live with her sister for the year since Amsterdam is heinously expensive
>Aunt is 12 years younger than my mom, lives alone
>Move in with her
>Apartment is tiny but gorgeous, I get a makeshift bedroom that literally fits a bed and a closet but the rest of the place looks like a small palace
>She's a total fitness buff, goes to the gym religiously
>Massively supportive of me working out and getting out of Auschwitz, cooks me heaps of healthy meals and lots of lean meat
>Aunt keeps awkwardly complimenting me on how big I've gotten, eyeing me, continuously asks me to lift and move heavy things
>At this point I think it's just my assburgers kicking in and seeing things
>She always insists on picking me up from the gym, because I am captain autismo and prefer working out at night when the gym is nice and quiet
>Don't shower in gym because it's full of actual homofags because lolamsterdam
>Car always smells like a sweatlodge because of me
>Apologize
>Says she likes it with a shit eating grin on her face
>whycantiholdallthisspaghetti.tiff

Nice digits! I`m nearby, want to tag team auntie?

She's most likely just messing with you, because she can detect your autism, or she's just enjoying having a surrogate son for a while.

Fuck her

She's my aunt, of course not you degenerate.

I was hoping for this for the longest time.

It's probably nothing, just you being autistic and all.
In the small chance that that sort of "thing" happens, just let it happen. Just call it a family bonding.

She's just trying to bond, user.
Her "mirin" is her trying to encourage you on your new fitness lifestyle.

Cut all contact immediately and move out. You dont need that shit in your life.
Tell her that if she continues these advances, you will seek help with your school counselor.

Yeah, no. I'm fairly sure she's got a complex. There's a reason why I moved out as fast as I could. I will continue.

>To this day I still have no idea when she actually worked
>Always home when I happened to be home
>She remarks she's worried about me not going out since I am in college and everything even though she's home more than me and knows I'm an aspie hermit
>Explain to her that I don't know anyone in Amsterdam and I'm not much of a party guy
>She tells me I know her and there's no reason why we couldn't drink and relax then
>Figured why not, she's good company
>Tries to get me drunk so that I'll talk about my more unsavoury experiences
>She drank fairly heavily
>Says there hasn't been a guy this well built in her place in years
>I cringe and smile, though in hindsight it probably looked like a grimace
>She blurts out all kinds of intimate details I did not need to know
>The things you cannot unhear are endless with this woman
>She continues drinking like a sailor
>Professes she loves anal
>I don't like where this is going
>I try to change the subject
>She asks if I love anal
>Tell her I don't swing that way
>We are not going places
>The train crashes in slow motion anyway
>She laughs and sits up on her knees on the couch
>I can't look away, the carnage and destruction is captivating in its gruesomeness
>loudly slaps her own ass with a grin and says she meant having my way with a girl
>Her exact words
>I nope it the hell out of there mumbling as I went
>Next morning she acts as if nothing happened

Kek

...

are you an hentai character?

you are a stronk man user

not many would resist a thot as you have

Be lucky its a woman
>started lifting 5 months ago
>dad is very proud because he did sports all his life and was a gym freak
>had to get 3 back surgeries so he stopped for a while
>i got big
>he keeps looking at my hands and muscles when we're eating, playing cards or doing anything
>he thinks i dont notice, but i always "feel" when someone is looking at me
>keep catching him miring me, then looking at his arms and slightly flexing

He probably just feels a bit shitty because he was always the buffed one and i was the lanky lanket, but i feel so weird because i keep catching him eyeing me. Im too embaressed to even confront him about it.

How old is this roastie

Welcome to the world of Veeky Forumsness

Every man will now be sizing you up and comparing themselves

don't feel too bad dude. your aunt is just lonely with alot of affection to give. maybe introduce her to someone nice in the future.

I got semi hard reading this
Nothing does it for me besides incest stuff anymore.
I have dropped very low and im a degenerate, yes i know.

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Yes, I am equally autismal.
It got way worse as time progressed. Suddenly constantly walking around in yoga pants after a few weeks, doing yoga in the living room, etc.

>degenerate

For fuck's sake, who gives a shit. The way you people talk, you'd think society stands and falls with sexual predilections.

fucking newfags I swear

fuck her

Is she hot?

what is she out of 10?

ffuarrkk that looks so good. why do so many ppl just make dry pasta and chicken and literally add nothing else to it?

8/10. She's like the spitting image of my mom.

it does, every civilization fell as they became increasingly degenerate. the sexual deviancy isn't the reason obviously but a symptom

(((coincidences)))

This is an old pasta

How did the Roman empire become increasingly "degenerate" before its downfall?

>for fucks sake who gives a shit
That right there is the problem

>other people don't give a shit so you shouldn't either
>user lives his life according to what other people think
You can fuck right off

can we get pic? or someone that looks similar

Rampant divorces and low birth rates, trusting non-natives with the security of the nation.

And how is that connected to someone having an incest fetish?

And given less importance to religion

rome is the best example. Despite the growth of christianity it couldnt save the empire before it fell.

polyamory, sodomites, cuckoldry, all sexual deviancy increased. Romans became increasingly hedonistic and egotistical as opposed to dedicating their lives to the empire. Every year there was a new general or senator who proclaimed himself emperor just cuz he wanted to.

all of that lead to

The death of the nuclear family to the gross indulgence of perversion and fetishes, ties into the high divorce rates and low birth rates.

I don't know that was actually my first post and I didn't read the thread I just saw a question.

>polyamory, sodomites, cuckoldry, all sexual deviancy increased

Correlation does not imply causality. The greeks wallowed in gay sex and maintained one of the world's most advanced civilizations for centuries. Still, do you have data to back up the claim that Rome saw a rampant increase in sexual deviancy?

Is the nuclear family and sexual fetishes mutually exclusive?

>Is the nuclear family and sexual fetishes mutually exclusive?
Yes. Or at least the indulgence of them.

A man could spend his youth sampling every flavor of pleasure on this planet, and still settle down with a family later on, could he not?

>At this point I think it's just my assburgers kicking in and seeing things

It is user and if its not, pretend that it is

despite any erotic fantasises you have, you don't want to fuck your aunt

just tell your self its not happening and get on with your life

it is possible but it's far less likely

This degeneracy meme is the most autistic bullshit ever

STOP HAVING FUN BECAUSE MUH THEORY ON ROME

anyone pushing it is nailed on as a kissless hugless virgin

How are you so sure of this?

>Correlation does not imply causality. The greeks wallowed in gay sex and maintained one of the world's most advanced civilizations for centuries. Still, do you have data to back up the claim that Rome saw a rampant increase in sexual deviancy?
Sexual deviancy or no, it was the high divorce rates low birth rates, hence the (unsuccessful) bachelor tax.

Similar thing is happening today with western countries, although much worse because of a usurious economy which basically functions as a ponsy scheme, hence the "refugee crisis" which is only gonna make the eventual collapse much, much worse.

He could. But he's still LESS likely to. And seeing as we're talking about a population, not an individual, that's incredibly relevant.

Yeah, pretty much this. "I'm going to demonize sexuality and pleasure because I've somehow convinced myself that society is collapsing because of it."

theres studies showing more promiscuous people being less happy long term, less likely to have good marriages etc. im pretty degenerate myslf but there is definitely correlation between hedonism and less long term happiness

There are PLENTY of studies which show the correlation. I'm not gonna find them cause this is Veeky Forums and this conversation has already gone on too long but they're out there.

>greeks
>advanced
in math and philosophy shit sure
they got cucked by rome, and not all of greece wallowed in faggotry it was mainly centered in the south around sparta and athens. arguable though

I just have my history books irl (history major loser)
Though you can look up general history, and view the increasing usage of sexual deviancy by the roman emperors.

I got so fucking hard reading this.

shoulda fucked her kid

Where's the rest of the pasta?

I am not the degenerate meme guy but are you seriously saying fucking your aunt isn't going to fuck you up in the head ?

>Christmas
>Funerals
>Your wedding
>Her holding your kids and meeting your spouse

On these occasions do you really want to remember fucking your aunt ?

You would truly have to be a "enlightened" hedonist to not have bad feels and regret

Sure be a homo, a weeb or a cocaine taking horse fucker, but some things like incest and paedophilia cross the line.

If she is really hot, though.

I don't think you know what its like to be a guy.

>projecting

heh

dude she wants the D and I recommend you give it to her.

You know not the opportunities you decline

I have one from when I was 17
>Had been hitting calisthenics hard, full six pack and obliques, good ottermode gains
>Walk around house with shirt off because it's hot where I live
>Aunt is visiting
>she is Old, fat, goblin-looking, chain-smoker
>Comes up to me one day, tells me to wait
>Starts touching my abs and counting my abs and obliques
>Gets to ten, smiles weirdly and asks when I will get to a twelve pack, laughs
>Feel extremely uncomfortable
>Laugh awkwardly and walk away
>She kept asking g me to go on a drive with her later, not to any place, just go drive
Fuck that shit nigga.

Are you close with this aunt? Damn it, should have just done it and kept it to yourself. Fucking shit man I have a hard on thinking about that situation.

>you'd think society stands and falls with sexual predilections.
It most literally does.

How about the fact that it happened to every other civilization as they fell?

fuck. her.

Degeneracy is becoming rampant. People on here are not only ok with fucking their family member but defending it? This is a meme right?

OP you need to call out her behavior that is not ok. Leave.

Meh, I'd fuck my cousin and both my aunts. The South baby.

>not going full /auntdiane/ mode

my dad does this too, he used to do powerlifting(not fat man mode) and play a ton of spots.
>one night get drunk with dad
>he starts saying how I think Im big now
>"I can still take you don't forget that"
>laugh it off
>about 10 seconds later he tackles me out of no where

>yeah dude just fuck your moms sister man if you think this is fucked up you're just a bitter virgin!!

Fucking lol'd

[citation needed]

Thank you for ruining my nofap.

I find that a little depressing, but not in a patronizing way. It must suck for him to know that he's getting older, so he's trying to find a way to validate himself.

I think your dad might have a spot of the 'pergers.

Reminder that if you haven't had sex with your sister, you're a fucking loser.

Single, lonely women when faced with a responsibility such as taking in a nephew start to see the nephew as their own. If she doesn't have kids of her own, her behavior towards you is her acting as though you are her son. Kinda weird but it's not the worst thing that can happen. Be grateful that she supports you.

THANK YOU. The "degenerate" bullshit is so cringey in a 1930's atomic family kind of way. Get with the times nerds.

if this is true, op truly is a faggot

This is literally a porn scene

Thanks guy, I was browsing Veeky Forums in between sets and now I've got to hide my semi.

OP, you never mentioned whether your aunt was attractive or not. Was she a babe?

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thats so fuckin cringe but ive got a story that kinda goes the other way
>be me 6'1 140lb skinny fag
>parents split up when i was younger
>mum recently finds new boyfriend
>big, bald, stronk and loud as fuck manlet
>this guy is poor as shit, always wearing ripped clothes and smells bad and his teeth were a colour i cant describe
>always talks about the fights he gets into
>me and sister always question why she was doing this to herself being w him
>he frequently slaps her ass around me and does this low-pitch giggle
>grit teeth and bare it
>sister has the balls to stand up to him and tell him to stop being so faggy
>she will make comments about his teeth and smell to him
>i'll ignore it because i was a beta fag and didn't want on his wrong side
>always hear them having noisy sex
>a few months pass and this grotty tooth nigger goes and has himself a double heart attack or some shit
>mfw
>mum stops seeing him so often
>catch a sight of him after he come out of hospital and to our house
>he's on his way to auschwitz mode, not super skinny but lost a lot of fuckin weight
>heh, not so intimidating any more
>i go off to university and meet a few gymbros and basically read the sticky
>6 months later, mum "breaks up" with rot tooth
>meanwhile im up to 190lb, 17%bf, good build
>keep hearing he's skinny af now

i never really spoke about this story before, i never paid much attention to how fuckin stupid it all is, but i can't fuckin wait until the next time i see him, Veeky Forums.

nice blog, keep us updated.
can't wait for new chapter to come out

>society stands and falls with sexual predilections.
It literally does.

Why not just fuck her? She's fit and has a tight, unused pussy.

Fuck off, this is an old green text from years ago

brah, i don't get hard when i see pic of THICC / Naked grills, but get insta boner when i read shit like this.
help me brehs.

so did you go find him and beat his ass? Your story sucks kiddo

Cool man. He still fucked the shit out of your mom and filled her mouth, pussy and ass with his disgusting yellow-tinted cigarette-smelling cum, though

This is most depressing greentext I've seen. Never post this story again

If this is actually true I commend you for not fucking her.

If it was me tho, i'd destroy her poophole ASAP but I guess that makes me a degenerate.

are you retarded?
That skinny dirty toothed cunt FUCKED YOUR MOM. He won in everyway.
TOP KEK

I don't care if this isn't real, I believe it and I hate you for not living the dream.

kekalicious

Yo, i live close by. If you don't do your aunt, i can do it for you.
Bonuspoint is that you get to listen to us

>Let guy fuck your mom
>Thinking you won
You are still beta also pointless story cuck

>Greeks
>gay
The Greeks had STRAIGHT sex between adult men and growing boys (who were bonded to mentors) and only between the thighs. In Greece you were only a homo if you let someone penetrate you.
Truly an enlightened, alpha society. You may not like it, but that's what peak heterosexuality looks like.

First day on Veeky Forums? Wincest is as old as time here.
Also, fuck captcha

I remember the original amsterdam autist post. Ive been here too god damn long

good thread.