Tfw no gf

dude at 5'10 im taller than 90% of girls

Be outgoing or you won't have a girlfriend, or at least very unlikely. You don't need to be Veeky Forums at all, I've seen fat guys with super cuties. What are you doing tonight? If the answer is staying at home, then you most likely know what you need to fix.

Don't do it. You'll regret it.

>Constant source of bad food
>No time to lift
>Sex is so boring. Have to do weird shit to keep it interesting.
>Money drain

>Don't do it.
Fuck off, you don't know what it means to be single for 25+ years.

online dating your only option

You sound like a future Elliott Rogers in the making. You are not entitled to a gf. That kind of attitude is what is preventing you from getting a gf.

My advice? Go on tinder/okcupid and keep meeting women until you meet the right one for you. Getting a gf is a numbers game. Even as a tall and decent/good looking guy you have to sort out through so many shitty girls before you meet a good one. You have no idea how many crappy dates/meet ups I had to endure with women before I meet my amazing current qt azn gf.

The real key is not to give up hope, stay motivated, and never give up on your search for finding that amazing woman for you. Don't get discouraged if you have couple of mishaps. I can write you a fucking novel on how many times I wanted to give up and quit after really shitty experiences, but I didn't.

Why are you on Veeky Forums anyway? Go on tinder and start talking to some girls, user. NOW.

>no time to lift
>constant money drain
Yeah if youre a fuckin loser who cant keep a girl interested without buying her lots of stuff and waiting on her constantly

OP you just need to talk to lots of women and act like you're someone lots of women want

>tinder
Shittiest women on the planet in there, your "qt azn" is probably average looking and just wants a white guy to marry so she can stay in your country. You should meet and talk to women in real life like a normal person

>don't talk to women at the cinema
>don't go to bars alone
>don't use tinder
>but go out at socialise, bro

A really good gf never asks you to spend money on her. My current one literally buys me shit and even pays for my meals once in a while just to make me feel good when I SPECIFICALLY tell her not to.

She tells me "I don't want you to waste money on me. I'd feel too guilty if you would."

So yea... get yourself a new gf user.

I never said anything about cinema or bars, you can and should talk to women anywhere you see them in real life. Sorry I insulted your tinder gf faggot. She prolly took twenty dicks off of there before meeting you

20+ dicks is the norm at the age of 20+.

You are an idiot. My gf is an american citizen.

Tinder is just a place for you to meet girls. Out of 100 dates you will still have a chance to meet ONE decent girl. Not every single girl on tinder is a complete slut despite what you might think. Learn to fucking read. I told you not all my experiences from tinder have been good.

And who said I don't talk to women in real life? You could do both at the same fucking time. I swear to god I didn't expect there to be somebody this retarded. You will never get a woman with an attitude like that.

It's 2017. Don't be afraid to use an app specifically meant for dating/meeting people. If you don't like tinder, go on okc. Simple.

You revert to Islam
Buy one from Uzbekistan
Very cheap!

automatically getting a gf because you became fit is the biggest meme ever, I can't believe most of you fall for it

Unfortunately, this is true. If you're going to date a hot girl these days she either had a lot of partners or stayed in a loving relationship with a chad. I'm not sure which is harder to deal with.

It isnt and any girl who has had more than a small number of sexual partners is not meant to be dated seriously

Lmao that was not even me replying to you. That was some other guy. Oh god you really got butt hurt didn't you that everybody in this thread thinks you are an anti social faggot.

My gf has been with only 6 guys and she is 25. My heart goes out for you that the only women who want to sleep with you are sluts. Keep on hating. I feel bad for you. Best of luck in life, user. I sincerely hope that somebody out there will try to love you.

>tfw in love again

Not memeing here, your idea of a gf is not what you think it is. I fell into this trap too. I spent my late teen years in a state of depression because I didn't have a qt gf that would cuddle with me every night, wear cute school girl clothes and treat me with extreme respect. This is a COMPLETE lie. It took months of denial to get this though my head, but women are not what they're cracked up to be. You know how you start crushing on a girl and her presence in a room makes you break into a cold sweat just because of how beautiful she it? Guess what, no woman feels that way about a man. Sure, they "love" you, but in a completely different way. TL;DR life is a tragedy, start living extremely and hope you're dead by 30

Please, do tell. I'm really interested as my view of reality is based on this board. Do girls not get a new guy at least every other week if they aren't in a relationship? Aren't they constantly seeking sex too? Do they not give in when they go out, which they do extremely often, when a hot guy hits on them?

That is so true which means when you meet a girl which hasn't been with too many partners it's a fucking blessing.

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No, tinder is a place for angry losers like you to meet girls. I meet girls at bars or in stores. I hump and dump the tinder-using party sluts like your gf and i date the girls who are more reserved and dont go out as much. I dont care what year it is, online dating is for the dregs of society who have no social skills

Depends on the girl, but if we're talking about hot, sexually active women then they'll have some source of dick available at almost all times, either in a relationship or in some other kind of arrangement. And why wouldn't they? If I was in their shoes I'd want to get laid too. Obviously there are some exceptions (very shy girls, asexual girls, emotionally broken girls, sick girls etc), but the reality is most people want sex, and if you can obtain it with almost no effort (i.e. a hot girl) then you'll almost surely have it.

Im not mad and your girlfriend has been with at least 12 guys slut-worshipper

>Tinder
>Girl has had 6 other cocks in her
>Not a slut

Wut

if she hasn't had too many partners it normally means she's been in one or more serious, long term relationships. it can be just as difficult, or even more difficult, to deal with. instead of some random guys she probably barely remembers you'll have to deal with one or more guys who meant the world to her. my point is that there's really no way you're going to meet a 20+ girl without several other men in her past.

It's more like every week, the "7 people" number is from the 90's. Now average number of sexual partners is over 20. When you realize that some people die young and some mormons/amish still wait until marriage, the number is probably around 30.

>My gf has been with only 6 guys and she is 25
hahahahahahahahah

You know I've come across this response a couple of times on Veeky Forums and only now has it struck me as a really interesting way of framing the question.

What would we all consider the conditions that would make someone "deserve a gf"?

>6 guys
I want you to know and remember that there is less than a 15% chance that your dick is the largest she has taken.

Mate, honestly I couldn't be with a girl who's been dicked off that many guys. Hats off.

Literally this.

You just have to meet people in general. I thought i was ugly for the longest time until i started meeting other people. Most guys are ugly as shit just not being fat is a huge plus

How many women around your age are you even meeting. Just focus on expanding your social circle

not him, and you're right, but bigger is only better up to a point. ideal penis size isn't really that huge, just a little above average.

Top kek if you say so, but you should know that only 10% of people are actually 7" or above and girls LAUGH at anything below that

might be a little racist i would suggest nazi rallies :D

I can't tell who's actually mad and who's trolling

your opinion is irrelevant, there have been studies on that shit. also, I'm above 7" so I don't really care. I'm actually pretty happy with my dick. it's above average in both length and girth, no deformities and it's aesthetically pleasing as well.

what are some things that makes someone deserve a gf?

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Okay, but much less cynically.
- Don't be flaming douche.
- Don't be a flaming moron.
- Be able to make the girlfriend happy.

The first two is so other people don't hate your relationship, the third is so your relationship isn't an awful one.

But really, it's not really something you can quantify as a "deserve". You "deserve" to get paid for working at your job, you don't "deserve" to have another human care for you. It's tragic if they don't, but it's not an entitlement.

Kek im sure youre lying but even if you arent all i said was under 7 get laughed at, you still have to be well above 8 to provide any pleasure. Thats why women cheat so much, only a 8.5 or above has a chance of pleasuring them

You gotta be happy being alone before you look for a partner. If you're unhappy with just yourself, you'll just make the other person unhappy too

You guys who're worried about number of previous partners better settle down quickly. I'm in my mid 30s and I've realized I can pretty much forget about finding some girl without a ton of previous partners. The only other options are girls with mental problems who stayed single or single moms who got out of long term relationships. I guess there are religious girls who save themselves for marriage as well, but that's not my cup of tea either. The bottom line is that you're going to have to deal with a sexual past.

Thanks for your input sentient facebook meme but actually all you have to do for a girlfriend is get off Veeky Forums and talk to women

Hahahaa cuck how does all those past guys sperm taste cuck do you still let them fuck her haha cuckold

true, 8.5 has a chance of pleasuring them, but most likely you'll want a 9 if you want to be a good lover. 10 is minimum if you want a chance to be the best she's ever had, but only if your technique is great as well. if you have 11 you're probably good to go, though, even without perfect technique.

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>only 6 other dicks in her
>somehow not a slut
hahahahahahahahahahaha

This game of oneupmanship is hilarious.
What's next? "Gotta have a fifteen inch cock to really make them remember you."

Haha the cuck is ok with it everyone he is a dick lickering cuck with a nasty slut gf hahaha

t. Angry tiny 7.5 incher who wants this all to be a meme

Shit, this really makes me think. I pass all my free time on Veeky Forums, and never have anything interesting going on in my life. I would never date someone like me.

I mean you are right but how can something that used to be the norm, even a requirement to get married a few decades ago, be something that you can't find anymore today.

Tiny 8.5" detected

Adapt to the new world user. Bang sluts left and right because it's super easy now, if you love a girl just date her until it stops working or you die, never get a wife so you can end your relationships without consequence.

Haha, no fucking way, I'm a bit smaller than that. If anything, I'm slightly below average as far as my country is concerned. Never had any complaints. You two are still definitely memetastic, though.

Idk user, I'm certainly no expert but that just doesn't seem demanding enough. The way I see the original post about "deserving a gf" is less like practically what do I have to do to "win" a girlfriend (though a lot of people approach relationships that way), but more like what's the ideal relationship, and how should I act to make sure that if I get with someone I can act out as best I can the ideal relationship.

It's basically opening up a can of worms that a lot of people on this site don't want to, about what duties we have in relationships. Of course if all you want to do is bang sluts all your life then you don't have to ask that question, and all lot of people here think that way (and there are cultural reasons for that, it's udnerstandable).

But basically, the question is, if you could construct a totally ideal relationship, what would that look like? What do the partners have to do to ensure the relationship continues like that? What do they both have to do (that's gender non-specific), and what do they have to do individually (that's gender-specific)?

And basically then, the idea of "deserving" a relationship, puts the burden on you, to ask, what do I need to change about myself to, not necessarily become that ideal partner, but to bring yourself as close as you possibly can?

So, what I'm trying to say is that the way a person should act in a relationship, is determined by the way the ideal partner acts in a relationship, and we ought to take action now even if we aren't in a relationship to ensure we can act that way when we do.

So what is the ideal partner?

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You have to hold yourself to the same standards you hold women to. Ask yourself if you'd date a female version of yourself.

>Not a virgin
>Have dated
>Got higher education
>Can discuss tough intellectual topics
>Can discuss simple, lighthearted day-to-day topics
>Usually called funny
>Have a social circle of nice, fun people
>Have a nice family
>Often called handsome
>Decent shape by normal standards
>Wealthy
>Tall
>White

What am I doing wrong? Is it because I don't apply myself?

This isn't really a good metric because women and men are held to different standards. Maybe, they should be held to equal standards, but they can't be held to the exact same standards, dig?

So I wouldn't date a female version of myself because many of my more attractive personality traits would not be attractive in a woman, and vice versa.

I'm talking basic shit. If you're out of shape, you can't ask for an in shape girlfriend most of the time. It's not fair to ask for a diligent and ambitious woman if you aren't yourself. I typically try to hold myself to a higher standard than I hold other men even.

So if I'm in shape, wealthy and intelligent I can ask for an in shape, wealthy and intelligent girlfriend?

The problem with that interpretation is that the question of an "ideal" relationship is incredibly subjective. You could say something like "whatever works" but it's a cop-out non-answer.

I mean, for me the ideal *relationship* is

-very trusting
-close and loving
-free of worry
-both individuals attracted to each other.

To me it seems the most objectively superior choice, but some people might get off on a tense "how long will it last?" situation, so even then it's not universal.

Getting even more specifically into my *personal* preferences of a partner (which others might differ to, of course) even then it depends on how narrow you want to make it.

I like red-heads the most, but it's not like I'm appalled by other hair colors.
I like someone of equal or greater intellect, but that doesn't mean I can't like someone of lesser.
I like someone generally somber, yet very loving in private, but that doesn't mean I won't like someone who's boisterous and loving all the time.

The 'love of my life' might end up as a curly-haired, brown-eyed, boisterous dirty blonde. All of these things are "least-favorite" in their respective categories, but when the time comes, who the hell knows?

Ultimately, while it is a cop-out as mentioned earlier, if you're going to ask what the ideal partner is I just have to conclude that it's too individualistic to give a proper answer.

Of course you should. Why would you settle for less than you've worked for? Get your worth from this world.

Common logic says yes.
On the other hand, common logic also says "good fucking luck finding one."

Ok want a hot, rich and smart gf now thanks fit

Waaaaitwaitwait, hold your horses bud, no one said anything about *hot*. You told us you were *in shape*, and being in shape =/= being hot, even if it's generally a requirement.

Sorry you are right. I want an in shape, wealthy and smart gf

>money drain
>source of bad food
that's where you fucked up in choosing a gf. i'm a greater source of shit food and money drain on her than she is to me.

Sure, but there's nothing wrong with the exercise even if it's subjective. Like it's useful to think out where you want to be and plan what you need to do get there, probably more so if where you want to be is individual and specific to you.

So, like you I want to be in a trusting relationship, but I often either lie to avoid hurting someone's feelings, or to get out of situations I don't want to be in, and I also profess beliefs I don't actually have, just for the sake of arguing about them. Basically, if I want to be capable of being in a trusting relationship, I need to target those character traits. It's stuff like that, which might seem common sense, but rarely do people sit down with pen and paper, and reflect on exactly what changes they need to make.

I really agree with this, user. The basics are the same for both genders; but I'm thinking for example of something like physical attractiveness: physical attractiveness is more important to men than it is to women when choosing a partner, so if, as a man, you hold yourself to exactly the same standard of physical attractiveness as you would your partner, then you're necessarily going to have to negelct other more important facets of your general attractiveness which are more important. Go over to somewhere like Veeky Forums and you'll see this played out. It's not to say that physical attractiveness isn't important as a male, it's just not as important, so you should focus on improving the more important facets of your attractiveness.

But you're totally right that you should bring something to the table before you start making demands

I think it's possible for you to do those things and be in a trusting relationship, but your partner needs to be aware of the things you do. Whether they're fine with it depends on them, of course, but it isn't *necessarily* something that needs changing. It may even make it more intimate, if they come to feel that you are open and trusting with *them*, and for the most part *only* them.

In my case, I absolutely need to get into shape. I made a promise to an important friend to motivate myself, and it's the main reason why I've found myself here in the first place (simply felt like checking it out.) In terms of character and non-physical traits, I'm perfectly suited for the type of person I want to one day find (though I suppose being slightly more extroverted would be good, but that will come from slight demeanour shift being in shape will give me.) I'm around 5'9", and way 91 KG. I'm lucky in that the fat is relatively evenly distributed so most people underestimate it, but it still ruins my self-esteem. It's why I need to shape up. I'm terrified that the love of my life will pass me by because, even if they would have said yes, I simple didn't have the confidence to ask.

On another note, interesting people like you are why the anonymity of this place sometimes saddens me. After this thread, you will be dust in the wind.

there were a few that "don't really count" that girls never include

maybe they were just blowjobs or he came too fast during sex so it wasnt a long drawn out session

>My gf has been with only 6 guys and she is 25. My heart goes out for you that the only women who want to sleep with you are sluts.

>only 6 guys
>not a slut
my fucking sides

My last gf initially told me she'd only been with 4 guys that were all boyfriends

about 4-5 months later she admitted she'd actually had 9 other guys. only 4 of them were bf's and the other 5 were fuck buddies

You guys think a gf would care if i told her i fucked 30+ hookers?

dont know who she is but she motivates me

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