How can you compete with chad?

You don't need to compete with "Chad".
Not all men are "chad" and not all women are his equivalent, a female with high social standing. You don't need to compete with him, as there are women with lower social standing as well. "Chad" is not something that you should be angry about, it's a status all men should strife for.

>tfw Seth Rogans dick is bigger than Efrons

translating:
Chads doesn't get friendzoned and never have female friends that they didn't fucked.

i'm autistic and also am the guy that is the biggest friendzoned nerd in the college, the girls also laugh at me.

Chad is hot and i'm ugly, but i'm gonna pretend that they don't have friends so i can feel better

There is no chads at my class, so the grils that study with me fucks the chad nextdoor and i don't know about it

When they go home after class they can think about me then but obviously they're not gonna make it public in case any one starts saying stuff...

>Chad's have lonely lives

>tfw Chad but bluecollar low income
>can fuck young women but not enough money to hold a girl down
>have literally cuckolded men but can't get a longterm gf
>girls dump me for beta providers then still flirt with me on the side
Fuck I should be gotten a stem degree

>Would you ditch an awesome 6 or 7 out of 10 to fuck with a dumb vapid 10/10?

Of course I would

You sound insecure.

I don't need to compete because I am chad

What happens when two 10/10 slayer tier chads collide

Who wins?

No shit! Bet that shit aint even got a dick after all the steroids he took

Wow, that is something only an ultra-beta would say. Chad doesn't have friend-girls because he fucks them. You have friend-girls because they won't fuck you.

>dumb vapid 10/10? Naw you might eye rape her a little but at the end of the day it's no contest.
i'd rather fuck the 10/10 many many times and then date the 7

Be funny.

oh yeah, i'm super insecure, and not the autistic dude that thinks that he is superior to a chad in any means

Who is the chad here? The fat Jew or the manlet?

Cause the fat Jew looks more intimidating here despite being a fat jew

Is anything you wrote on there true ;-; I don't want girls or guys right now but want to maybe in the future

Mm...Seth rogan dad bod...them nips...

I enjoy this for you see....I am a homosexual that's into Bears and the like.

I'll always be superior to a "chad". I have a better degree and once they leave college and stop playing sport they'll have nothing. Also I have a higher IQ than all the chads I know

I'm still in college: the post

Yeah, you'll pay for her nails at the salon, AFTER she's done the rounds with the Chads you hated in high school and college. She blew so many Chads with the lips she kisses you with. Keep telling yourself you got the upper hand, she only settled with you because her biological clock struck 12. Since she's your first girlfriend, you're clueless about this until she leaves you for someone with a better degree.

You can fuck them if you have looks, you can date them if you have money. You really need both.

lol sure faggot
>girls must think about me
>but hehe they won't say it public, because hehe they are very shy

>I am insecure about my lack of sexual experience the post
If you're worrying about how many guy's she's blown you haven't gone down on enough people yourself.

Lol, is this your reply to every red pill? Cough up the credit card, my old cum box needs to get her nails did.

It doesn't matter if I've never had a girlfriend before, if she's loyal when she's with me then that's all that matters.

I'd be proud if anything as long as I was the guy that got to keep her cause she'll be a 10/10

This is just sad

If you think that's strange to hear then you obviously no nothing about girls and how to treat them right. I'd hate to be you.

>if she's loyal when she's with me
See that's what I'm trying to tell you, she's only loyal until she does the math and decides that she can do better. This is in every woman's biology, hate to tell you. Remember this conversation when she dumps you and you wonder why.

I have friend girls because I like to have friends who I don't want to have sex with...

You don't have to have sex with every girl you know.

>he thinks every other man has to provide financially for crap like nails

Right, so you just go hang out with your friend-girls and tell your girlfriend you're gonna go hang out with Jenny and Amber? And she's like "okay, baby, see you tomorrow"?

Because that doesn't happen.

Set Rogen is 5'11
Zac Efron is 5'9

Who is lying about his height?

Lol why would you ever befriend girls if you didn't aim to fuck them? That's the most beta shit

Dudes are by far and away better to hang around with not even close, just nature makes me want pussy thus the reason i put up with any girl at all

Forget the nails, oh, you guys gonna marry and then you're gonna pay everything equally? Separate bank accounts, you both pay half of the vacations, the food, rent, mortgage, electrical bills, kids clothes, etc.?

Right, YOU pay for it.

I have lots of friend girls. Yeah sometimes we do dumb shit like going to the salon. But most of the time they're like normal guys when we go to mcd's or arbys. I wanted them to come to the gym with me but they weren't into it

Not that guy, that definitely happens. Are you mental? How are you meant to live in society if like half the people are off limits for socialising? Do you like live in a far right Islamic community or something?

>believing in marriage
Oh lord!

I also wouldn't settle for an unemployable lazy sponge, but thems the breaks.

Am *I* mental? Once you get a girlfriend, you will NEVER just "hang out" with friend-girls unless your girlfriend is there. This has nothing to do with piousness. I'm sure you would WANT to just hang out with girls as friends, but your girlfriend will have none of it.

>Yeah sometimes we do dumb shit like going to the salon
Fucking lol, are you female or gay, I can't tell? Loosen your boxers bro, you're about to turn Jenner on us.

You are mental. Wtf is this shit? If you cannot trust the other person don't have a relationship.

You are a lost cause, my friend. May testosterone and logical thinking show you the way.

So basically you did what they wanted and went to a salon but when it was time to do what you wanted they didn't want to?

You sound like the beta friend, friend.

>being so beta that you can't hang out with whoever you want because you're scared of losing your mental gf
>high test and manly
Just dump her and move on and stop getting yourself wound up about dumb shit.

Post hair bro.

hhhhhaahhahahahahahhah nice try cuck boi.

You like to think that women are logical creatures. They're not. They're all about feelings. If your friend-girls are at least somewhat attractive, your girlfriend will inevitably become jealous.

You seriously sound like an ultra-beta right now, I'd bet you're a woman the way you're trying to use your feelings as an argument right now.

you are telling that you have higher IQ, so you're gonna use your superior intelect to play dota while fapping to twitch whores right? maybe became an engeneer and get couple extra bucks right? lol chads gets os his heritage comapnies and lots of money, he is also models and actors, even though he can't even act, Chad is always superior to you, even though his IQ isn't as high as you claim, he will end on the top and you'll work for him

You're beta because you don't hang out with girls doing stuff they want to do. I bought us all tickets to next Miami heat game and I think they're gonna finally come. It works both ways

Bro, just read what the fuck you just posted. This b8 tastes fucking great.

>user can only date bottom of the barrel women
>therefore everyone can only date bottom of the barrel women
I forget that master logicians with no need for human emotion such as yourself are such catches.

Let me explain your logic.

>Chad's are lonely since they have no female friends. But I'm able to get girls even though I'm friendzoned.
Chad's don't make female friends you cuck. That's the whole point of being a Chad.

You are a loser who has been friendzoned by basically every chick you know. Also, you can't get "first pick" when they see you as their friend. Key word, FRIEND, you must be so autistic for thinking you could even get them..

>I bought us all tickets to next Miami heat game and I think they're gonna finally come. It works both ways
yeah, you're doing great, keep doing that HAHAHAHAHA
you are so deep into the "the dude that pays shit for me" friend that you can even see it
>works both ways
yeah, they get free tickets and let you hangout arround them and be in a couple selfies,

That is literally the WHOLE point of becoming friends with a girl. When they want to start dating you're the FIRST choice...

No, you are friends with a girl to have an inroads to her hot friends.
>dating a girl who you are able to keep onba shelf for later
Punching welterweight there, but you know
youtu.be/Qh9ZZgDqzAg

Look, this is going to throw you for a loop, but hear me out.

You can have sex with someone without dating them.

You can go on dates but not be boyfriend and girlfriend.

You can live together and not be married.

As for the old "I'm old fashioned, guys should pay for the dates, blah blah", I ain't having it. I either make my dates free (walk in the park, a night at my place with some home cooked meal, etc.)or I make sure we each pay our own separate way for something (I pay for my movie ticket, you pay for your own, you buy your own food at a restaurant, I pay for my own meal).

If a broad wants to act like equality matters, then give her that equality by standing your own ground and treating her as an equal. From the sound of it, you are the type that prefers to put pussy on a pedestal, and sure, that is nice and all, but I assure you that will only be your downfall in the long term.

I only hope that you start getting things figured out, because if things keep up at this rate you might become an ACTUAL cuck.

Look, I'm an emotional guy myself, but the world doesn't act according to my emotions. Once I internalized this, I got ahead a lot faster. If you continue being such a nice guy pretending that if you're just nice to everybody, the world will somehow turn in your favor. That's not going to happen.

In the same way, you won't find a girl with any amount of self-respect who will let you just "hang out" with women when she's not there. You're not even arguing against me at this point, you're arguing against statistics. Yeah, you might find a girl who's part of that perfect .001 percent who will be intelligent, rational AND beautiful, but the odds are stacked against you.

The alternative is to read up on how the female psyche works, because most women don't know themselves. They rely on their intuition, so if you know more about that than they do, you're golden. Just don't be afraid to swallow your pride and play the game a little.

>You can have sex with someone without dating them.

Agreed

>You can go on dates but not be boyfriend and girlfriend.

Agreed

>You can live together and not be married.

Agreed, I'm actually against marriage as an institution.

> As for the old "I'm old fashioned, guys should pay for the dates, blah blah", I ain't having it.

You're missing my point. I'll make it very clear:

- Chad will fuck the young chicks who are peaking in their sexuality. Chad will look fucking great fucking great looking girls.
- Tom (I don't know, made up a beta-sounding name) will get his first long-term relationship when he's between 25 and 30, once he has a steady job with a degree and his future set out for him.
- Amber will fuck Chad 1, 2, 3 up to 50, before her biological clock makes her realize she's no longer able to fuck the Chads. Her looks are quickly deteriorating because of her age. No woman with self-respect goes to night clubs and fucks Chads at 30. This is where she'll settle for Tom, because he's nice to her and pays the bills. He'll make good money for her and her kids.
- Tom is relatively clueless about what's going on. Amber says she totally loves Tom so much and he needn't worry about Chad.

In this scenario, who is REALLY getting played: Chad, Tom or Amber?

Remember, Amber just SETTLED for Tom AFTER she got her share of Chad cock. She wouldn't give Tom the benefit of a date before, because Tom is not and was never actually physically attractive enough. His money makes up for it.

These are the basic rules. Now that you know them, get your degree and become a Chad while you're at it. Read books in between sets. Not just books on engineering, but about philosophy and how to succeed in your social life as well.

not be jewish

t. schlomo ginsburg

>would you ditch a vapid 6 or 7 for a vapid 10
yes?

You're getting really autistic about this.

You know I was just being a dick and making this up to get a reaction?

Fuck off back to r9k

Aaaand there it is, you were only pretending, lol

>all you have over someone is a degree
Your average degree and mediocre social presence will forever be dwarfed by Chad

Chad will have a hotter wife, a cushier job, better health and a happier family while you feel a twinge of panic whenever wifey mentions Antonio the yoga instructor

This real?

Beat him. I cannot be beauty or big but i am tallest man in almost everywhere.

...

>Hurr durr they're lonely
Damage control mode phase 1 initiated.
>Denial

Jesus Christ. I'm sorry the women you've dated are so insecure and possessive that they'd be upset with you for having friends that happen to be female. Literally half the world is female? Fucking hell you must have dated some trash women.

I'm sorry you've never had a girlfriend. You are clueless.

Only way I can think of is to make more money
But I lived next to some Chad's and overheard them on the porch one day talking about how their buddy just got a job through someone's dad making 350k a year so good luck lol

Are you retarded?

I'm sorry you've dated so few women that you haven't figured out that not all of them are distrusting and crazy.

If you're so beta that your girlfriend doesn't feel threatened by you hanging out with other chicks then she's probably just stoked when you leave so she can invite her side dude over

Tell me more about the long list of girlfriends you've had while just "hanging out" with female friends. Having female friends in the first place is an ultra-beta move. Do you paint your toe nails together?

GAY

Riiiiiiight. I forget that your average Veeky Forums goer is trying to be super masculine badass chad who bangs any girl he talks to, and has no concept of any other goals or lifestyles beyond that.

This entire thread reeks of insecurity. I feel sorry for someone who thinks they can't have meaningful experiences with people of the opposite sex outside of a relationship.

But don't take it from me, I'll let years of life experiences teach you how vapid and shallow your goals and ideals are.

This actually made me chuckle. It's so PAINFULLY obvious you have extremely limited experiences with women OR you're a woman yourself. Just stop.

>have literally cuckolded men but can't get a longterm gf

What's the problem then? Don't tell me you roided so much that your e levels are through the roof and you have feefees that make you want to cuddle.

Can that really happen? Can your test levels get really high so your E levels get so high in response that you become overly emotional, huggy, and fatherly towards kids you barely know?

Can I accidentally fuck a random piece of ass and find myself cuddling with her and pouring my heart out?

How would one fix this condition?

>Chad's have lonely lives and never have any friends who are actual girls.
>My social group is the biggest in my subject at college and me and all the girls have a lot of laughs.
>Chad's might be more attractive but they're lonely.
>Plus there's no Chads in my classes so I have first pick of the ladies lol

That's pretty fuarkin gay bro

How can guys become friends with attractive girls if you want to fuck them? Im only friends with a girl i dont want to fuck... i always found that shit weird going to hang out with an attractive friend who is a girl that fucks other guys but not you... shits beta

This is the strongest cope I've seen on Veeky Forums, and I'm a fucking manlet.

>In the same way, you won't find a girl with any amount of self-respect who will let you just "hang out" with women when she's not there.
I have had a number of serious relationships as well as slept with more chicks than is probably good for the soul and have never had this bullshit. You my man are a virgin arguing against real world experience.

If you are having this problem I can only assume you're both fucking bored or it's some weird sub/dom type shit you got going on. Why the fuck you asking your girl if you can hang out with your friends?

I'm perfectly fine with fucking 1 friend with benefits on a regular basis. Don't need to be Chad to do that.