>suicide grip
>still alive
Suicide grip
>eat bregfast
>skull remains intact
>incline bench press
>do it anyway
>safety bar squat
>die
>OHP'd in the squat rack
>Austin powers nowhere to be seen.
>lift for girls
>still no gf
>leg extensions
>still 5'6"
>>suicide grip
>>still alive
Not for long
>chinups
>still feel sad
>pullups
>...
>everything checks out
>bench press
>I'm pressing a bar
>tread mill
>runs
>squat, bench, and deadlift
>not a reddit memester or a fat powerlifter
>bicep curls
>not french
>calf raises
>have yet to nurture a baby cow to adulthood
>deltoid raises
>deltoids remain in the same general location
>french press
>for the girls
>doing sheiko
>still weak
>workout traps
>but they aren't gay
>use dumbbells
>tfw still to intellegent
>rope pushdowns
>dope kushclowns
good mornings....its nighttime.
>decline dumb bell press
>press it anyway
>brainlets visibly nervous from alarm
inverse kek
>shrugs
>but I do care
>gf leaves me
>think i dont care
>But i do care
>barbell
>actually at the gym
hearty kek
first time a thread like this has made me laugh
>pec flies
>bug spray isn't working
>good mornings
>thanks, you too