Suicide grip

>suicide grip
>still alive

>eat bregfast
>skull remains intact

>incline bench press
>do it anyway

>safety bar squat
>die

>OHP'd in the squat rack
>Austin powers nowhere to be seen.

>lift for girls
>still no gf

>leg extensions
>still 5'6"

>>suicide grip
>>still alive
Not for long

>chinups
>still feel sad

>pullups
>...
>everything checks out

>bench press
>I'm pressing a bar

>tread mill
>runs

>squat, bench, and deadlift
>not a reddit memester or a fat powerlifter

>bicep curls
>not french

>calf raises
>have yet to nurture a baby cow to adulthood

>deltoid raises
>deltoids remain in the same general location

>french press
>for the girls

>doing sheiko
>still weak

>workout traps
>but they aren't gay

>use dumbbells
>tfw still to intellegent

>rope pushdowns
>dope kushclowns

good mornings....its nighttime.

>decline dumb bell press
>press it anyway
>brainlets visibly nervous from alarm

inverse kek

>shrugs
>but I do care

>gf leaves me
>think i dont care
>But i do care

>barbell
>actually at the gym

hearty kek
first time a thread like this has made me laugh

>pec flies
>bug spray isn't working

>good mornings
>thanks, you too