Ideal Male Body Thread

Women tend to be more attracted to ~12-14% bf with a low bf face

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This + penis desu

>retards always posting roid monkeys with 4% bodyfat
A good body is an athletic, healthy, confident body. Not something meticulously hammered out by years of isolation training, gear and dysphoria.

>>>inb4 go back to tumblr

I wouldn't mind looking like that guy but I'm pretty sure it's steroids

Just stop being a fat retard.

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Shit are you me?

Something like this would be an ideal male body. Of course, the ideal varies with whatever sport the person is dedicated to and what frame they're given.

>runs out of breath just by standing up

this bait is pretty good.

Makes me wish I was a fag!

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honestly any Roman/Greek statue

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aniki aside, goal body

Oh lord being a woman in these threads is nice, how many Veeky Forumsizens actually have bodies like this?

I read somewhere that for women Bruce Willis has the perfect build.

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>Women

I don't because I'm tall and don't take steroids. Expectations are unrealistic for young men today

either the one in OP or pic related

this.

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If you don't look like this after 2 years of lifting you should just kys

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Good lord is that one of those weird injection dicks?

T H I C C

no idea mate

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daddy

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would roid for /10

Time to get out of the closet nerds

>implying we're in

Straighties should be locked in breeding camps desu

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ctrl + f "no homo"

guys ?!

I wanna massage and suc his feet

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GSP is cute, CUTE!

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We don't say no homo anymore, it's just implied now.

I want to ejaculate in that mans beard, no homo.

R/SST YOU MONG

Is that the KKB vocalist's boyfriend?

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

>We don't say no homo anymore, it's just implied now.

good to know.

does this guy even win any competitions? literally the worse physique ive ever seen, not to mention how sick and unhealthy he looks

>Veeky Forums
>the "no homo" is silent

how can lifting make my eyes green?

What's that gif?

LOL
no

This, practically every MMA fighter has an ideal male body

Hot as hell

lenny will fight anyone and win everytime. he can survive a bullet to the head aslong as he has chistina in his heart

>the gay thread
>the

this dude needs to isolate his delts or something.
they look so neglected compared to the rest of him.

>minority in patriotic attire

Is this an ok fetish?

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>all qt except brown guy

I almost feel bad at this point...

He obviously has mental issues and probably ruins the competition for everyone that has to pose next to him

However its doubtful they can legally ban him from amateur competitions

if i looked like these guys I might, but as of now I have not hit that low.

everyone loves america

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I like all of them except the white guy in the middle

Yeah, taking a selfie like that is a bit faggy...

this body is what I wish I could have
I COULD try to go for it, but I have a serious case of baby face, down to the huge eyes, and not very masculine at all.
I think the only think I should ever try to do is lose weight. ;___;

desu its very difficult to lift for specific aesthetic goals, make it a lifestyle and see what happens to start

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This is the ideal male body.
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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I don't think I can lift my face into something like lord farquad.
I'll look silly with a nice body with muscle.
I'm 23, so I don't think I'll suddenly have a big facial structure change either, with time.

get lost you cookie cutter porn addict, he's 345lbs hard, muscle maturity baby!

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Don't worry about what you can't change. As men we are blessed when it comes to attractiveness. Women love a goofy looking guy who makes them wet when he take shirt off.

Assuming you are straight in this thread may be a mistake, but you know.

THICC

“Most people think Lenny is crazy, but I don't believe that.
I'm no shrink and I'm not saying I've got Lenny all figured out or anything, but "crazy" just doesn't explain him. Not to me. Sometimes I think he's retarded, a big, brutal kid who never learned the ground rules about how people are supposed to act around each other. But that doesn't have the right ring to it either. No, it's more like there's nothing wrong with Lenny, nothing at all--except that he had the rotten luck of being born at the wrong time in history. He'd have been okay if he'd been born a couple of thousand years ago. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an ax into somebody's face. Or in a roman arena, taking a sword to other gladiators like him.
They'd have tossed him girls like Nancy, back then.”

kek bro that episode was out of control, what a great april gift for us all

ment overload m8. im not surprised jay kept andrew from uploading it for so long

Source?

holy shit, no joke. Jay was out of control the WHOLE TIME. it was beautiful. I felt like I'd watched a feature-length film after that shit

I'm gay, which actually worked in my favor with my soft and goofy-looking face.
My bf says he thinks I'm "beautiful", but I wish I could pull off a body like the kind ITT.
I just don't want to end up like those guys in the image compilations with fit men with non-fitting faces.

Well I'm going to give it to you straight you little fag. Lift God dammit, you will look and feel better, no exceptions.

Also post body :3

that ass is disgusting

off yourself reddit pleb

>brainwashed by swollen delt roid bods

I'm gonna need some examples of ugly, poor, bald guys who have hot bods that get them hot chicks dude

Well I never mentioned bald, but its not an issue.

I would rather see examples of self actualized lifters who are seen as pathetic losers. It's a lifestyle user, it lends itself to success in every area.

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