You're at the gym and this guy asks your girlfriend to spot him for his pelvis curls

why be an autist about it?
>hey man ill spot you
simple as that ladies and gents.

You don't?

>implying anyone could outrun a bullet

I mean judging from your post you're probably 14, and considering Brian Shaw is a world-class athlete he can probably outrun you.

>world class athlete

He's a world class strongman. Let's not confuse roles, here.

*dodges bullet*
*teleports behind*
heh, looks like you're wrong kiddo

I mean look at guys like Kaz, Jon Pall, Ab Wolders, or the Mountain. You know all of them must have had killer 40 times in their primes (which is now for Bjornson.)

You can be strong and fast, yes. This is what makes a true athlete. But taking the idea of a strongman and calling him an athlete simply because of his strength is wrong. I guarantee you that he's not that fast. You have to train for fast, and lifting heavy doesn't train for fast.

An athlete is someone who competes in a sport. Strongman is a sport.

You become faster by training for speed, yeah. But those who are naturally athletic tend to be both strong and fast naturally (good recruitment of muscle fibers). You don't get to be a top level strongman without being supremely gifted athletically. Therefore, it's a safe bet that strongmen are faster than the average dude (at least in a sprint).

Wonder why my girlfriend decided to come to the gym with me for the first time.

Joke's on him! Now he has no spotter! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahah ha he oh.

He is a nice guy. Im glad he's had so much success.

youtu.be/1PyRgEY0n_g

she's cheating on you bro

They were pretty slow lol

>I could totally run with a keg

Threaten to tell Keri desu

>fat white guy
>outrunning me
Lmao

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youtube.com/watch?v=SVl0Zt-kZys

he would outrun you with ease

>lemme just tuck this here .40 in my elasticated pants

My gf is going to a different gym than I do.

>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW that unironically think they are better athletes than the strongest person on the planet

kekd

It's funny innit?

It's alright, I remember being 14 and thinking I knew everything

Went to Europe's on Saturday, these guys truly are elite athletes in every sense of the word

>gf

i dont have a gf
i would tell him thats too creepy for me to do
no thanks mr fatass

>not holding a gun to your bro's head on his last few reps
Not gonna make it.

Shaw is a really cool guy from what I've seen from him.
It's like that one Leonberger (don't care to google, it's a huge doggo) in my neighbourhood when I was young. Could maul any dog to death, but instead, whenever some other dog tried to start shit, he just barked once. Loud af. Sounded like it came straight from Cerberus. The other dog would pull in his tail and piss off.

That is Brian Shaw. He is a giant and stronger than anybody else. He has no need for aggression.
Agreed.

>"No thanks, she's not interested"
>Walk away
>Tell buddies there's a creepy dude trying to harass my girl
>I've never been in the gym and not had at least 3 guys I went to highschool with there
>That's noteven including the guys I go with
>A bunch of roided up ex crackheads I used to work with also go there
>They all love me since I was not a prick to them
>Also friends with a few of the massive roiders at my gym
>If this guy starts shit it'd literally be 12 v 1
>Doesn't matter though; only takes me to cave in his fucking skull with a plate
>My gf doesn't even go to the gym

How else will we repel the roaches when they come for our post workout shakes?

Merica

That gyno is ridiculous

But you're not a fucking toddler are you?

nice fantasy you autistic cuck

That has nothing to do with normal running

You don't need to. Quick set of curls and bang, you've got two guns.

you might be retarded

Hahahaha.....

Happens when you get older and are fat

Brain Shaw literally weighs as much as you and all your friends combined

*cep's a flex

>user, why dont you eat pizza like chad does?

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udnerated

You made me kek out loud sir. one (you) for you.