Decided to start lifting at the age of 31. surprisingly i'm not fat but i'm weaker than teenage girls...

decided to start lifting at the age of 31. surprisingly i'm not fat but i'm weaker than teenage girls. there is a high chance i'm the biggest loser on this board. still a virgin and a neet

Loads of girls can lift a lot.

You can do it man. I have a 30yr old skinny brother who is in the same spot as you. I've just barely, finally, started to light a fire up under his ass.

The gains are slow, just eat a shitload of Proteins and Fats. Eat big to get big. You can also eat whole grains but they're really not essential.

Best of luck my man, you can do it.

You're only as much of a loser as you believe it to be true.

Also take some before pics NOW. They were paramount in my weight loss journey. Everyone always says "man I wish I took before pics". It helps you leave humanity behind.

Is this a porn parody/edit?

Htf can a female find that comfy to play in when actually trying to win?

>31
>virgin
use your wizard powers for extra gains and to hit your macros

Fucking cringe

they are all lesbians and slap their asses for good play. pretty sure there is a crazy orgy with the other team after game. at least this is what i think goes on at women sports. could be wrong

lets work on your self esteem

>helping people is cringe
Get out of your nihilistic paradigm or you'll never make it. Faggot.

Don't let them get you down Op. At least you are making the step to climb out of the mess you are in. Lifting is not the most important thing here since you are not fat.
You need some sort of work. You cannot live a normal life without.

Good advice i guess but the image is reddit-tier

but people on the couch get to sleep in and don't have to force feed themselves to bulk :(

I was talking about the image you underage aspie.

I already lift 1/2/3/4 plate and doing well in every aspect of my life (university, girlfriend, social circle), I've already made it.
Stop projecting your own failures

get trt senpai

>I already succeeded

wtf, lol. Good for you but this thread isn't about you.

You can keep working on humility.

I started at 32, im now 35 and im approaching my goal, next year i will be where i wanted to get to when i started, noticed that im making quicker gains than younger people at my gym, and thats all because im more mature and have better work decipline, i dont take days off to party, i dont cheat on meals, these young guys come to the gym just to do one set then they just stand around and talk and half ass it

get a load of this narcissistic asshole

>there is a high chance im the biggest loser on this board

You are not alone user. I know tons of people in life who keep up a front but deep down are struggling

>university, gf, social circle
>i made it

so this is as far your life is going to go?

For his and probably my age group it looks like it mentally lmao

Pay for an escort. I'm still kissless virgin , but I have already decided im not going to be a wizard.

i don't really care that much about sex in itself. i just want someone to spend time with, cuddle, etc. you know, be loved.

paying for it with some random woman that only does it for money and doesn't care about me feels pointless.

are you me

pretty sure that's how everyone start to feels once you get to a certain age if you are still a virgin

I was feeling the same at 24 man, got a gf at the start of the year and was finally happy with having someone to cuddle and do stuff with. she even told me she loved me 2 weeks in lol. then stuff got shady (turning off phone etc.) and I asked her to show me her messages and found out she was cheating me from the beginning. broke it up two weeks ago...
anyways ignore my short rant but make yourself a priority and learn to love yourself. having a gf and then losing her will destroy you even more if you dont have much to live for, trust me.

not him but I've been there man. suspicion is the worst because:
a) snoop and find something, gf is whore and you feel like a worthless shit
b) snoop and don't find anything, you feel like an asshole and you'll probably be suspicious again later anyway
c) do nothing and hope for the best, never being comfortable with the relationship ever

Once you start to become suspicious of her, you're fucked and it's awful. Totally agree that you have to learn to love yourself. You can't depend on anyone else in this life sometimes so you owe it to yourself to keep yourself healthy and happy.

t. guy with hot bipolar ex

Why don't people erase their texts once the convo is over ? I recently got a smart phone this current year, and still don't know 1/2 of what it can do, but I delete my few convos a week once I'm done.

>it's easy

this one was borderline, bipolar and some other shit, completely lied about her whole life to me (she was promiscuous as hell, blew randoms publicly in high school, had a tinder threesome and her first time was over tinder in a random guys car, had rape fantasies and other shit)
her best friend who was rooting for me the whole time told me all of that after the ex tried convincing her that I wanted to break up over some made up problem)
dodged a bullet lol, she told her that too bad that she didnt get pregnant, that way we would stay together

>she even told me she loved me 2 weeks in
Should've ditched her ass right there

people get too comfortable when they have your trust, she had all her convos since the beginning of time... found some pics of her blowing a guy in the toilet who she told me was her boyfriend back then. found out the guy was a random she met that night at the bar and those photos leaked lol
thanks god I listened to my gut feel and am paranoid by nature anyways.
but unbelievable how someone can lie about their whole life to you

wow yeah girls can be so crazy sometimes and we just put up with it (although I was extremely beta at the time, admittedly)

she wanted me to beat her up during sex and cut her open with a knife and stuff, it was weird.

on the plus side she got off to being called a dirty slut and stuff and liked anal so it wasn't all bad

this also

truth, but me and my friends made a one-time exception for crazy since I was a virgin

I don't see how any man can be allowed in there if those girls are constantly walking around with their cheeks hanging out. Seriously, I want to grab hold of some that as is, I can't imagine anyone else being able to control that urge there.

thiS
I wiSh I had kept my old picS. I deleted them once I kinda made it