When did you realize the "manlet" meme was 100% bullshit?

Most manlets add a couple inches in casual conversation because they're insecure, so girls get a distorted view. Same with dick size.

Status among your community is the most important
If you're rich then you're important among humans so you get tons of pussy but some bums slay puss like crazy because they enjoy a high status among their trashy community

>5'8
>always the smallest everywhere i go
>even teenage girls are bigger today

certainly not a meme for me

>Ugly tall guys dont get laid like short models

Ok lad. Have a wew

>He made it backwards

>Once I get that gig at X Corporation, then girls will bend down and kiss me for my money and my pretty face

I'm 5'7 in a lanklet country and a girl (without knowing how tall I was) said that I was "normal height". There weren't any other guys around for reference, but still.
As long as you're taller than them I don't think they can tell much of a difference, unless you're like 6'4.

this only works in manlet countries like united states of manlets where womans are womanlets at like 5'4 average. in most european countries women are like 5'7 and above with average being around 5'8 and they would quickly see that you are not 6'

This is absolute bullshit. Unless you're a total autistic sperg, having an attractive face is all that matters.

I know some guys who are boring as shit, literally the personality of a plank, but they've objectively attractive and have good hair and they get laid constantly with hot girls.

Meanwhile I'm out here 6'1, lifting weights religiously, wearing the best clothes I can, doing everything to look presentable and women are lining up to be friends with me and nothing more.

>Wanting a girl that explicitly mentions she dates guys based on height.
Don't know if there has been a flag more red.

someone needs to edit the comic so the before and after shows that his arms are short in proportion to his body

These things always pretend that the girs wouldn't be all over a guy with the height of the uggo and the face of the king of manlets

You care too much, that's your problem
The guys with the no personality act like they don't care, which is attractive

kek. i have a woman friend that i've known since childhood that does this. i don't think she ever was in a relationship that lasted longer than a few months. and she always complains how hard is it to find a guy that's not an asshole lmao

>tfw you missed the "genuine relationship" window and now you're not interested in any sort of relationship

Does anyone else know this feel? I basically feel like if your relationship didn't start 16-21/22 your relationship is bullshit. Why? Because the girl has probably had like 5-10 relationships up to that point, so the only reason she's even there is because the other ones didn't work out, she got dumped, cheated on, guys fucked her and moved on etc. She obviously slept around as well so now she's just kind of "used up" and she's not really worth the effort. Like she grew up into a certain person, had experiences with other people and now everything that she experiences with you, especially all the stuff she already experienced, doesn't even matter anymore.

I'm 25 and I've only been in one relationship my whole life, it lasted 6 months when I was 20. There was a period where I thought "it must be nice" but now I just feel really put off from dating women, putting in the effort, taking them out etc. Especially when you can get a 9/10 escort for £100 or go to a club and fuck some random girl.

I want a tall gf. Someone who is my height (5'8") or taller, preferably 6ft

Tall women are better and less bitchy than some 5'1" bitch. Not to mention shorter women have a higher chance in producing more manlets.

General Rule:

Guys get better and better with the more dates they go on, girls get worse.

...

I met a guy with a super hot body on Tinder. He is a big manlet, like 170cm/5'6. I am 185cm/6'5 and I really don't mind at all.

His body more than makes up for it. Just thinking about him gets me hard.

Why do you care so much? My good buddy has gotten a gf at 26 and she is beautiful and really pleasant. What doe sit matter how much she fucked around before you?

so you are you top or bottom in the relationship?

I know that feeling. My first and only gf lasted for about one and one half of a month. It was the best feeling in the world to me. I ended up getting cucked for my best friend (who is a lanky 6'3). Turns out my best friend was also a virgin like me and that was his first gf too. I saw as they continued to go out way longer than I did. After about a year they got married and have still been together years later. Like the beta I am I just watched it all happen, seeing them become the tropy highschool sweethearts and still love each other after highschool. Thank god I finally gotten over it though.

it literally alters their dna

>What doe sit matter how much she fucked around before you?
Women with less sexual history are generally more stable, loving, caring partners, and it shows a certain type of character if a girl manages to keep her vagina in her pants.

Imagine you found out your mother fucked a different guy every week before you were born, wouldn't want that would you?

No way, this shit is bananas!

>talk with my mom one day
>some how got into a conversation about relationships
>says sex to her was like a handshake
>feel disgusted with her deep down

She's almost certainly lost the ability to successfully pairbond and create a lasting relationship.
She's fucking tainted goods at that point. It sounds ridiculous but it's fucking true.

I mean, she might not be, she might be one of the few but statistically she's gonna keep on with a string of shitty relationships until she hits the wall or they're gonna marry and she's not gonna be able to drop the habit and she's gonna take strange dick behind his back until they divorce.

It happens all the time; the majority of the time in fact.
Yeah your buddy might have met one of the few that will make him happy but if you're playing the numbers it is a very bad decision to try and settle down with a girl older than 20 at any age. Even that is pushing it in our promiscuous society.

Don't worry though, having a stable family and plenty of healthy kids is fucking lame let's just let the 3rd worlders outbreed us all into extinction no worries.

Fuck that's some autism for ya.

>Like a handshake

Uh oh, looks like I've fucked a lot of guys at work then....

(It sounded like a funny joke in my head)

Idk brehs, dont you think that sort of thing can be fixed by some sweet loving?

>She's almost certainly lost the ability to successfully pairbond and create a lasting relationship.
this

>dont you think that sort of thing can be fixed by some sweet loving?

>brain chemistry hormones and diminishing returns mean nothing to the power of a nice dicking

its true, girls cant tell height for shit. I'm just under 5'10 and, while I was wearing regular shoes with 1" heels, girls have called me tall and that they only like tall guys. If you are the average 5'4 girl, how can you tell the difference?

Tell us all more about your own relationship experiences guys.

>how can you tell the difference?
you compare guys between guys and you pick the best one out of those.
if you can't tell you ask your friends

no

I mean why do you think so many women make stupid height requirements like "has to be over 6'3 no exceptions".

Women have poor spacial awareness. Do you know what that means? That means she has a harder time discerning what someones height is just by looking at them whereas it comes to us men a lot easier.

And how many manlets love to lie about their hight?

>hmmm im 5'8 I mean might as well just say im 5'9, what is one more inch

>hmm im 5'10 i mean might a well just say i am 6 foot, its just a few inch difference they wont know

How often do you think that men and other manlets love to skew their height? Think about the kind of climate that creates for women. Remind you that women have poor special awareness so any manlet she sees on the street she will think they are 6 foot because of the countless other manlets would tell her they are that tall. So she thinks that when she sees and actual non manlet they must be taller than 6 foot. So she in turn starts to make retarded height requirements in her profiles because she cant tell the difference between someone who is 5'8 and someone who is 6'2 with out them outright telling them the truth

It would take a very dominant personality to keep her loyal and in line and maybe that's what will happen but chances are that dominant, confident personality belongs to a dude who has his pick of pretty much any 18 year old puss he wants and would never, ever look twice at a girl over 20 as anything more than a one night stand.

The older she gets the more beta the men she's going to end with are going to get and she's never going to get the right kind of firm loving that she needs to sort her shit the fuck out.

Basically it's not too late for her but it might as fucking well be.

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>tfw 5'4
every day i just want to end it all

They make daft height requirements like that because they often have a specific guy in mind who is that height and they're trying to get his attention. Someone made a pic about it but I don't have it.

I don't have relationships. My self-esteem until recently has been so low that I can only score when I'm drunk and only then with choice slags on a night out.
I do get to watch a lot of my friends' relationships unfold though and it's fuckin' easy to see what's gonna happen with most of them.

Without the haze that comes with actually being into a chick and being in a relationship with her all their sneaky bullshit is clear as day. Looking at their relationships from the outside is like having cheat codes.

Most of their girlfriends either outright loathe me because they know that I know what they're up to or they're extra extra nice in an attempt to get me onside so they can do their thing unaided.

A few of my friends have girlfriends that are actually just really decent girls and I envy them very much.

If this is true then why would a man commit when he can just fuck sluts and ensure his genes move on?

>some butthurt 5'8er took the time to make this

But what if I was legit abusive... but hid all my cash in swiss bank accounts so on paper I'm a poorfag.

>telling your wife how much money you actually have
> not always preparing for a divorce.
You suck at life friend

That's how it was during the dawn of man. Dozens of men compete to fuck a female. That female would take any and all of the cocks from them to ensure that she gets pregnant. People love to forget that we are just as much of a species here as any other animal on this planet. It's just we love to make stupid rationalizations and create cognitive dissonance of our basic instincts.

Even if everything you own is hidden and not in your name, they can still force you to pay alimony so that she can 'keep living the lifestyle she's used to'.

Basically the only way to be safe is to live as if you're poor in which case money won't help you anyway.

>even teenage girls are bigger today
I'm 5'9" and this is true bro, don't know what happened with them

Prince was a pussy slayer supreme

That's kind of pathetic but I'm happy about your friend

I am too. I remember how he would joke about if he did not get a gf this year that he would kill himself. I kinda felt like he was only half joking about that.

Or maybe you're the boring one

Or you are just fucking ugly and/or self-obsessed. Both are off putting as hell.

>Virgins talking about girls
How about you actually ASK a slayer?

I had something like 30 girls and 5 guys. The secret? Just fucking ask. You're cowards.

In b4 I'm super hot. Hahaha, nah, man. I'm the opposite of a slayer looks-wise. I'm short, fat and ugly. It doesn't matter. I was incel until 21, overcame my fears just ONCE and it's been smooth sailing from there.

Also,s ex is overrated, but you'll realize that yourself after a while.

>Just fucking ask
>just be yourself man

I am sorry but it does not work that way. People who are naturally attractive and are actually confident get more than uglies and spergs. It's simple fact

>Virgins talking about girls
How about you actually ASK a slayer?

I had something like 30 girls and 5 guys. The secret? Just fucking ask. You're cowards.

In b4 I'm super hot. Hahaha, nah, man. I'm the opposite of a slayer looks-wise. I'm short (6 feet in Germany is basically dwarf tier), fat (40% bf because Hashimoto's I was always too lazy to fix) and ugly (FFS, my own mother says I'm fuck-ugly) with disgusting habits (pretty much a slob most of the time, also lazy, yeah, I enjoy my hypothyroidism, tyvm).

And you know what? It fucking doesn't matter. I was incel until 21, overcame my fears just ONCE and it's been smooth sailing from there. You wanna know how I slayed my first girl? She was doing Kung Fu, I was doing Karate, and I said Karate > Kung Fu. We met up for a fight, she had big tits and I told her to jump up and down a bit,w e got horny, BAM.

And you know what? I failed here, too. I couldn't get hard because nerves, so I ju8st ate her out until I got half chub and fucked her. We were together for a few years after that.

Also, sex is overrated, but you'll realize that yourself after a while.

You're all children who overthink your shit and are afraid for no reason. Btw, I'm old and fat and can't get it up 100% anymore now, but whatevs. Could still slay if I wasn't so fucking tired all the time, still have to deny some women/girls nowadays.

>just ask
do you come up to people and ask them to fuck?

>I am sorry but it does not work that way. People who are naturally attractive and are actually confident get more than uglies and spergs. It's simple fact
see
You're full of shit.

>I had something like 30 girls and 5 guys.

5'7" average white dude... before I got married, I had no big problem with getting laid... just get out there and meet people... fuck! all you got to do now is just get on a dating/pickup website and you can hit on 100 women a day! Even someone uglier than a warthog is going to get lucky sooner or later.

Yes, that is LITERALLY HOW IT WORKS: Okay, some come to me and ask to fuck. For whatever reason, as I said, i'm not really a catch, but hey.

YOU ARE OVERTHINKING THIS.

desu it's face for me, personality, then height, then money.

>always wears black coats

I feel like if you're an adult professional you probably should only be wearing black or deep navy colored coats... or grey... and they should probably be wool

Why the fuck would I wear a bright yellow polyester coat?

I'm 5ft11 and everyone keeps telling me I must be taller, guys who are shorter than me keep saying they are 5ft11 or 10.

And guys who say they are 6ft are they same height or shorter.

Why does everyone lie about their height.

The sin of being a young horny guy. I'm just saying it works for both genders.

Post a pic of yourself then
You're either in denial about your looks,or the most charismatic fucker on the planet, or I don't know what, because when I was younger I did exactly that, got rejected 100% of the time.

Why am I laughing so hard

>tfw 6'3

Every guy has been young and horny.

You're just gay you big dumb faggot.

>posting your pic on Veeky Forums
I look like a fat dude with curly blond hair and the typical hypothyroid frog-face.

>most charismatic
You must be kidding, man. I can't even get my flatmates to wash the dishes once in a while.

was it funny? I didn't really know how to end it

And you're a scaredy-cat who can't even get a girl. Great.

Well then like I said, there's something at play here, because there are tons of guys who 'just ask', and it doesn't work like it does for you.

>imblying

That's bullshit. I not amazing by any means but I've had plenty of girls come up to me at bars and clubs saying I'm really attractive and hit on me and I'm not great at small talk but still end up hooking up with them. If they're not good at getting me to talk I just get them dancing to avoid it and then just make out with them and let it go from there.

>because there are tons of guys who 'just ask'
Nah. Everyone is too afraid nowadays.

I fixed that stupid propaganda that you posted retard.

Fucking kek

Maybe here on Veeky Forums because we're all nerds, but go to any bar or house party, tons of guys just come up to girls 'hey you're hot blah blah blah let's go to my place'

> 5'6 manlet (168 cm for real world measurement)
> attractive as fuck
> getting fit
> girls literally check me out
> most girls I meet are still shorter than me
> but still close enough to make kissing comfortable
you guys just love being depressed right?

Because girls stop growing at like 15 faggot.

>Maybe here on Veeky Forums because we're all nerds, but go to any bar or house party, tons of guys just come up to girls 'hey you're hot blah blah blah let's go to my place'
I've been to enough raves and parties to know that's absolute horse-shit. At least here in Germany.

wow this shit is crazy....
but in any case I just think it makes the whole more sense to be a slut and to fuck around the more you can... both for men and women
> Dozens of men compete to fuck a female. That female would take any and all of the cocks from them to ensure that she gets pregnant.
Idk but this makes my dick go crazy

Maybe it's a culture thing then.

I lived in three different and distinct countries, and it doesn't work. Hell, in two of them it's basically the default strategy for most guys, and 99% of the time they get told to fuck off or just ignored.

Maybe I should visit Germany.

Veeky Forums's biggest problem is that they have fucked up personality, and that's the one thing they desperately want to avoid fixing. So they look for any excuse ( ugly, manlet, lanklet ) to why they can't get girls that does not involve just admitting that they need some fucking therapy.

This. I'm 5'8 but have a good frame. Small waist. My mates bird told me the other day when height came up "you must be like what 5'11?"

Top kek. Good posture and frame can make you loook a lot taller than you are

Yeah, I mean just look at all the "i'm too ugly to get laid, muh maxila, muh hairline" faggots. most of them are, in reality, average or above average looks.

At least you got quads to show for it

This isn't true, by the way

t. Neurosurgeon

>in most european countries women are like 5'7 and above with average being around 5'8
No actually. It's mainly like 5'4-5'7 in Europe with 5'5 and 5'6 being the most common averages

Truth. I've seen plenty of photos of Veeky Forums and usually they're around average. Usually could look even better with different hairstyle/facial hair/weight/FUCKING SMILE.

lol, but in all seriousness, going in a invasive operation like height enhancement can't be a bigger red flag of mind problems
you will literally always have that "cheat" on your consciousness and it will surely not help your self-esteem

I think its a culture thing too, definitely I'd never been able to just ask up a person to fuck,
my country is Brazil and against what everyone assumes, its pretty conservative that way
even though I had plenty of one night stands

Shagging 30 girls doesn't make you a slayer. I've done 90-100 and I'm 24 and don't consider myself a particularly massive hit with the ladies or amazingly good looking