I didnt think i'd get this far desu. Dubs decides my response

I didnt think i'd get this far desu. Dubs decides my response.

You sure it's not a bot?

I'm sinking into the earth

Not much, whore

In a sense he's lucky.

I have mesothelioma.

Are you an archeologist?

Whats ur number so we can arrange a meetup

bumping this

You tryna get the pipe?

sup wanna fuck?

You'll be a nice addition to my collection.

Aight, lets stop to chitter chatter and cut to the chase. Im only interested in boipussy. Either show me a feminine dick or hit the highway, pal

sup! *flex cep* do you workout? or are you *flex cep* a basic bitch?

>hey I'm a virgin, but I hope that doesn't matter
>wanna pick up sushi later tater tot

I browse Veeky Forums

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Gas the niggers

sup faggot

you mirin?

i eat ass

wew

Well then it seems we have a winner

Decide for yourself. Success with women only comes from actual, repeated failure

Are you an ornithologist?

1% chance she responds well and OP found himself a diamond in the rough.

yooooooooo lmao

My cock just died, can I bury it in your ass?

Take your pick

WINRAR

actual winner

>tfw a girl will never call you cute

Ok

doesn't look like she's white. southern european at most

kek

What a mad man!

"You gotta pay the troll toll to get in to the boy's hole"

Pls repond

She's a keeper OP.

lmao

you fucking madman

'you mirin?'

nice

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my pee pee go boom boom in kitty

I bet you like Adele cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D

rofl what a madman what ur saying does not even make sense

>Dubs decides my response
>use the trips response instead

A bit touched, are you?

HAHAAHAHHAH

Idiot europoor

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YESSS

pls respond

I think we scared her away

"sorry!! my dumb little boy got ahold of the phone. id like to say your really cute!"

pls respond

Ever had your shit pushed in?

heh... typical women... *tips fedora* au revoir m'lady.

Think you can handle a REAL MAN?

du, post your profile
what kind of standard are you setting here?

pls respond

pls respond

Send her that "If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen" pasta.

checked

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Did I mention I'm a surgeon?

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Don't be intimidated, I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

I'm sorry for the above. The truth is I'm in love with your mother and want to try and get together with her through you.

AHAHAHA YOU HAD THE EASIEST FUCKING LAY

I don't have any memes on my pc but i made this for you, op
thanks for the laffs

You seem confused. There is no standard. OP is just presenting a simple premise for replies and entertainment

GUYS WE ARE BACK

42 dubs.

she clearly wants the pipe for a reason mate

technically a trip is a dub you retard

this proves that if u r hot u can say literally anything and get away with it.
show profile?

well you fail to keep my boner down

do u like anime?

Failures? Bitch this is pure poetry, you want sum fuk?

You got dubs, you decide what to say

Life's short and baby girl you deserve a winner.

>3=2

Tell me more

Sorry for the bad game its just you're so hot you remind me of my sister.

lol OP now has to post this to the girl

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

#?

>GUYS WE ARE BACK


it's dubs, gotta post it

My response?

I only date traps sorry.

Then you should look in the mirror, sugartits

witnessed

HAHAHA WINRAR

ok, seriously, do you want the ol'lickaroo or not

I'm on bipolar meds so my skills have all but evaporated

Hello?
>she posts again
PLS RESPOND YOU IMPERTINENT SWINE

sell yourself to me. explain why you're worth more than any other Tinderslut and why should spend any time on you

i want to fuck you

OP post your face and bod pics pls

pls respond