So I fucked my car a can't go to the gym, so I have been doing milk jug lifts. Currently I just do squats, bench, rows...

So I fucked my car a can't go to the gym, so I have been doing milk jug lifts. Currently I just do squats, bench, rows, and flys to failure. Any of you have any recs?

also do curls

remember to drink the gallon of milk

freeze them for additional weight

>fucking your car

But that's wrong. It'll weigh less when frozen due to milk particles escaping through the jug to make room for the ice. And since milk weighs more than water, the water in ice form makes it weigh less.

>freeze milk jugs
>get frost bite while doing curls
>?
>profit

>putting your hands in the freezer too

Cmon man

> not having an emergency gym

I replaced the milk with water retards

That's why you submerge the jugs in water, then freeze them. The outer ice layer keeps the milk particles sealed inside

do you have a luggage? pack it full of shit and lift that. Decline pushups, body squats, etc.

ride a bike to the gym faggot

Did you transfer the milk over to bags? If so, you can attach the bags to the frozen jugs for additional weight.

I don't have a bike

Why? Milk weighs more

Do they make a tool specifically for this?

Use your sister's bike

they were empty jugs nigger

How far is your gym?

I don't have a sister

Only in Canada. Milk exists free of all jugs there.

pop them in the freezer anyway, Frozen air adds additional weight

5 miles, but I have to go through coontown

How much does an ice cube of air weigh?

At least try to work with us, man.

How much do you pay?

Oh shit, I'm sorry bro. What happened? Did she choke on all the milk?

5.38 Metric ounces

Shit dude
If you're really desperate I suggest taking a bus

fill milk jugs w/ cement & attach them to a broom handle via rope or bands so they dangle and do chaos squats, the most intense full body stabilzation exercise known to man

Oh come on, you can't find a bike in coontown?

you're never gonna make it, brah

tfw gym is across the street from home and open 24/7

Fuck yea, bruh! I live across from a playground too!

That's a good one

this was a good thread