So I fucked my car a can't go to the gym, so I have been doing milk jug lifts. Currently I just do squats, bench, rows, and flys to failure. Any of you have any recs?
So I fucked my car a can't go to the gym, so I have been doing milk jug lifts. Currently I just do squats, bench, rows...
also do curls
remember to drink the gallon of milk
freeze them for additional weight
>fucking your car
But that's wrong. It'll weigh less when frozen due to milk particles escaping through the jug to make room for the ice. And since milk weighs more than water, the water in ice form makes it weigh less.
>freeze milk jugs
>get frost bite while doing curls
>?
>profit
>putting your hands in the freezer too
Cmon man
> not having an emergency gym
I replaced the milk with water retards
That's why you submerge the jugs in water, then freeze them. The outer ice layer keeps the milk particles sealed inside
do you have a luggage? pack it full of shit and lift that. Decline pushups, body squats, etc.
ride a bike to the gym faggot
Did you transfer the milk over to bags? If so, you can attach the bags to the frozen jugs for additional weight.
I don't have a bike
Why? Milk weighs more
Do they make a tool specifically for this?
Use your sister's bike
they were empty jugs nigger
How far is your gym?
I don't have a sister
Only in Canada. Milk exists free of all jugs there.
pop them in the freezer anyway, Frozen air adds additional weight
5 miles, but I have to go through coontown
How much does an ice cube of air weigh?
At least try to work with us, man.
How much do you pay?
Oh shit, I'm sorry bro. What happened? Did she choke on all the milk?
5.38 Metric ounces
Shit dude
If you're really desperate I suggest taking a bus
fill milk jugs w/ cement & attach them to a broom handle via rope or bands so they dangle and do chaos squats, the most intense full body stabilzation exercise known to man
Oh come on, you can't find a bike in coontown?
you're never gonna make it, brah
tfw gym is across the street from home and open 24/7
Fuck yea, bruh! I live across from a playground too!
That's a good one
this was a good thread