You are at the gym with your gf and she is on cable machine when this dude approaches her

you are at the gym with your gf and she is on cable machine when this dude approaches her.

what do you do?

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Thats shopped r-right?

use my ODM gear to kill him by slicing out his weak spot on the back of his neck

sweep the leg

Are people like that real?

1) dump her cause she's fat with a pancake ass and disgusting arms. 2) tell the guy to do some leg work (maybe)

Not care because that faggot is gonna do the typical meathead approach. Trying to give her exercise tips when she knows hes obviously hitting on her. Wont care cause my bitch isnt easy to wow.

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how did you wow her, then? :^)

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN??

>The moment he starts giving her tips i yell at her across the gym
>"SEE I TOLD YOU , YOU WERE DOING IT WRONG. YOU WON'T MAKE IT BRAH"
>She gets embaressed and angry and yells back
>"YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELLLL, ALSO
I-IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO MAKE IT, YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF THIS GYM."
>I get up and hover towards her
>"Oh yeah, why don't we settle this right at home then, just you and me."
>We proceed to meme each other until Chad leaves

Pick him up by his ankles and use him to do behind the neck tricep extensions

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i heard of moonfaced but that bitch eclipsed

Kek

Holy fuck those ankles, how can he walk?

are his legs photoshopped serious question

nah, it's real

>tfw I'll never fuck my cousin

HO LEE FUK someone tell this dude to just wear sweatpants 24/7

Accidentally sneeze and get sent to jail for manslaughter.

Then fuck my gf with my giganto dick through the bars all the way in her bedroom.

How does that even happen? The legs I mean.

By not being a simpleton meathead that has no personality.

>tfw my legs are thicker than his

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yes

Has never walked up a single hill or flight of stairs in his life?

Was he in a wheelchair for a very long time but kept working out the upper body?