You are on the bus

>You are on the bus

>"Wow, you are really buff dude!"

How would you seduce this maiden?

>girl calling you 'dude'

I've got bad news, she plays for the other team

FUCK,interacial promoting jew is back.

>Thanks, would you like to mix the races?

>T-thanks. You too.

>I have some fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda back at my place. Would you like to come home with me and listen to some biggie smalls?
Easy shit bro.

would channel my inner blackness

>It's all good (It's all good)
And if you don't know, now you know, nigga

Fuck, that does sound pretty good though

Why am i sitting at the back of the bus?

>"Thanks you, it's really nice to hear someone say it. Do you work out?"

>"Yes"
>Have a discussion about working out.
>Exchange numbers.

>"No"
>Ask why not, give positive encouragement, offer to give pointers.
>Exchange numbers.

"Y-You too"

I'd make random clicking noises in the hope one of them means 'no thanks' in her language.

"You should be at the back of the bus"

Fling poop at her to assert my dominance

no that would be amharic since she is ethiopian

> telling a girl who doesnt work out about working out and giving pointers
I stare into the face of autism

I'm sorry. I don't speak cannibal.

That's pretty good

Make her some dirt cookies and then receive her stds all whilst apologizing for my neanderthal dna and talking about out of africa theory.

No such thing, I think you mean Abyssinian

>Make her some dirt cookies

Thats Haiti

U mean make a rock church

Shit-tier pickup talk m8. Girls often don't use working out as a hobby, just a means to an end. It's like talking about what you buy when grocery shopping, mundane as shit.

What are you doing in my homeland go back to Germany reee

You mean mosques really (33.9%).

Nice jacket, I assume you ride a motorcycle or at least enjoy heavy metal culture. Do you even know who the big four is? Wow just what I thought, typical pretty girl appropriating a culture that isn't hers as a fashion accessory. tch. Anyway here's my stop. *walks 3 miles in the rain*

There's a difference in being a mormon about it and using her initial observation as a conversation starter.

If she seems like she doesn't want to talk about working out at all, I'll change the subject.

Nah thats mostly in the east and they are ethio-somalis or the afars

when I went there everyone in the upperwest (by the castles and churches) was christian

autism

You lost her the second you started asking her why she didn't work out ffs. Changing the conversation to her favourite bloodborne build isnt going to save it.

All the better. It's a completely safe topic if that is the case with her. She won't need to feel pressured one way or another.

She initiated the discussion by talking about my physique. It's normal to then talk about things that relate to that assuming the interest in the general area of physical appearance/fitness holds. If not, change the subject.

Thanks
I've been at it for quite a while now. Also I like your jacket.

leftist millennial voluntourist spotted
> "yaa i met some really deep people in africa, its like a different, more in touch, way of life man, some things no-one here can understand"

>Asking any "w" question from a woman.
>Not working with a woman.

no I just vistited Ethiopia and saw some of the churches and castles

It was okay pretty cool. I liked Egypt more

ignore what she said and just ask her if she wants to skip whatever she was doing to go have lunch or whatever. presumably your stop is near your home, so then you ask if she wants to head back to your place for drinks. you all should know better than to attempt an actual conversation with a woman

I would just flex a 'cep and say
>how's this for a start?

By doing a little dance

>Public transport

kek

c-can i be your black girlfriend user?
>no homo

>For you

"Thanks for noticing! Say, I really like your voice, you sound like your hymen is fully intact!"

smile. closed lip mild laugh. thank you.

there's no way I could fuck that girl, this way I avoid embarassment.

I'd give her a compliment back since I am not full autismo.

FLEX

A

'CEP

>there's no way I could fuck that girl

Assuming you aren't some breed of lard ogre, you might be surprised.

Remarkable!
That sounded almost human! Do it again!

>this is my chance to use what ive learned by watching tyrone all these years

AY WUZZZZ GUCCI NIGGA? FINNA TRYNA SUK DIS DIK?

im not a virgin, but the only reason I ever get laid is at parties. even then, it's only because i'm 6'4"/white/green eyes.

i'm only able to get laid in college because of parties. in high school I was a real life /r9k/ super autist. logged 2500 hours on steam in about 1.5 years, had no friends, spent all my time in bedroom.

>on the bus

lol i have a car you fags

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELLINGTON

for all the memes about "muh hair" I have had a few black women randomly run their hands through my hair and tell me how much they like it

Sounds like I already have. All I'd need to do at this point is just not throw spaghetti everywhere.

Just keep thinking to myself...

... Don't throw spaghetti...
... Don't throw spaghetti...
... Don't throw spaghetti...

"Thanks! Don't worry, I won't throw any spaghetti at you."

If she says that you are basically golden. I would flex a 'cep and say
>Deal or no deal?

"I've never seen you on the bus, going to work?"

Just let her talk.

you don't 'seduce' antiquated farm equipment.

Black women smell bad.

Best advice in the thread. If she's initiated with you to begin with, all you have to do is this and you will get her number. The rest is as simple as arranging a date, which you should do pretty quickly afterwards.

>negroid africanus
>going to work

I'd probably just say something like "what, you like these guns?" and flex.

But then again, I'm not autistic like you.

Deal or no deal.
Gosh I would love to kiss her.

>"Okay user that was kinda racist."