No matter how much Veeky Forums lifts, they will still fail to satisfy a woman in bed

>not wanting to fuck daddy issues girls

i last about 3 or 4 minutes when i don't have sex in a long time, but if i have 2 beers or something, it goes up to 45 minutes, its crazy

>thinking choker signifies this in current day not just every basic bitch

THIS

Holy fuck this bitch is lying her ass off. $20 says the moment you took her up on her offer to ride on top she would half ass it for like a minute and then mope around until you started pounding her doing all the work.

I love when girls ride top and I love eating pussy. Years after I fuck them I can bump into them and they will want round 2 married or not.

Thats what good sex does to a girl. So if you think you are being macho by not getting her off remember she's fucking a dude like me behind your back and using you as the atm.

No, but I have phimosis.

Nigga it takes like 30 to pre cum at least
I might have just watched too much porn but you need to be REALLY good in bed for me to nut
As to on top cool I'm kinda lazy

>TFW 2 pump chump
I always bust quick until it's like my 4-5th time fucking the same girl

First time I had sex I lasted about 20 seconds. . Might not even have been that long, might have been around 12 seconds.

I cum after pretty much that long but only on the first one since I stay hard and can blast like 3 or 4 times before I get worried about my doodle health. Is this a good or bad thing?

you've just jacked off too much and are used to the death grip

y-you too?

Condom helps, but not much

Sounds like me. I stopped jerking it for a few months, and although I never had sex during that time, I could tell my dick was a lot more sensitive, so that might help out. I think phimosis + excessive jerking leads to a lot of callous and loss of feeling

>tfw I can only last long when a girl is on top

Ex couldn't ride for shit on top so I always was on top. What guy wouldn't want a girl to do the work?

I pretty much blow my load in under a minute if I fixate on how fucking hot my gf is since she's a pawg that moans as loud as a jet airplane

If I don't pay attention to what's happening I can pretty much last forever, so I just think about finances or something for like five minutes while she alerts the entire district with her gabber and then I focus on the situation and instantly blow

Hey man, that's me too. I have no idea if that's good or not.

>mfw the first 4 times I had sex I couldn't cum
I was so nervous about not lasting long it had the opposite effect.

When I CUM I CUM RIGHT ON TIME NIGGA

TRIPLE 6 5
FORKED TONGUE

Stop fapping

how the fuck am i supposed to do that?

I FUCK THE MUSIC

I end up cumming fast but I get aroused fast. One day while on f-list I started a RP, came in about an hour(we had a lot of foreplay and buildup, gotta have that backstory to make it good) and after I cleaned myself up, the bitch did one of my biggest turn ons unexpectedly and I got hard, again.

I fapped five times that day.

>girl on top looks amazing in porn
>super boring in real life and i feel basically nothing

how do i make girl on top work Veeky Forums

Actually I can last forever due to years of torturing my dick with a deathgrip.

>not letting women on top
what. That's hot as fuck

I like it best when she raises her ass up slightly, giving me room to thrust while I'm on bottom. Grab two big 'ol handfuls of ass while you're doing it to visit nut central.

>Be twitter hoe
>Name spelled wrong
>Get butthurt about people pronouncing it like its spelled
Obviously her opinion is garbage.

you need a turkish wrestling hold on her. dominant hand on her ass with at least your middle finger in her ass for grip

I MAKE IT (prematurely) CUM

i was the exact opposite when i started. at first i couldnt get fully hard when i was inside, then i could get mostly hard but couldnt cum even after 2 hours. on the 5th try i managed to finish after an hour and a half. fast forward half a year and i can last a very long fucking time if i put my mind to it, and although it is a bit harder, i can come within a few minutes provided i have full focus and am energized. generally however without trying i will go for 20-45 minutes. deathgrip and porn addiction ruined my first few times, but it ended up being worth it in the end to be able to last however long i choose

>can fuck in any position for hours except doggy style
sometimes I bust the nut in under a minute with high intensity doggy style

>can't get erect
>can't climax
You gay.

Don't worry I'll be gentle

Hello brothers

Iktf. Most visually stimulating (gf has a phat ass), limited depth means head is getting more in-out sensation, and booty slapping my pelvic area = donezo.

I just told you that those problems were for my first few times. unless you're suggesting it is possible to change sexual orientation

Same lad, it's actually pretty great. Giving a girl a challenge to get you off usually gets them pretty excited.

this is true ive seen girls younger than ten wearing them (with their single mums in town), its starting to wear away at my soul a little bit i think

>I just think about finances or something
LOL, but seriously I do the same shit. Thinking about work, my motorcycle, etc...

shes right

sure cuck boy

basically this for me too, no porn/fap is the key to cure death grip

I usually outlast girls and they practically beg me to cum since they get soar.
sometimes I'm able to cum in under 30 mins for a quickie...I think the fastest nut I got was at least 8 mins in

Damn right I'm using her atm (Ass to Mouth) fuckboi.

yep, they start doing the hip thrust/jerk to really lay into the meat but ironically there is less sensation for the male. I need slip, slither and slide. But it's cool if they like it a bunch, why not.

>tfw watch porn and jerk off at least once per day and still usually cum in under 2 minutes

Wtf is wrong me me bros, the more I try and concentrate on it while my fiance is riding me the harder it is to hold it in. She usually spends 4-5 minutes blowing me (and holy shit she is good at it) but as soon as I get in the puss it's practically game over. Like an inch below the tip on the underside is super super sensitive, sometimes if I'm somewhat close I can just rub that spot with one finger and I'll cum.

WHAT DO FUCK

If it's any consolation I'm 42 and I only last 1 minute despite having a wife. She's used to it now.

>not masturbating half an hour before having sex so you last longer
>not knowing pro strats

Woman on top is my favorite though, let her do all the work.

Jerk off with a lot of lube and practice getting really close to cumming but then stopping and backing off, and just edging for a while. You need to do that pretty regularly for a few weeks, maybe more, then you'll start having better control of it.

If that isn't helping, try doing something as you're holding off from cumming, like clenching your fist, or exhaling deeply, and do that every time you're trying not to blow - eventually your brain will start to associate that cue with relaxing and not orgasming, and if you're getting too close with your fiance just relax and do that. Also don't be afraid to slow down, change positions, etc.

I use to have trouble lasting 30 seconds, but after working at it for a few months I can make it 15-20 minutes most of the time.

>jerk off right before sex
>no longer horny
>don't want to have sex anymore

>mfw I told my crush at the bar those chokers signify a blackbelt in blowjobs
>she was wearing one

...

Idk man you might be gay but on the other hand that sounds alpha as fuck. Do you kick them out afterwards too? I bet they are fucking in love with you for that kind of domination and always trying to "tame" you.

Im waaaay too nice in bed and don't dominate enough.

I'm on antidepressants and I had sex with a 9/10 18 year old on a cruise ship for 5 hours two nights in a row and didn't cum ONCE. It's enough to make you cry...

Eating pussy is for beta males

And it gives you throat cancer

But if you cum fast you can wait a couple minutes for another go and then last 30mins plus right?

I broke my dick from years of rubbing my dick on the mattress. Only the jaws of life can get me off.

>tfw when penile insensitivity

>just don't
>avoid pics on the internet that make you horny
>if you are horny, sit on your hands, don't squeeze your dick with your thighs, watch something to distract yourself
like honestly it's like a fatty saying
>b-but dieting is hard!
just make the change that will improve your life ffs

Haah. I also remembered this tweet when I saw OP.

>not finishing by jacking off

Not trying to brag but i take quite some time to cum, i'm talking one and half hour to two hours here, lasted three hours once in the first go.

It's not as good as you think, you get tired if you go rough, the girl gets tired, and the girl might get bored making it a bad experience for both of you.
You have to last longer than 15 minutes, but you also don't want to take hours to cum like i do.

I'm like this too man

Will say though, I have had some 5 hour marathon sessions. Usually takes about an hour or two the girl cums about 4 - 10 times if I work hard enough. the most was over twenty orgasms and she was crying with joy and 'good' pain at the end of it.

if they are actually into you, they will have the fuck of their lives. if they arent really that into you, more than 40 minutes is tiresome

Just started having sex with a fit guy. Best sex I have ever had. He's very giving a fuckes me into oblivion. I love how he can pick me up and toss me around. He's also a unicor in that he doesn't use steroids and he's fucking hung like a horse. Sometimes it hurts but just get high and have some fun!

>visit nut central
kek'd
But yeah this guy knows the score. I love having my gf ride me, usually I do all the work

source?

Fap to your imagination. You'll have to close your eyes and fap really really hard to cum that way.

Really satisfying though and it makes you less sensitive

L O W T E S T

>sometimes last 15-20 minutes
>sometimes last 30 seconds
>sometimes can't cum at all
Bodies are weird man

I know this nightmare.

Yeah I'm the same way basically. If I don't have sex for while then I last like a normie. But if I have sex or fap a couple days prior I can easily last at least 15 minutes. Multiple sex sessions usually means I eventually don't cum at all.

YUH

As someone with low test, I have to really exert myself to cum. To the point of completely ignoring my girlfriend's responses and just plowing her like a fucking madman. So, I generally take it slow and focus on makong her cum early on, but she usually cums a lot from the rough stuff later too. And, the twitching of my cock when finishing typically makes her cum as well.

My sex drive has been in the shitter recently, gonna talk to a doctor about it today.

stop fapping then, its not that hard
>inb4 yourbrainonporn doesn't actually work

if it has to be don't do it daily
refrain from fapping for a month or two and afterwards keep it to a minimum. use lube and don't watch porn. just don't, it fucks with your brain

getting a gf helps

He's probably not letting you ride top because you suck at it

tfw i can't get girls to go on top and haven't had a girl on top in 8 years since i started fucking asian girls. i just want a girl to ride me instead of me ragdolling them.

What the fuck, where can I find a girl like this?

I last forever courtesy of years of porn addiction and always want to be on bottom because I'm an inexperienced beta neet.

If she is even half decent looking she's fucking someone on the side, sry m9

I think I actually do have low testosterone. Sex genuinely doesn't interest me that much. I jerk off all the time, but when I'm actually having sex it almost feels like a chore. I never cum unless it's bareback.

Broke up with a girl in December and messed around with a few chicks since then...nothing serious since I'm graduating college and the break up really shook me. But with the GF I was a champ and could last forever and nut practically on command. Since then the girls I've fucked I've lasted maybe 5 minutes max idk whats wrong with me I'm thinking about doing no porn or no fap maybe my grip is just too tight on the fap?

How much porn do you watch?

G-goodnight to you too callie.

A goodly amount. I should probably cut down. I don't buy the nofap broscience, per se, but it's only logical that over-consumption of porn and masturbation will have SOME ill effect. Maybe keep it to once a day.

I actually last longer when she's on top for some reason. I can go for hours that way but in missionary or doggy style I gotta pace myself or else I'll cum in like 2 seconds.

Not too sure if its normal but I know that feel user.

What I do to try get over that is usually whack one out 10-20min before I know I'm going to be doing the deed. You last long as fuck but the only downside is you feel nothing and it becomes more like cardio than something pleasurable.

>jack off so often I rubbed dick raw
>even full autism manage to pull one girl when 15
>last a legit 25-45 minutes everytime
>words gets around
>slutty grills start flirting and shit all the sudden
>fuck lots of them
>continues through college
>drop out because turbo autism
>sad life
>sad life continues to this

And that's how my turbo autism led to me pulling tons of pussy, and also being a sad sack of shit

>don't let womne ride on top
usually they ask me to be on the bottom or take them doggie.
I like riding me, less work for me,that's the point isn't it.

I'm gay, and this is the only way I could have sex with a woman. Probably imagining it's a guy and pushing her away the millisecond I'm done.

>can't last longer than 2 minuntes
>2 pump chumps.

2 pumps in 2 minutes? Just shows that you never go full retard on slow negatives for maximum time under tensions.