Match with girls easily

He didnt. You seem to have missed the absence of the arrow which appears before a sent message.

>not below the waist

???????

>"phone #?"
>she gives it
>text "hey"
>say "let's hang out sometime"

you aren't marrying these girls for christ sake, it's fucking tinder

wow those girls are fucking ugly, except for Delanie and Cheyenne.

I wouldn't look twice at them in public

Calm yourself manwhore
You have to wait for their nudes first before the get to see your davey jones

You don't need to know how to talk to them. This is the extent of all my my tinder messages. Sometimes there are exceptions, but this is what they should look like. I use the same template for every slut. The first message you see is what I opened up with.

I cropped out her name because
>Veeky Forums whiteknights

Literally every single one of them is fat

bump so autists can see my method

Whaaaat?
Post a pic of you
> time stamp too

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fucking emoji at the end of every line
calls others autists

wat

jesus op do you live near shreks swamp? why are they are so ugly? shae might be ok but her picture is blurry which probably means she had to zoom out because of her face

>Girls only open with something basic like 'Hey'
>I have to make some witty joke or opener just to get a response

>started with tinder
>received a super like

what did she mean by this ?

he's talking about the game you friendless gymcel

why do you feel you need to hold a conversation lmao
you're on tinder to fuck, not find a partner
same goes for whoever's on the other side

He's just playing the game of tinder. You'd know that if you weren't an autist.

Mhhhh, high test.

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Why is she does have no neck?

she ate it

Don't make fun of her Veeky Forums. You'll never be true /dadmode/ if you make fun of her

>match with girl
>blonde, great bone structure
>would be pretty hot actually
>fat as fuck
why do women do this? a would-be 7-8 is so fucking lazy that she drops herself to a 4. Sad!

WTF RIGHT? WHY IS THIS A THING

Didn't miss it. Just didn't know about it.

Never used tinder before.

>right swiping heifers
do you have no shame?

wot they're the ones who are starting the conversation with OP??? tardo

lmao

.. you aren't supposed to "keep a conversation with them"
you arrange a time to meet up and fuck. that's it.

You're not there to have conversations. You get there number and set up a meeting. If you try to drag some conversation on then they will get bored with you and move on with one of their 100's of other matches

>those openers

Jesus Christ get some game loser

> When are you free

Was going good till right there, you don't ask, you tell

I'll give ya 7/10 user

>Bet she would be a mediocre date.
>After all those soul crushing rejections OP decides to bite the bullet and keep seeing her.
>Eventually marry the orbital ocelot of obesity
>Fast forward and she's chewing on chicken bones in their backyard while OP is working a dead end job at the DMV
>Life is passing by too quickly and the words of his father are echoing in his ears.
>"You'll make something of yourself someday son". Sure you will faggot.
>OP cries and goes to sleep.
>Next day. OP picks up his children from school
>Comes home to see Elizafat in bed with Chad
>"H-He forced himself on me a-user!!"

long story short, i dont know where im going with this

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those aren't op's, that's what the grils said

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Kek

Elizabeth gon benchpress you, user

new meme, elizabeth queen of Veeky Forums

He said he has trouble talking to them so what makes you think they messaged him first?

Girls are so shit at convo

The fact that I know how tinder works and know those are messages he received, not sent

Should I?

>can't talk/keep a conversation with anyone of them

Messages you sent have an arrow

Forgot pic

mate are you into fat fucks jeez

>perfect 10
>that girl in the preview pic
more proof PUA is garbo

so how did it work out between you two?

i met a girl and when she was about to leave i opened the door for her. was that too beta?

send her a gif of bane

FUCKING SHIT YOU MADE ME LOSE

shes aspie

> Girls will contribute to conversation

Even girls that I'm fucking can't hold a conversation for shit, girls have virtually no social skills.

It's almost been proven to be an evolutionary fact, girls are the ones that are chased, guys are the chasers, girls have had to develop nothing in order to procreate, they don't need power, money, humour, intelligence or to be interesting, they just need a vagina.

Men on the other hands, having to be the active party and having to compete with the other males in the world for a desirable mate have had to develop skills for attracting girls, some get rich, some learn skills (Guitar or some shit), some get jacked and some get great at conversation.

We literally see this in every other animal in nature, lions fight each other for mates, peacocks spread their plumage, birds build big nests, whales learn songs etc.

In every other animal in the entire world we see the male species learning a skill to compete with the other males for mates, while the female species does nothing but exist with a fuckhole.

Yet when you suggest the same holds true for humans angry tumblerinas call you a misogynist, we evolved from monkeys, we are from nature, we are animals and we are a species where the men chase the females, so of course men learn skills designed to attract females and the females learn nothing.

That post is wrong, there are such things as good social skills, girls just don't have it because they don't need it

the number of y's at the end of their hey indicate how badly they want your bone.

Heyyy means anal.

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"I once made someone laugh so hard milk came out their nose"

for u

ARE YOU BOIS HIGH TEST ENOUGH FOR THIS?

For the lulz Veeky Forums

What do I open with?

are you an archeologist

hey wanna do some heroin?

Know where I can pick up some meth?

I actually met a girl who was an actual archeologist, she didn't like the punchline

Stop caring so much

ask her about her dad

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I decided I actually wanted to try to fuck this one

you blew it with that last one desu

you have autism

>you up? :)

>asking women for permission to please them
what a pussy

You look like Micheal Jackson
I like it
> do it or no balls

>asking permission

Beta

Maybe

>downloaded tinder
>swiped left on 95% of girls
>didn't get any matches
>deleted it after one day
Maybe online dating isn't for me.

is that patti

> ruggrats shit
Hell no that shits to high test for me

gotta swipe right on all of them. lay some chum bro. they also made it pay to win so if you have extra cash to blow you do better

I don't know I just had this picture

girls have drastically reduced intelligence, you throw emojis around and they soak their pants
Learn to play the game, virgin

This makes me feel raped

BAD INFO
if you right swipe everything you will only get bots you need a good mix of 60 percent left swipe 40 percent right swipe

Veeky Forums i need some advice
>match with tinder chick
>talk for a few days
>one day she is horny as shit and we exchange nudes
>wants me to come over and fuck her in her shower
>dont do it cause im a virgin and i felt like id fuck it up
>try and get her to come to my place yesterday
>she flakes but says she'd be down this weekend
>dont know what to msg her or if she even wants to bang at all
Pls help im very bad at this

Yeah kinda dumb but this is how it works. You have to swipe the right amount to overall activity up so you appear in other's feeds

bots are easy to id if you aren't a dumbass

You missed your chance and she went to the next dude in line.

Fuck
Should i try and salvage the situation by messaging her tonight or is it just fukt

Tinder is for hookups and women have short attention spans.
Guaranteed the day she asked for shower sex and you said no she had another dude at her place within the hour railing her

Next time don't drop the ball you fucking sperg

Your on tinder
Get the next pussy and DONT FUCK UP
> checked