I've came home from Uni where i have no friends to go out with. I also brought back 0.5g of MDMA

Because coke is shit and mdma is fucking amazing?
Meditation+mdma=amazing

>enjoy your serotonin syndrome faggot

You clearly don't know how serotonin syndrome works

> I swear cocaine is better for you
>messing up your nose AND brain

>takes it when he goes out clubbing

unless he only goes out every 3 months he's seriously fucked.

Nope, that's still not how serotonin syndrome works. Do some research faggot.

so my plan is to have one bomb just as i leave my house so im peaking as i get to the gym

its back day so gonna do some DL then gonna hit the treadmill see how it feels

made a house and techno playlist to listen in the gym, dont normally listen to music in the gym

will take the second bomb after an hour and the final just after i get out the showers.

yes, are you autistic or something?

kys

>yes

Quality argument

If this is not b8 then watch your body temperature and hydration levels

Lol serotonin syndrom has very little to do with frequency, and everything to do with combining various drugs affecting serotonin.

test the mdma and if its gucci go out clubbing
stay hydrated and try to keep your body temperature low (so dont fucking workout retard)

i had the other half g last week and its average MD.

leaving now. back in about 2 hours, keep thread alive if you want to hear how it goes

Why the fuck would you take diz and go to the gym? It's like 20 quid for a half g, what's the point in using half of that to get a bit of a buzz going just to make a tit of yourself in the gym? You're a fucking spastic
Don't blame us when the staff escort you out for being a gurning mess

dont do mdma that frequently it causes brain damage you retard

..
why i even care there are people dying in hunger and getting raped, you cant fix the stupid anyway

>20 quid for a half g

>you can get it for 8 a gram off the darkweb

this will be so fucking great he will sweat so much and forget hom many reps he did, he will end up doing 18x7 biceps curls, run on a threadmill for about 4 minutes, do 3 pull ups while letting out moans of pleasure while "met her at the loveparade" blasts from his headphones.

i envy your brain op, you go man!

Anyone got the screencap of that guy who took some kind of drugs and "uphill sprinted" to the gym and had a really trippy workout where he saw his "brother"?

That webm is not okay

If you're buying a half from a random dealer 20 is about right
usually decent quality but I have had fucking awful mandy a couple of times (out of about 20 times dropping)

>buying drugs from dodgy dealers
>2017

>some kind of drugs
are you 12?
there's a pasta of someone taking datura and lifting and another of someone taking shrooms and lifting

Please don't do this. MDMA isn't a drug to do productive things on you fucking moron. You're probably gonna take it and not even want to lift. Then you're gonna just spend the rest of the 6 hours rolling and coming down by yourself. Use your fucking brain.

datura is uphil climbing

arent you afraid of getting busted?

I always used to buy off my mate, decent bloke but a total wreckhead. Used to get some great stuff, and if you wanted a gram or more he didn't even weigh it, just cut a chunk off a big fucking rock

>Deadlifting on Mdma

This can only end well

OP is going to end up dying anyway thanks to natural selection, but idiots wasting MDMA is fucking annoying. I'm sure he got some bad shit anyway

I went lifting high few times and shit was annoying. Problem was memorising reps i had to use microplates to count my reps.

He'll start to come up with people around him, prang out and just go home and chill
guarantee

You have a higher chance of getting busted through some dodgy cunt who's probably cut your shit than the domestic post service

MDMA is completely fine if the user takes a RESPONSIBLE amount (.1 - .15) once every six months. Research says three month but lets be responsible here since drugs are taboo and research is limited.

Shit fucks up so many people's heads because they take it every fucking weekend or when they do it they take half a fucking gram in one night.

Tbh going to a gym at this hour in Britain you'll be in the company of other wastemen and the odd autist

never ordered but was a bit dissapointed in darknet desu
i wanted like 30-50mg of benzo for personal use only and 90% of the stuff was pressed garbage
i mean i get that there arent enough doctors in the world for enough prescriptions but still

You know when I typed that out I actually thought "Imagine if one of these cunts on this anime imageboard says some shit because I just used the term "drugs" rather than anything specific".

Then I thought there's no way that will happen, but here we are. I didn't remember what he took faggot.

Nah, they'll be a couple of late strong cunts there at this time. Give it another couple of hours for the true weirdos.

Except you have no way of knowing if what you are taking is legit or mixed with other drugs.
That's my main problem with drugs, yeah sure most of them will be "fine" if you "trust" your "dealer" but I'm not taking shit if I don't have even a shady government regulation agency giving it approval.

I take 0.3 every 3 months. It' fine

get a test kit. its not 100% accurate but they wont make these shitty commercial pills fool-proof

>Except you have no way of knowing if what you are taking is legit or mixed with other drugs.

>what is a reagent test

try again

lol dumb af
you will be weaker, probably overestimate yourself, and be fucking up your gains long term, serotonin goes a long way in fitness senpai

ah yeah let me pull my kit at the festival no problem bros!

>actually buying drugs at a festival
>not taking your own in

>implying im not an antisocial nerd who only goes to dark clubs

festivalcucks please

I'm not sure about mdma but I had the sickest workout of my life on acid.

why would you even consider working out on acid
what the fuck is this thread honestly, do you guys also eat while taking a shit?

OP here

i dont know if it's laced with something because i came up super fucking fast while i was driving, i did take it on an empty stomach though.

im sitting in my car outside of the gym, i went inside and went to the treadmill and did some quick stretching to warm up a bit but these guys were looking at me in a sexual way, so i went over to go see what was up (feeling kind of bi, i guess its the MDMA) and started flirting with them but they got offended and the manlet said to get the fuck out or they'd beat my ass

what the fuck, im feeling pretty good but wtf i wasnt even in there for 10 minutes and now im scared to ever go back again

what do i do?

>clubs
>antisocial
>two opposites

go back in and do some weights, stop chatting up the guys fucks sake

shut up and you'll get funny greentext OC when he gets out of the hospital

>dark dingy club
>literally no one cares about you
>filled with guys usually
>there is a high chance that the producer/dj itself is awkward/weird looking

comfy for me

what the fuck do you do? dance on your own?

i cant, theyre still there and they seemed super pissed at me for some reason. i dont want to get into a fight vs 3 people

driving home now, will post when i get back. what are some fun things to do on MDMA while alone at home?

Get back in there man, you didn't take mdma to get bullied by a manlet. Go back in there blast some edm and have the best workout of your life. Focus on the workout not other people!

YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THERE AND INTIMIDATE THEM WITH YOUR 5PL8 DIDDLY OP

utter wasteman
Dfkm

im fucking awkward dont worry but usually i try to groove, forget about things and feel the music
depending on the night many people are raving on drugs in the front, some guys standing, some trying to talk or something
thing is no one will notice you no matter what you do basically

when im with a mate i cant really let myself and feel the music so usually we smoke and have a beer on the roof or something

dude, you aren't thinking clearly.

They don't want to fight you they want to fuck you. It's up to you what you do. 3 minutes from now you could be in the gym showers getting sprayed with warm water with one cock in your ass and one down your throat.

It's up to you man. Go back in there and tell them to come to the showers with you.

i want to big they seem really pissed and the two other ones are really bigger than me. if i walk back in there wont i just seem autistic?

No, it seems like you're playing hard to get. they are probably rock hard already waiting for you to come back in.

I'd hurry up before they inevitably start without you, go now!

They literally want to fuck you. They were obviously shit testing you. Deflect and keep at it

>he doesn't buy stock from deepweb
>has to worry about some local cunt who has never had a real job and probably fills his pills with literal poison because "tourists are gullible"

LOL

should i just do some stretches in front of them and then go to the showers and see what they do? im really scared they're going to beat my ass but i feel like the chance might be worth it anyway, shit i dont know what i should do. still sitting in my car btw.

still coming up higher and higher btw, think i've almost peaked

this is what's wrong with the world. stupid fucks do something completely wrong then walk away like they accomplished great.

if they catch your ass you can be sued for literally funding terrorism, avoiding taxas and who knows that kind of shit
its not about the drug

I still laugh when I read that one

That's an idea but you should try to make it sort of obvious what you really want.

stretch like the girls stretch. bend over and grab your feet and shit.

hi just got back. it wasnt very fun, enjoyed the music alot and danced, luckily it was empty, my friend has asked me to meet him so im going to go meet him, ill be back soon and go into more detail, i timed it wrong, i came up about 15 minutes into the gym. lifting was harder and didnt pay attention but enjoyed running abit but couldnt last longer than i normally could and was sweating alot, i drove home idk if its ok to drive on mdma but my friend asked me to go meet him just now so im gonna go meet him. the gym was empty, just some fat girl and a medium 7/10.

brb

>Driving while on Mandy

You are an utter nonce m8. It's terrifying that people like you are using the roads.

its fine, theres nothing wrong with it.

Have you ever swedged before? How can you possibly pay attention to the road when you randomly get stuck thinking about how good the texture of the steering wheel feels?

>getting caught

Not a chance if you have half a fucking brain. They are 100% more concentrated on the sellers and not the buyers anyways

this. got a rock of mdma and took it all 2 doses on 2 consecutive days. the comedown was hellish on the following day and i had a shadow over me for about 2 weeks

still would do it again if i had a source but im a big dumb dumb

Make sure you drink at least 3 gallons during your workout.

MDMA makes you act like a fucking child

mdma is the opiate of the masses, its the most exciting part of a normie's life, pathetic

thanks for the sitrep Captain Trips. i wanted to know how it went.

any problems with your livelifts? what weights?

Ok I've been back for a while but been enjoying some music

Lifts were fine, i got through my sets normally, didnt feel weaker or stronger.

Was hard to pay attention.

Started working out to the music, lifting in synch, and i never normally get up between sets but i was standing alot more than normal.

I was also sweating more than normal

Cardio was similar, i couldnt pay attention and got bored of running, which ive never had before.

Was fun with the dance music and i did dance abit but there wasnt really anything positive or negative from taking MD in the gym

but yeah kinda a waste but im enjoying it now still

I did 50k on DL.

>I did 50k on DL.

fucking dropped

>the average drug user

sorry
did mdma not heroin

> Doing drugs
> Working out.

Pick one you degenerate piece of shit.

Getting baked and working out is pretty nice. Just have a timer to make sure you don't get distracted.