Nickname thread

How are/were you called by normies, Veeky Forums?

>tfw at uni I was called "Hitler the Killer Lifter"

Muscles Marinara

Diamond Dan or Dan the Man

Explain

Dick Duck for my Bick Buck

I've always been cockstrong like a mofo'
Nicks
Pitbull
Bulldog
One man gang
Captain caveman
Tugboat
I tend to gain 20ish pounds in the winter and drop them during the spring

Some of my significant other's friends have begun calling me "the monster"

Some boys called me "The wall" because I was 6'5 in HS and super broad

weird kid

>talk to regular a lot, look up to him
>asks my name
>my name is Joel
>he's pretty popular and knows everyone, eventual Joel devolved to Joey
>don't correct him
>been 5 years, I still introduce myself as Joey

"That weirdo"

big guy (I'm not even that big ???)
Alan (that's not my name, nor is it close to my name, I really have no
cunt

>roids
>whenver i get mildy upset im accused of roid rage

"the buff kid who sells chips" when I was still in HS

Naynay
Because of my sister calling me Nate Nate

middle school: "Lil' Raincoat" or "Lil' RainRain"
I wore a yellow coat on the bus and it looked 'tistic.
high school:
>stu
>buddha
>stove
>stwove
>stwoven
>stwuve
>stweve
>faggot
kek
college:
>tfw your lab partner in freshman chem calls you "silly steve"
>tfw you didn't bang her and she transferred out of engineering school to go live in farm country and draw greeting cards
uh, I guess I was just steve, none of that W bullshit anymore
>then i became "The Hog"
I was the hog because I was a big guy compared to a bunch of these sprightly cross country kids I lived with in my junior year

Caveman/teen wolf (ungodly amounts of hair)

Achilles
God of Muscles
Handsome Jack
Pussy Slayer
Master


Just the usual stuff

People call me benchsquatdeadlift or big kid at my gym.

My closest friends called me fatass almost exclusively for the first 3 years we hung out. high school sucked

in better shape than all of them now tho

The Legend 27

Maybe you should lay off the roids, roids?

Buffalo Dick because I always smelled like ranch dipped buffalo wings. I shower and everything wtf

Stud muffin on the way back to my room in the dorms after taking a shower, pretend to be upset to avoid the girl knowing that I am getting an erection because I she's a giant tease. Same girl that would make jokes about her straddling me, but then acting like she didn't like me.

Wolf

Because I got fucked up on mdma and other unknown substances om new years eve a few years ago and ran completely naked around the city thinking I was a werewolf while covered in blood because I jumped through bushes and people's gardens

Got nicknamed "moose" when I got out of the canoe and drug my 3 friends through the shallow rocks on a two day river trip. There were mushrooms and alcohol and weed involved. I'm really proud of that one. Felt one with nature and my friends marveled at my lanky strength and determination charging along the riverbed. :)

I was the golden god

>stormin ----------man (my last name ends in man)
>stormo (a further permutation of my nickname)
>diesel (because I am "diesel as fuck" according to one friend)
>littlefoot (I ran cross country at one point and I have small feet. Like 2 sizes smaller than anyone else on the team. Some nig nog kid stole my racing shoes at a track meet and I caught him because he was clearly cramming his clown feet into my tiny shoes and trying to pass them off as his) >tfw footlet)

>mfw Tarzan

The Drunken Baker

In high school I was "Mr. President," I don't even remember why.

I used to get called a dairy farmer at work since I always used to come in with at least 2 litres of full fat milk.

My name is Jeremy. Several females at work and at high school keep calling me Jere-bear.

Bear