*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

*confronts with difficult social situation*

bad move

shrugs and tricep pushdown mode.

this is what womans want

Nani?!

It's a cool animal.

what animal is this

They call them Bison but they're really Buffalo but we're not allowed to call them that because the Americans will come and kill them all again

>anime

Do you know where you are user?

even if you ran twice as fast as the fastest man in the world, you'd still get gored and trampled.

Bison
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bison

they live mostly in North America but theres a few in Eastern Europe. In America there used to be millions of them but they were hunted to near extinction in the 19th century, now theres about 150,000

you've got it backwards, buffalo is an improper term. Buffalo are their own genus. There are two species of Bison, one in North America and one in eastern Europe (the european bison is endangered though).

>skipping head day

>"Oh shit, fuckfuckfuck-"
>Looking around for something climbable, any rocks or trees nearby?
>Standing obsessively still, but it's just fucking looking at me.
>"Fuckin' holy shit, oh no, this is bad-"

So no petting?

yes, this is a fitness board

These things are dangerous as heck. If you encounter one I hope you are flexible, because you won't have much time to kiss your ass goodbye.

you could try, but they will "bump" you if threatend

Bully!!

Therefore Jojo is the only anime worth talking about here.

>hissssssssss

>file name
Audible kek

that's a big gator

this guy hops into your path and slaps your gf's ass

what do you do

you are like a little baby

Your mom's a cool animal. She lets me ride her everyday.

O GIVE ME A HOME
WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM
>be careful what you ask for

...

moow

mooing

Mooooooooooooooooooooo

Rolling for 7

Moo lad

bisonlets, when will they learn

it's a crocodile 4 u

*ENDS UP ON MY PLATE*

*blinds him with dorito dust*
heh, nothin personel kid

Moo

glass the cunt

Mooing for 4

>Rouge Cow
>black and white

>wat is leg day

H-Hayai

mooin

Oh

Mooo

100.000 years ago people would just walk towards this thing, and it would run away.

they track it and keep doing this for 24 hours until it dropped from exhaustion.

Veeky Forumsan/ board when?

for you

This is why I need a .454 in my gym bag

Maybe more agile but definitely not faster. You might be able to dodge out for a time but once it gets a piece of you you're dead. Not a game worth playing desu.

Tbh

*Pulls out red flag*
>OLE

Moo

...

mooing

...

Mooing

mooo

...

F

U

C

K

*accidentaly crash into yoru car*

checking in

comparing this little shit to bisson

will manlets ever learn?

i embrace the moooo

...

rollo

I am a cow now

rollin'

i will never understand people that type like that...
Where did it go wrong buddy?

OH WOW ANOTHER GREAT THREAD NOT RELATED TO Veeky Forums

OUTTA MY WAY MANLETS YOU DON'T BECOME THIS BEAUTIFUL BY FRUADING

...

*adopts*
youtube.com/watch?v=estTtyHv8D4

THE FUCK

*GOES EXTINCT*

...

55/66 braaappffftttt

Has anyone tried to ride one into battle ?

pls not Longhorn

ROLL

>1
>warrior cow

That's a fucking dexter, the midget cow. Look how short it's legs are - 25% of calves die stillborn, 25% are normal sized (and thus culled) and 50% look like that.

Rollan Belgian Blue Brute

>the african stalker meme
Nobody hunts territorial bovines by running it into exhaustion.
Mostly because those fuckers charge and kill, they do not back away.

I wouldn't be surprised if the fucking hostile, original fauna of Europe was the reason for us dominating the globe. You do not stop developing weapon simply because you killed the monsters, they might come back.

i think in ops pic its a wisent, the european cousin of the amrecian bison

thanks man, thats actually pretty interesting

>Im faster than that thing

homo

roll

Ask him to slap mine