Females don't have a prostate in their butts. Knowing this...

That's gay

proving my point

In what way? My girlfriend enjoys anal and I don't have a micro peen.

>that's gay

Maybe if you're a immature dude who thinks pushing outa shit is gay if it feels good or using straws is gay because you're sucking on something

sound the normie alert
>REEEEE

Roastie friend of mine who's a huge anal slut says the sensation of being stretched is pleasant.

Lel I made my GF cum from only fucking her ass and my dick is 7 inches

>if you think a dude licking your asshole is gay then you must also think poopin and straw sucking is gay

Wew lad

"she" is probably a he

>there are men ITT who have never experimented with their g-spot

it's your own fucking body, just jam a finger up there and answer your own question, goddamn

>inb4 someone tells me you can be gay for touching yourself

lol fuck off

So do anal in missionary. 5 inches is plenty if she has a G spot - it's usually only 2-3 inches deep anyways.

Anal sucks though. The rim is sensitive as fuck but that's it - just feels like shoving poop in and out of your butt. Have you ever been late for something and have to take a dump after peeing, but halfway through you realize it's gonna take too long so you suck that fucker back in? Yeah that's what anal for women is like, but times it by however many thrusts. I know a girl who loves it. She must have clitoral nerve endings stretching all the way back there or some black magic shit, cuz she only ever does it up the ass. Gave her bf vaginal for his bday like twice. I don't understand it.

The vaginal canal is right beside the anal cavity and recieves stimulation as well

There are sensitive nerve endings in that area too. Kissing feels good dispite not having a prostate in your mouth

His DD tits really had me fooled.

>she must have clitoral nerve endings stretching all the way back there or some black magic shit, cuz she only ever does it up the ass
"she" is genetically a man

>dude
lol no one said dude, I think you're the gay one sonny

>he didn't get oral prostate glands

You must have a low T dad or something

>letting a woman n at your mucous membranes

It's like your want veneral diseases

Who said anything about a dude you blithering idiot

Why does my asshole hurt when I get hard?

See

>dude
Yeah, women don't have tongues

Well licking is always a purely external sensation and for the other we're (people) just degenerate freaks by nature.

You might be clinically retarded

Better than having butt herpes, faggot

>letting a woman near you

wow sounds super gay, probably diseases as well, no thanks

>butt herpes

Is there a difference between that and regular herpes?

the kind of women i like have prostates

IT's like regular herpes, but it's in your butt.

Yeah the butt

t. Janoy

I've been fingerblasted by my wife once.

She didn't didn't go deep enough to hit the prostate, but, I get it. I totally get it.

We've looked at strap ons together, I'll try anything twice.

Can confirm the rim for being super sensitive. I would like to be rimmed at least once, I'm willing to bet it's awsome. But I'd never ask her to do it though, seems like a pretty weird thing to ask to done.

I however love licking her asshole, she says she doesn't enjoy it happening...but her responses to it determined that was a lie.

But I'm a degenerate sexual deviant...so anything "taboo" gets me off. Licking and smelling ass, feet, the one time I was finger blasted....if it's "dirty" or "forbidden" I want it.

Andd the doing butt stuff makes you gay argument is fucking retarded. Had an arguement with a black guy I used to work with.
>if you gettin' involved with a woman's asshole, you gay...any old nigga get an asshole?
>do you like it when a woman sucks your dick though?
>hell yeah, who don't?
>are you gay, any old niggas got a mouth??

I think it's WHO you do sexual things with that makes you gay, not WHAT you actually do?

I don't know Veeky Forums, are you a depraved deviant?

>I would like to be rimmed at least once, I'm willing to bet it's awsome.

It's not awesome. I've had a couple of girls do it to me, and maybe I'm just too jaded to get the mental thrill out of it that some people might, but as far as physical sensation goes it's just kind of boring. I legit get more out a girl licking my ears than a rim job.

Fag, you probably have prostrate cancer then

What does rimming have to do with the prostate? It's just a tongue licking your balloon knot.

you couldnt even reach the prostate with your tongue if you wanted, what the fuck dude?

>Strap ons

Gas yourself you disgusting degenerate.

>ear
Hhhnnnggggg
She whisperin
>whats all this precum on my hand?
>you feel this pussy swallowin your dick?
>you want to cum in me, or on my spread asshole

Sex has become more of an auditory thing for me than physical

losing v card soon, what kind of exercises might a skinny fag need to help my thrusting seem like a pro or porn star tier fucking

Im only a degenerate in the bedroom.
>im on your team /pol

>cardio
>ab work
>lower back
Anything endurance based, also

>being a tonguelet

Seriously?

will 1 week of said areas have me ready
what kind of routine should i have and which actual exercises

I'm willing to bet my house that NO, you cannot condition in one week.
I would recommend:
>running
>sit ups
>crunches
>leg lifts

The BEST thing I'd recommend though, above everything else, is just RELAX.

If you're uptight, you'll be pushing rope.

If you're nervous, you'll he shoving a marshmellow in a coin slot.

If you blow it, so what? Unless you're afraid of word getting your highschool...cause you are in highschool.

You could just tell her, "look, im nervous and this is new to me, i want to make you feel good, but you might have to work with me."

It'll be alot easier if you genuinely love each other.

A week will do almost nothing. The best thing you can do is think about ways to make the situation go as smoothly as possible.

>You could just tell her, "look, im nervous and this is new to me, i want to make you feel good, but you might have to work with me."

Also, do NOT do this. You will get laughed out of there.

Which confirms my statement thatll itll be easier if you love each other.

She also might think its cute.

Also if she laughs at you, she aint worth it.

If she cant deepthroat you while your cumming, she has no room to criticize your performance, cause a bitch can still fuck even she aint aroused

Dude, it's less about thrusting technique and more about helping her get into the right state of mind to enjoy sex. Foreplay is important to women, and they're not going to be impressed by you trying to act like a porn star.

Like the other dude said, relax.

Also don't go bragging about it to your friends after, because no girl at your school who might want to have sex with you will want to risk their reputation by getting with a creep who talks shit.

>losing virginity
you're going to have a hard time maintaining your erection, and it's going to be awkward. have fun!!

Surprisingly my first time I didnt have this issue.
I was so excited my first wasnt an absolute practice pig that it was on!!

Looking back, she was probably a 5.
Ballooned herself to a 2 after I broke up with her.

cool but i dont love her, shes a slut interested on my lips on her pussy which i'm fascinated for
great
im aware of that but i feel like my thrusting will be week, id love to perform foreplay

>i feel like my thrusting will be week

Describe what in the hell you mean by this, and maybe we can help you more.

Alternatively, perhaps you should google "clitoris" and do some reading.

If you want to get ideas from pornography, watch videos of girls masturbating, then at least you will have some concept of what to do during foreplay.

in """"hood slang"""" my stroke game will be boring, my dick won't be pleasureable

Goes to prove /pol/ really is just a bunch of repressed raging faggots.

this ENTIRE thread and nobody realizes that the clitoris is a bifurcated organ that is 8-9" ON AVERAGE and reaches around and into a woman's pelvis at all angles?

women like anal because their entire pelvic floor is wired like the head of your dick. the part that pokes out is 5% of the clitoris.

absorb that fact, learn it, and put into practice next time you dick down ya girl.

>tl:dr every girl's clit is bigger than your dick and you wonder why they're bitchy

>suck back in
nigga you doin poopin all wrong.

>Licking another persons asshole
Nothing more pathetic than this.

Inserting dominance*

>married
>still on Veeky Forums

no, you're just retarded

>Females don't have a prostate in their butts
Some do

an asian lady shoved her finger in my asshole at the end of a massage. I didn't hate it.

thats why traps are better than girls

Fucking why? Just to piss you off or did she think there was some benefit to it?

Hey, we married anons need some escape.

Anyway my mistress used to *love* fingerblasting me; I enjoyed it well enough, but mostly liked that it got me access to her ass.

what makes you think it's for the woman's pleasure? stupid cuck

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Kill yourself, you beta faggot