How is this possible?

>tfw she gets more matches than me

How much we betting that the kids are brown?
Alternatively, how much are we betting that both kids have different fathers?

>A diamond in the rough
>Cut me and I'll shine more brightly
No.
You're a cancer in my life.
Cut you out then go to gym.

what the fuck

The most fucked up thing about this is the lips. I mean big fake ass and big fake tits, yeah kinda weird but someone might find this attractive. But the lips, holy shit

Photoshop, and probably oilllllllllllllllllll.

Bubble bubble bubble butt.

>role model

Fat, dyed hair, metal-faced womanchild looking for strange dick on the internet.

Never quite understood why she is legit having surgery and photoshopping herself to become a nigger

Because they shut down all of the camps in Poland.

Corset+photoshop

kek I know this girl. shes lying about her age too

tell us more

shes like 18

the father of her kids is a fat pedo

she has 5 sister who are all scummy mongoloids (I dont know her personally but I know 2 of her sisters)

>Paragraph of caveat
>Easy going!

You are from somewhere in the East Midlands?

Gee, I wonder who could be responsible.

west midlands lmao

Is recognizing the merchant the first sign of mentally making it?

Diapers, bro. Srs.

youtube.com/watch?v=7tsDRSqPmmo

ah ok
my friend sent me that screenshot and he lives just outside nottingham

Just found this nignog while I was swiping. Ew. Like yeah he has a good body but the amount of cockiness, rudeness, and classless attitude is godawful.

>fat back
>tiny ass

yeah shes all urs bro

>stay at home mom

I always wonder who's footing the bills in these situations; is it the exhusband, her parents, grandma and grandpa?

What kind of expression is this face?
What emotion is that trying to convey?
Why would you choose that as your best feature when marketing yourself?

yet you swiped right lel

looks kinda like confusion

Seems like a bro.

...

Cool dude

It's the first sign of never quite being comfortable with most parts of society

BASED

Haha, Chad.

I always think its funny these girls are like my babies are my world, my two sweet angles. Like bitch they were accidents and now your stuck with them.
also i think the parents are footing the bill

I have some gold

>tfw to intelligent too match with scum like you

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Im the government pays. pretty sure her parents are dead or some shit

>implying guys cant be just as awful
Have you seen the Piana guy lately? I'd say he's even worse because more permanent

>INTELLIGENCE 10
>CHARM 3
>SEX APPEAL 1
>STRENGHT 4

I like how the dating market forces single Mom's to put it in their profile, literally all learn very quick men will drop off after finding out they have an extra mouth to feed that isn't theirs.

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Her body is a work of art.

woke af

What did she mean by this?

>no tattoos bitch
>you're all sluts looking to get fucked by a tatted beardo

This nignog is woke, and bro as fuck. Don't be a bitter roastie.

>love my black men

Poetry

You can see she is dying inside

Wow, who's this guy? Could someone give me a quick rundown

he & his brother run the world

I feel bad for her because your face is basically a gamble. But at the same time maybe don't lead with your forehead next time you take a selfie.

i've dated asian girls with massive foreheads and they usually have bangs to cover the high hairline.
Tiffany is embracing the cone-dome for intersectionality discrimination points.

Pure pottery.

How unfortunate, poor girl.

Where'd her eyebrows go?

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i bet the kids are chocolate in color

her fivehead ate them

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>I've dated multiple conical mongoloids on the off chance that God is a big headed slant woman and will show me leniency when I die

she looks cute and adopting shows shes a good person

wouldnt smash because I dont want to look after a kid either way, but you cant compare to slags getting pregnant at 14

maybe she adopted a relative or god child after someone died. i thought adoption agencies didn't hand out orphans to single people.

what kind of woman would adopt at 25? do you actually believe that shit? 99% she got knocked up by some kneegrow and now she lies on the internet

> no drama

That's a bigger flag dude

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see Im 20 and if my sister died, her will states I would have custody of her kids

you could always ask for a dna test tho kek

Help me Veeky Forums where did I go wrong here

shit meant

super fat girl wearing a corset
quit letting yourself get played by cunts

ur good

tell her u got dat jesus dick

>screenshotting a sc conversation

She's gonna think you're an autist, congrats

that would be the only possible scenario but even then, why would you adopt and not your parents?

so if that was her case she would most likely ask her parents or relatives. at that age the women want to be free and keep going out. i doubt many would be willing to completely change their life over night and adopt.

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>pigman tosses a pick up line at a pure kindhearted family oriented virgin
>she responds by declaring her love of chastity, prayer, and Jesus Christ

You mexiniggers are starting to win me over. Wall just got a foot smaller.

>tatted beardo
Holy fuck, kek
Niggers make funny names for things

>implying this nignog even knows who Wes Anderson is

> Ask every girl that vaguely mentions Ghibli what their favourite is
> It's fucking Mononoke or Spirited Away every fucking time

If only I knew how to start a conversation about anything other than anime

Maybe she broke her spine. So now she can bend over at the hips, but still keep her back upright.

i'd tap that relentlessly and do all sorts of freaky shit on that ass

Tell her that you are like moses when it comes to opening legs and that her playing hard to get is not going to work out, no matter how hard she tries.
In addition tell her that when you are done with her, she can add the commandment "thou shalt not regret and walk straight for a day" to her bible study. You and her both know why she is on tinder.
I'd give your chances of succes a 20-30% rate, however, chances at lulz are pretty high.

man i fucking swear i just got on online dating. these bitches online are all ugly as fuck. honestly the hoes by my new job are all solid 8s and i'm popping boners left and right. but these internet bitches?

jesus christ makes me feel good about myself lmao

I'm not mexican, I'm in california and met some mexican chick

>are you an archaeologist?
>no, why?
>because I have a bone for you to examine
>unmatched
well boys
we tried

CHI

If citizenship isn't incentive enough for her to go out for tacos with you I don't know what to tell you bro.

youtube.com/watch?v=K86ArgGTMJ4

Should have just quoted this bro

>niggas dont know about adb screenshots
lel

enlighten me?

there's a bunch of different ways to take screenshots on android phones without it being detectable by snapchat

Seems like a cool dude senpai, not like a niglet

>hehe
actually fits there for once senpai good job