Be honest

be honest

Idk, a lot of this seems familiar, but I have fairly frequent sex and I'm not an introvert or an autist.

Who you trying to fool?

i thought this image described me perfectly then I went for a walk and noticed I don't do any of these
get out of my mind

everybody walks like this when they're alone

>shitpost about virgin walk
>"insecure about he walks"
>OP confirmed virgin fag

SAGEd

/r/ing the alpha stride comparison pic

>2017
>still walking

Long strides are an indicator of high testosterone. And looking below parallel indicayes you're tall. This is the damn Chad walk.

Everyone does some of these things every time they walk.
>pass slow walkers
How is this weird at all? It would be more weird to walk right behind them because you're too insecure about passing slowpokes.

>clothing is all neutral coloured.

That's me alright.

Just plain black and white t-shirts.

OP pic is troll bullshit designed to attack the self-esteem of insecure user much like the manlet meme and that "he doesn't tip the gym receptionist" one and....

No most of this just general social anxiety. I do atleast she of these and get laid

This literally defines me

Only you and your loser friends, bucko.

I usually furiously masturbate through my pockets and stare at everyone as I walk by.
It's exercise after all.

Yup. One thing I like about hanging on Veeky Forums for years is you gradually get immunity to all the voices trying to make you doubt yourself - well or I suppose you drown in the voices, but each time I have I've come out better.

Socially paranoid autist here, does not describe me at all

> Bee me 6'2"
> have to look down to do basically anything
Not a chad walk but definitely a tall walk.

>he stuggles to autowalk

Kek, used to pass a girls school on the way to my (boys) school

Doors wouldn't be open there yet so all the girls would be sitting outside

This happened every.single.time

>mfw stare people down
>feel bad when they look down
N-no please dont be afraid, i was one of you once

I swear I walk like this, and I've been with 5 women. It has kinda been a while though....

Because of this pic i have started walking like Austin. Thanks, faggots.

>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slower than him


What´s wrong with this one ? I am supposed to adjust to some cuck´s walk-speed ?

>Hair seems to overreact to wind
DELET THIS

only thing that's correct is virgin

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