>tfw you dont text a girl for 3 days and she starts texting you

this makes them less attractive though, feelsbad

devilish

I literally have 0 friends who are girls. I look 35-40 so meeting them at college is difficult.

I dunno, I think I'll just die alone, seems better that way.

>KYS
>LIVESTREAM
>CHICKS WILL WANT THAT DICK

Why don't you just straight up tell her she got fat?

They'll comment on how solid your pecs are.

Iktf bro, so cute

> almost fucked a girl a few weeks back
> forgot to get her number
> she's a 6/10

Should I friend request her on facebook? I don't have instagram or twitter.

>don't look at phone for a month
>0 messages

>basement-dwelling NEET mustard rice

>text with girl irregularly
>stop texting her for a while
>she never ever texts me again

oh well, guess she didnt really give a shit about me in the first place.
why do they always keep leading a guy on for so long when they dont actually care?

Maybe they're just thirsty?

thirsty for what? text messages? i dont understand

attention

no fucking wonder you haven't gotten laid

Ridiculous amounts of emojis are a good sign.

If you can ever make a girl mad just by saying something, odds are she likes you.

If you sleep when her more than three times, she wants to date you.

Idk any of these feels desu I never made it and prob never will but I been a loser for so long I only ironically want to be a Chad now.

I'm at peace with never having sex at age 26. Or succeeding at anything in life really

Just have no care.

Death comes to everyone it will come for me eventually so I can embrace it's sweetness.

>almost

What happened, couldn't find the hole?

>a few weeks back
That would be creepy now, your chance has passed.

I see this a lot actually.
>Girl isn't interested
>Replies just to be polite
>Guy doesn't get the hint
Every guy should take a look at how often she initiates. If you have to always lead the conversation then she's not into you.

she was drunk as hell and wanted to go to sleep

I go to a small college so we see each other sometimes in the dining hall. My friend has talked to her and she says she's down.

She was signaling brah.

signaling that she didn't want it? She brought me back to her room and literally asked me if I wanted to fuck at the party.

Are you stupid why the fuck did you stop then? Did your autism form a physical cage around your dick?

>If you sleep when her more than three times, she wants to date you
My sister's a whore it's not true for every girl

>How to land a rape charge 101

Dude, it's your sister. Of course you're not going to date. That'd be weird. She's just fucking you as a favor. Doesn't make her a whore

...

Pretty good
> is the face shopped?

PLAYED COLLEGE BALL, YA KNOW?

>implying a corpse can be raped

Idk I'm too nice I guess

law.justia.com/codes/utah/2011/title76/chapter9/section704.html

>go to frat party
>meet small Asian at
>make out on dance floor
>get her number
>"text me user"
>ok whatever
>"do it user"
>ok I will
>text her the next day
>never responds

>yeah bro just rape her you won't regret it at all

>trusting a womans word

topkek

>tfw can't afford nanomachines
How's it feel knowing you'll never reach this body natty

Im to sperg to go for the kiss even if we are dancing so fucking close and almost always grabing her ass, so many chances missed

>hung out with girl before I left to probably never see her again
>she snaps me after a week
>I oblige for a while
>eventually leave her on read
>snaps me two more days and I keep ignoring her
>gets a mutual friend to text me to make sure I still want to talk to her
>texts me and gives one word replies
>cut it short
>texts me the next day

Top kek. I think that I've only initiated a conversation with her twice since I've known her.

no

>go out with friends
>get black out drunk
>huge gap in memory from about 2am till 4 am
>somehow make it back home with my housemate and 2 girls
>sober up a bit and find myself in bed with one of them
>legit 8/10 tall qt (5'9, I'm 6'1)
>known her for a while but we never really spoke
>kinda assumed she was out of my league
>no idea how or why she came here but might as well
>fugg her, can't come
>black out
>wake up a few hours later, spooning
>she wakes up too and rolls over
>"Hi user, so cute how you fell asleep last night :)"
>just laugh and initiate sex again
>expect her to fuck off right after
>figured this was just a one night stand and nothing more
>she doesn't fuck off
>she spends the whole fucking day
>doesn't want to leave
>texts me the next day about random stuff
>I stop replying after a day of pointless chit chat
>she initiates again
>this goes on for almost a week
>mfw I'm seeing her again next week
>mfw I have no intention of dating her

Hey jimmy, get her yet?

wow you sure showed them

only the truest alphas avoid contact with women

>Female friend says something stupid
>Go into Atlanta nigga mode and roast her ass
>She starts crying
>Her friend tells me I'm an asshole

She's clearly really into you Give her a shot

>If you have to always lead the conversation then she's not into you
true words

>mfw I'm seeing her again next week
>mfw I have no intention of dating her
iktf. i don't know how to feel

Text her the same night you get her number. Preferably when she's still with you. Say something like "this is the big dick bandit"

>don't look at phone for a week
>check phone
>2 messages
>"hey whats up dude, we haven't hung out in a while. What have you been up to?"
>"sorry wrong number"
>tfw

If they like you, they will physically touch you when they don't have too, like rubbing your arm to get your attention instead of verbally getting your attention. Or standing close to you and allow your bodies to bump into each other.

>Trying to make things work with sweet girl who likes me
>Better-looking girl starts showing interest
What do I do m8s, this has never happened before

How the fuck do I do this with girls? I'm trying to get better with sending signals since multiple girls have said they never realized I liked them even though I thought I was being overt.
I feel creepy as fuck just casually touching some girl's hand or putting my arm around her

>mfw i see the multitudes of sad sad posts ion this thread

good job

Yeah... not really sure. I honestly have just been going through life waiting for overt signals from women, and then fucking, or dating or whatever. I've never initiated before. I guess I'm just hoping that eventually I will accidentally stumble into a marriage...

If you do this you gotta realise that a text will
be received if she's really into you. Don't
be stoic if you can't handle the silence.

Fuck them both obviously

>go to grille's house from high school a month after graduation
>lying in her bed with her
>she starts making out with me furiously as i sit there like a fucking sperg not reciprocating
>she says that was awkward how i didn't kiss her back
>spend the rest of the night cuddling awkwardly
>never see her again

I'd ask someone to kill me but it's 3 years later now and I've been talking with this Asian girl on LINE who texts me first and wants to meet and fuck now. Hope I don't blow this again. Wish me luck.

Stay with sweet girl I've made this mistake lost the sweetest girl I'll ever meet

this

they use words you use, their accent will reflect yours slightly too

why didn't you kiss her back, user

Because it took me a minute to process that a grille was actually kissing me and so suddenly too

that's just so pathetic, man.

user... I...

>tfw a girl gets your number from someone else

What do?

threaten her bloho style for breaching your privacy

Well then maybe you should by chance 'bump' into her and say hey. Your goal in the conversation if she allows you to lead it that way should be to agree to meet up again sometime.

Do it

>take a look at how often she initiates
>if you always lead the convo then she's not into you
This girl always initiates but I always have to lead the conversation. When I don't text her back then I get accused of not liking her. I'm honestly so confused because I thought one word replies (literally 9 or so in a row) was an obvious sign of not being interested.

u dirty dog!

>When I don't text her back then I get accused of not liking her.
R E D F L A G

> I'm honestly so confused because I thought one word replies (literally 9 or so in a row) was an obvious sign of not being interested.
Don't ask yes or no questions

I already have a gf so it's just for fun

>don't text a girl for 3 weeks
>never starts texting me
>still acts somewhat interested irl

Veeky Forums isn't turning me gay quick enough

>actually listening to advice from Veeky Forums
Fucking text her. Sometimes a girl can be unsure about you and the way you text can make or break it.

>whatsup
>nothing
>what did you do today
>nothing
>you didn't do anything at all?
>no
>what're you doing now?
>watching a movie
>which one?
>you don't want to know

Tbh we're separated by 2k+ miles now; I'm thinking about just blocking her and moving on.

>tfw girls start stealing your mannerisms and favourite words

Feels good man

I'm not ignoring her on purpose I just hate texting her. She responds to stuff in like 2 hours with very short responses. Sounds disinterested but she's a lot more attentive to me IRL.

Fuck man, hate dealing with women but want to lose my v-card so bad.

is it bad to make a move after talking for a month

It's not bad but next time make a move as soon as possible. Also confessing your feelings like a little bitch isn't making a move, that's just being a betafag. It only works in movies. Your "move" should be a chill date like bowling or some shit.

I heard that if you never have sex then you get to be a wizard when you turn 40.

>Flatmate acts interested when she's away
>Snaps me random shit, asks me about my day
>Try to escalate when she's back, always declines
>Go out with friends and she joins us, everyone tells me she's into me
>Again things only escalate a bit when she's away, I'll ask her if she wants to watch a movie or party with me when she's here and she'll say she's busy

I think she just wants attention. Now she's away and thinks I'm seeing someone, won't snap me or reply to me. She's not wrong. I'm not a chaser and I've already lost plenty of time, she had plenty of chances to reciprocate so I don't get why would she act jealous now

How the fuck do you even kiss? This gives me more anxiety than sex.

>this is the big dick bandit
I swear to god I will use this line one day

Literally who cares

Are you me? I would have banged my roommate already but everyone tells me it's a horrible idea. Idk were really into each other

Big Meat works too

You get wizard at 30, necromancer at 40, archmage at 50 and gaia lord at 60.

That's why I'm not commiting more. I still have to live with her for 3 more months, and I don't want something serious. I know I should not shit where I eat but man I'd ravage her

Only applies to first world

m8
m8
Those are Y/N questions.
Are your stupid?
>Whatsup
Try
>I did X, Y, Z. What's the most interesting thing you did today?

If she were to reply with only one word to that then you've got your answer.

Also yes, block and move on. You goofed. She wants attention, and when she gets it she feels validated so no more need to engage you.
This is basic stuff.

Just do what feels natural, and don't be nervous. If you're that far gone just look on youtube, there's really nothing to it