ITT: normalfag fitness mentality

yes, fatass

what are you gonna do about it?

>Be me, hanging out with friends from high school and catching up during winter break
>Friend I usually see invites this other guy who we haven't seen in a while
>He got fat since high school, double chin and gut spilling out while hidden under layers of jackets
>Female friend compliments on how I look more muscular even though I've been going to the gym for only a month
>Fat friend says that working out is a waste of time because "life's too short, we're gonna look flabby eventually".
>He then proceeds to go on about memories from high school that don't matter anymore, like looking at porn during lunch or some shit

>if you feel and look good who cares what the numbers on the scale says
Normies can't tell the difference between 170lbs at 10% and 220lbs @ 10%. So why do you care? And if you're a chick. Nobody would care if you're 15% or 25%

Chilling and chatting doesn't exist. it's something women made up. He's not doing the same thing

Because it's that same normalfag mentality that got me looking chubs in the first place. Veeky Forums put me in my place and now I'm working out 5x times a week, counting my calories and limiting my carb intake.

Lol I think he wants more than that. He's cute, if there's chemistry obviously I'd want to have sex with him too.

Are you gay?

This is a very important question OP, please answer

no just ironically chatting up guys on tinder, haha

He's not cute, please raise your standards

I'm a girl.
Lol it's true. That's what I do.
He's nice to me. Chads are rude and/or inappropriate.

Stop beginning every one of your sentences with 'Lol' you fucking horse cum guzzler.

OP post body, you can probably find a better looking guy who is decent. Find a Brad with low self esteem if you're ugly

Sorry I'm socially inept. I need to calm the tone of my convos and pretend to be chill by saying lol. :'{

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Nah for real tho this guy sounds boring, you could do prob do better.

Nate can't break the ice without talking about sex. CREEP

No. This is a thread about normalfag fitness mentality, not my body. Why are you all so concerned for how uggos you think Sean is?

OP you're never gonna make it if you reveal you're a grill on Veeky Forums.
Also,
>talking to some normie guy i know who used to be in the army
>telling everyone how people always claim others are using steroids if they look big at all
>get suspicious
>show him a picture of jeff seid and ask him if he thinks you can get that big lifting natty
>he says you definitely can if you eat right
>try to tell him that you can't be BIG and LEAN without roids
>he doesn't listen
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Everyone's a creep this is why I like sean. He's not a creep.

The problem is there are two types of people on tinder, people who want to fugg like how the app is meant for and people who want to 'date' which is what e harmony is for.

I don't mind hooking up but have some style like at least take me out and make sure I'm not a hambeast and vice versa.

you should date Sean. He seems like a chill dude

yes Sean sounds like a bro

Jesus these fucking games. Just let him know right off the bat if you're fucking or not.

>if their's chemistry teeheehee

I don't get this. Is this what I have to do? Play some song and dance to be social? Now I understand why people want to leave humanity behind.

>heart disease is just a number bro
>cholesterol is just a number bro
>$100,000 surgery bill for double bypass after a heart attack at age 45 is just a number bro

BASED

You're gonna make it, brah

Being an actively aggressive dude with no desire to woo a girl who takes care of herself and respects her body will get std ridden pussy. Yeah, humanity will leave you behind. With AIDS.

>Lol yeah mediocre mentality. I remember when I said I didn't count my calories and Veeky Forums got really angry so now I do. How are you supposed to lose/gain weight if you don't know how much you're eating
That's because this is Veeky Forums, a board specifically for goal-oriented fitness lifestyles. Not fucking Tinder.
You might as well go on a fucking pro baseball forum and make fun of a guy talking about playing catch with his kids.

>a bloo bloo everyone in the world doesn't cater to my needs, I had to figure a few things out for myself like an adult

I'm js we live in a world of fat acceptance. A lot of fat people think they're okay because of this.

>Ill focus on chest and arms first and do legs later, by which I mean years later when I realize im not making any progress

I fucking play it too soft I am "Beta". I go to aggressive and I'm a "pig". Do I just have to jump through the hoops until a woman settles for me from the hundreds, probably 1000s of available men at her disposal? Is there another way? Been making friends with women left and right ever since I've stopped trying to actively flirt but it's fucking with my head. The friendship is fun, but I have these need to want to fuck gnawing at the back of my head constantly. Do people just not have sex as much as it's portrayed in pop culture and porn? Is it just some big ruse? I feel like I'm going crazy.

What's being aggressive in your opinion, like wtf do you do when you're aggressive?

user, girls usually know if they're attracted to someone within a minute of looking at a guy, assuming that the guy doesn't open his fucking mouth. From there, everything varies. This is why it helps to be Veeky Forums, so that you can instantly capture a girls attention. But how you talk to a girl and what you choose to express about yourself will determine if she wants to fuck you.

Fucking saved

>too old to hook up

im more interested in OPs personally life and story than this thread.

Faggot get out

What do you want to know about me? I'm only 22 but still.

I bring up being sexually attracted to someone and try to steer it towards fucking. Or call out the games like people in the OP do. "Finding chemistry" before we fuck. You already want to fuck the man but he has to prove himself to you through text boxes on your glass box? And let's not get into the social hell that is texting. Can't come off too thirsty!

>That text was 10 lines long?? Wow relax thirsty beta!
>keeping your texts short and too the point?? I'm not feeling any chemistry between us!
>you used THAT emoji? Chad would never do something like that.

Does no one else see this? Is my social anxiety getting out of hand?? Am I overthinking this??

>Does no one else see this? Is my social anxiety getting out of hand?? Am I overthinking this??
honest answer: yes.

99 times out of 100 the first time you chat with a girl you want to start off with the most banal, most normie-tier garbage pop culture discussion you can think of

>Do I just have to jump through the hoops until a woman settles for me from the hundreds, probably 1000s of available men at her disposal?
yes. it's honestly not so bad if you just look at it like a numbers game. maximize throughput.
>Is there another way?
rape, join a culture with arranged marriages, buy a wife...probably some others
>Do people just not have sex as much as it's portrayed in pop culture and porn?
they generally do not. what aspects of pop media are accurate to real life? why would sex be any different?

I feel you 100% man. It's like every single conversation that can ever occur is either too much of this or not enough of that and you get labeled harshly for it. Just know that there is never a perfect way to speak, and conversations don't need to be perfect, nor will they ever be.

I think what's best is to know what you are after and go for it naturally. I think there are several different conversational styles and some work better than others in certain situations or with certain people. Yea, there are negative traits and there are positive traits, and those always lie ln the extreme ends of socializing, such as being fsr too loud or far too quiet. Far too forward or far too reserved, etc. As long as you are pretty balanced, you have a good chance at succeeding.

One of the best pieces of social advice I ever got was this: Be yourself, but with more confidence.

That advice is easy to remember and true. It's the imperfect guys who try that get what they want, not the perfect guys that never try.

22? fuck that. I'm 22 and that is nowhere near to old bruh

Why do you get so mad at harmless posts?

>you do not know aanything about Boba Fett
>incapable of stimulating discussion about Speed Force

You really are overthinking this stuff. Also, what's bad with having standards? I'm a guy but I don't just fuck every girl available to me because I want to feel something beside my penis in her vagina. I'd say you're being too anal about this but then again people are attracted to me so I may just have it easier

saved. Kek

That guy is right you fucking retards who post random ass "stats" and have "weight goals" and end up looking like shit need to take a page from his book. Twisting his words to make it sound like he's saying that being 400lbs is ok is just another way you retards fail at basic comprehension.

In what world does a little 'a bloo bloo' jab count as getting 'so mad'?

>22
>too old to hook up
wtf I thought you must be like 35, 20s is peak hook up time idiot

>craziest sexual experience
>that time I fucked your whore mother and your father just watched on and cried

I'm 19 and I feel too young to hook up

The fact that you (or who wrote the post) feels the need to externalize their reaction. Also you'll admit that the written medium isn't really ideal when it comes to tones and other implicit contents

haha dude! that post was FREAKIN EPIC! mind if i save it? Lol!

what a fucking weirdo, he looks like a nu male who likes to get pegged

Why are you so autistic?

>at least take me out so I can eat for free and be treated like a princess teehee

And women still wonder why guys would rather hang out with their own.

You only need one look at someone's to know they're not a ham beast.
Also there's a difference between sexual flirting and sincerity, you fucking autist.

oh look it's roastie.

>talking to older brother at dinner
>he's basically mister skeletal
>"like, I want to work out but I don't want to look all bulky and stuff"
>shows me picture of his huge friend who has probably been working out and watched his diet for atleast 3 years
>"Look at these people, they must be starving themselves, you can even see their ribs"
>points at someone's Serratus Anterior
>"Well I'm already pretty fit, like, I've got abs and everything"
>Tell him that having abs because you're thin is like saying you have big tits because you're fat
>"I eat a lot but I still never gain any weight"
>smokes a fucktonne, diet consists mostly of sweets, soft drinks and basically college meals, basically only eats big when he visits the family

You telling that "playing too soft and too aggressive" stuff combined with thinking that getting women requires any amount of effort already tells more than enough about you. No wonder you're not getting any.

That's why you have to add smoothness into the equation.

Doesn't really matter the age since she starts most of the sentences with "lol". Braindead for sure. That guy she's talking to must be thirsty as fuck.

checked

are you a male or female

>counting my calories and limiting my carb intake

That's retarded, fat has the most calories.

We went over this user, I'm a girl.

I'm a girl too, sometimes
>no homo

Why do you care what gender I am?

I haven't lived a life where sex is a finite source. If I want it I get it, whether it's three times with the same girl or 7 times with three different girls in one day. I don't understand how people can fail to get it

You have to be able to generate your own happiness from yourself, not bitches. If you're talking to a chick and you're trying to take value or you're constantly thinking about fucking her, you'll most likely come across like a needy sperg. Honestly "just b yourself" isn't the worst advice, it's just that guys don't realise that they're acting differently around girls.

I showed this to my wife once and now she insists on watching at least one episode of at least some anime per night instead of spending all evening talking about her day because she's convinced that if she bores me that I'll start cheating on her with one of the nerd girls I meet at cons with my buddies.

Everyone on Veeky Forums is a nerd you dumb nigger

>>I fucking play it too soft I am "Beta". I go to aggressive and I'm a "pig".

The middle ground is not as difficult to find as you might think. Just takes some awareness and experience. Some people get it intuitively. Some people have to work at it. Sounds like you're the latter. Just don't give up.

>>a woman settles for me from the hundreds, probably 1000s of available men at her disposal?

Men DRASTICALLY overestimate how easy it is for a woman to get a man because a man will drop down in attractiveness to get pussy and suffer no consequence, but the lower a man is that a woman sleeps with, the lower she becomes by definition. A woman who has slept with one McDonald's worker and nobody else is inherently less appealing than a woman who has slept with 20 men who are all male models. Also, you have NO idea how many women you're legitimately ignoring because you only notice the top 10% or fewer of women. Many of them are literally invisible to you, as you are to many women. Both men and women only look up, never down, and rarely around.

>>Do people just not have sex as much as it's portrayed in pop culture and porn? Is it just some big ruse?

It literally is, yes. Most people have had sex. Most people do not get sex with anything even remotely resembling regularity unless they're in a relationship or among the top 1% attractiveness of people. Culture is designed to make you feel inadequate so you will buy stuff to help you get the thing you feel you're missing out on. You should be able to get sex, but that doesn't mean you can walk into any bar on any given night and find a girl who will go home with you. It does not work that way for 99% of us.

>that doesn't mean you can walk into any bar on any given night and find a girl who will go home with you. It does not work that way for 99% of us.

it does for 99% of women though

>if you don't watch pop culture trash like capeshit or star wars, you're boring

made me think.

>Men DRASTICALLY overestimate how easy it is for a woman to get a man
maybe a few do, but I'm in a circle of friends with atleast half being females. It's actually disgusting how easy it is for them to find dates when they become single

And no im not a virgin or single, It's just fact man. Girls have it on easymode when it comes to dating

It really doesn't, and even if it did, see my other point above about how women can't really date below them even if they want to.

Then you must hang out with some attractive females. Which does nothing to refute what I said above.

Everyone I hang out with is average looking

kek

>Does no one else see this? Is my social anxiety getting out of hand?? Am I overthinking this??

It's all bullshit. The best thing you can do is have enough value in your life otherwise that her validation of your needs doesn't make or break you. This will completely change your behavior towards her in a way that benefits you.

Basically, you have to not want them in order to get them to want you. I know it's frustrating.

Current situation with current love interest

Known her for five years, or at least known of her existence for five years. Always been the friend of a friend, friend of an ex, girlfriend of a friend etc.
Literal conversation before we started having sex four days ago

>Hey
>Heeey :)
>Are you free tonight?
>Why?
>Because I want to smash
>Where do you live?

She was here within the hour
and now we've had four days of constant sex, wow, what a fucking mission impossible that was. She knows all the dirty secrets about all my previous relationships, all the stupid shit I've done in the past and the only real image she has had of me is a douche with a six pack. Still the literally 6 message conversation was "eyo gurl, wan som fuk?" and it WOOORKED

I know the feeling around "What emoji CAN I use?" and learning the fucking emoji pattern each individual chick is using, but bitches running that shit are too immature and shouldn't even be allowed to have and operate their own vaginal cavity

Aim fucking higher, if the bitch knows what she wants she won't beat around the bush.If she's playing around and you know it's fucked, just express it with THEIR OWN GAME. Tell the bitch straight up "I ain't got fucking time for your hormonal fucking nazi bullshit, off to treblinka with you, forehead"
When you then meet her at any place ever a couple of months later, if there was any attraction towards you to begin with, that is what she will remember and that's when you fuck her. Because in a chat you can read and think of all the games you can play, upfront you gotta improv. Bitches can't improv, they are as shocked around improvisation with sexual tension as deer in headlights.

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Scooby pls

Is there anything more pathetic than a desperate guy on a dating site?

Women who irrelevantly post about them to squeeze a few L O N D O Ns out of one of the most male-dominated boards on Veeky Forums?

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False.