He won't take showers at the gym!!!! He drives home in sweat soaked clothes!!!

I run 5 miles and 2 miles on lifting days. I sweat like a motherfucker because I push myself.

>doesn't sweat while lifting
Are you even trying?

It's less than a 10 minute walk to and from gym.

>not going to Sauna at gym.

Why even pay for membership?

>driving home
It's like you don't want to make it user

>could get home from the gym wlaking or running 15-20 mn.
>takes his car
>do 20 min cool-down cardio on a treadmill/elliptic

>take the elevator/escalator
>use stairmaster in the gym

Y u do dis people. There's no way your gym is more than 15 mins away cycling, you arrive warmed up, and get you after-lift cardio. And don't give me shit about rain or cold, you pampered little faggots.

Nigga I bike in the (Canadian) winter and even I know cardio interferes with strength adaptations for muscles

>Work out with buddies
>Can't wanna shower because I'm a grower

i do clutch calf raise

Bro',,, we have so many 30" fans around my gym (all painted orange) no way could you even break a sweat when they are on.

America and USA rule the PlaNeT in comfort.

No IED, no veiled suicide vests, we throw out food daily, people die trying to get here....

Sweating is for prisoners, Jamaicans, welfare negros, and fat Latinos.

>White people run marathons and sweat.

I'd have to take a highway to bike to my gym and that's not happening

>he drives

lazy as fuck

This

who the fuck drives to the gym when you can get a workout on the way there

Throw some warm water on your penis. That usually makes it a bit longer but not erect.

No
I walk home in sweaty clothes
Even then I don't change because I'm so tired from walking 5 miles

>I can't sweat because my gym has fans.

Functionally retarded user ladies and gentleman.

>not sweating while lifting

literally not making it

Yeah, I can't fuck my girlfriend in the showers at the gym, or watch loud porn there. That's why I shower at home.

>tfw the sauna at your gym is mixed sex

I work 25 miles NW of my gym, and live 25 miles SW of the gym. I'm not running 3 marathons or biking for hours to get to the gym, especially when it gets to be 100+ F every day.

Yes there are closer gyms before you ask, but this is the convenient place for my workout partner and I to meet.

>workout partner
lewd

i like walking home through town in my sweat-soaked t shirt. girls seem to like it too.

>light weight baby
>not light weight, baby

Compensating for something, manlet?

>ONLY shorts

10/10 confidence but do you want the seat backings on machines getting straight sticky against your back my dude?

>implying i don´t go back with public transport

THEY WILL SMELL MY GAINZ ! I WILL MAKE THEM !

Yes, let me take the bike to the gym 4 times a week. It only takes half an hour to get there and then half an hour back. haHAA.

>his gym bros don't lick him clean
Never gonna make it, showercuck.

gf and i go to different gyms, but at the same time, so we shower together when we get home

>mfw I'm 1-rep-sweat masterrace

>no hand-held shower nozzle
implying you don't just bend over and pull your ass apart
>soap smells like industrial chemicals
implying that you don't bring your own soap
>might get athletes foot
implying you don't keep a pair of shower flops in your bag
>old men jerking off nearby/no GF
implying that you wouldn't want an old /gay/ man to suck you off

stroke it a little until you got a 1/4 chub

>falling for the soap and water jew
>not showing every fortweek with only a bucket of water from the local well

I seriously can't people would laugh unless I was all the way aroused and that would not make sense to do in that environment.

>I know cardio interferes with strength adaptations for muscles

>my gym is 50 miles from home
>the convenient place for my workout partner and I to meet

I'm sure it's convenient for your partner, how far does he live from the gym?

>strength adaptation for muscles