How much do guys lie and how much do they tell you the truth?

if this isnt bait you should just google some jiggle porn and see if we like it or not

is this a legit thread with a legit question? Cause all im seeing is a bunch of trolling so far.

>i just want honesty
>puts make up on every morning
>doesn't want to post ass jiggle to prove themself
>guys tell me exactly what they want
>this is why i dont trust men

sounds like a woman

Because I don't post a pic of my ass? Nice try.

Lmao, how do girls, with so much attention and offers from thousands of males every day, still manage to be insecure? Holy fuck.

If he says he finds it hot, he finds it hot. Get a grip for fucks sake.

>Lmao, how do girls, with so much attention and offers from thousands of males every day, still manage to be insecure?

Women are considered lesser humans for a reason user.

He hates your jiggle and he knows it embarrasses you and he's trying to shame you into losing weight. Fatty

1. You're not that special.
2. You're not that good at trolling

choose one

Kek

I passed chlamydia and herpes to one of my gfs, told her she was the one to blame and broke up with here.

she probably believed it too.....

All I'm telling you is that most asses jiggle. Be they fat or the ass of a beautiful, healthy woman. If you can't give us at least a description of what you've got we can't help you here. The reason you started this thread was for validation, but you've given us nothing to validate.

You pig. I feel sorry for your gf, how could you do something like that?

Post ass, faggot

yes she did, gotta love women, they'll believe anything when they're in love with you.

don't feel sorry for her, you don't know her, I made her mentally stronger, and now she's probably passing my diseases to some poor schmuck

>better ask the internet to confirm a sexist stereotype than believe my own boyfriend

Kys

tits or gtfo

There is a marked difference between ass jiggle from fat and ass jiggle from nice glutes.

we gave her a pass for the ass

I spank my gfs ass like everyday. I like the way it feels and also how it jiggles. Its really satisfying

But why do you need to see my butt? I just asked generally if this is typically something guys lie about in relationships.

>>This is why I don't fully trust guys. You just tell me jiggle is good because you want to see my ass. That's not going to happen.

I don't want to see your ass because I wouldn't want MY gf posting her ass on a message board. But jiggle IS a good thing. Women shouldn't be hambeasts, but they should be soft and feminine.

Yes it is.

also I made her immune system stronger from all those pills she took

>>(you)^1000
what is this retarded new meme

The fact that you don't see, that the answer to that wouldn't even help you, amazes me.
Like how does your thought process work?

>do guys lie about something they like to munch out on even though its gross?

you might as well ask if guys lie about liking sex as well.

What you should be asking is
>do guys lie about the relationship they're in?
>do they have one night stands if the option to not have anyone know about it stands?
Yes to both.

Hahaha, no. If it jiggles, it's fat. I can guarantee you that.

But yes, different butts jiggle differently. Mine is too soft obviously, since it jiggles pretty much from a spanking. At least that's what I think.

You did the right thing.

I like it when my gf's butt jiggles. I also cheat on her all the time.

^1000 means to the power of you fucking uneducated swine. It's not a meme it's mathematics.

Men like to slap a butt and see the jiggle. Just hardwired in the brain.

Now show that ass.

>believes supplementing immune system due to inability to naturally fight against a disease makes the immune system stronger

Do you also believe that your body gets stronger after getting off steroids?

Meanwhile her boyfriend knows about her trust issues and plans on ending it by having three prostitutes over. They all squat 2pl8 and he's gonna morse-code "i'm breaking up with you" by slapping their perfect asses and sending her the video.

He probably isn't lying if he's spending a lot of time hanging around down there. Trust me, if he didn't like it he would spank lighter like you asked him to. I can't say for certain, but logically he isn't lying. If he was he'd take every opportunity you give him to not play with it.

So, he doesn't just tell me he likes my jiggly ass because he still wants sex from me?

Isn't that a typical thing guys do?

>You tell me jiggle is good so you can see my ass
Yes. Because we like jiggling ass. Why would we lie about something we like so we can see something we dont like? That is illogical in every sense. Also, why do you think twerking, hip hop, and strip clubs are wildly popular?

I have no idea, med is not my field of expertise.

The number of responses to such a dumbass question saddens me

we can all see that

We just want to see that ass

Well, OK. Makes sense.

I guess I just don't understand what guys think is sexy about fat jiggling around.

this

THis is either bait or youre retarded. Ass's are suppsoed to jiggle thats what makes them great. Ass's are made of fat not muscle. Any chick with a nice ass has a fat ass not a muscular one simple as that. Anyone whos ays otherwise is a fucking moron and a liar.

psycho bitch

Now you remind me of my ex/gf, good job trying to get me irritated.

Oh my god, her butt is much bigger than mine. And you guys still find that sexy?

Well, you seem to like a fat butt. Which is really weird...

lol, thats pretty cute.

>i'll believe strangers over the internet
>my boyfriend may totally lie though

I really pity him

>Tits
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>Ass
Lol you're so unironically heterosexual you don't see the beauty of the female form. I can respect this I guess. I guess a ffm threesome ain't happening for your bf.

No, no like that. But someone who is very close to you might not always be completely honest.

It's much easier to be honest with strangers, that's why I ask here.

What is this homo bullshit?

How about posting a timestamp, you fucking idiot. There are no women on the internet

>seeking attention on a laotian lifting forum filled with bitter khv manlets
How insecure can you be?

Yeah of course I understand that. But my ass is not really firm. :/ At least I don't think so.

...

Then post ass, or proceed to Oblivion.

Then either post your ass, or trust your boyfriend nigger.

Why are you so desperate to see my butt? You'll never touch it anyway.

Also, I promise you it's nothing special.

Everyone here is telling you that he likes it and you arent beleiving any of us.
Also
How is it news to you that guys like fat round buts? You have to be baiting or living under a fucking rock.

Because you asked if he was lying. No one can tell you if your ass is nice if you don't post it.

Firmness isn't like the end all be all for most men. It's like tits, decent size and perkiness is where it's at. You don't have to post YOUR ass but post an accurate facsimile so we can see what you're working with. Also diddlys, straight leg diddlys, and squats never made an ass look worse so you could work those just to help assuage your self consciousness if nothing else.

not on my watch bitch.

>This is why I don't fully trust guys. You just tell me jiggle is good because you want to see my ass. That's not going to happen.
he spanks you because you are annoying with either trust issues or just looking for attention. Up next is donkey punching.

This is the optimal amount of jiggle. If your ass is bigger than this he probably doesn't like it.

I'm sure it's satisfactory. Post your ass please

Why do you even assume it's actually a girl, without seeing a timestamp first?

>nfpbbp

But I would feel guilty if I post my butt on the internet! It's such a shameless thing to do. You understand that, don't you?

You're very foolish if you can't think this through.

You're approaching it ideologically. You insistently believe that guys just always want sex with anyone (which I'm not surprised with how the narrative is pushed and how other guys have wide standards).

If he wants to have sex with you it's because he likes your ass.

You're not going to understand this because you are an ideologue that is trying to confirm beliefs rather than try to understand what's going on.

It doesn't matter. He likes it because it's HIS ass to play with. Try something new, and don't ask him to spank you for a month. When you fuck, if he continues to do it, you'll know for sure it doesn't bother him.

Also, if he knows you like being spanked, that's really what matters. He's doing it because he knows it gets you hot. He wouldn't be very willing to do it often if he hated it.

I've slept with a few girls of different sizes. Some had almost no ass, some had a huge ass, and others were right in the middle. I never spanked a chick and thought "omg that was so gross," I would be thinking exactly what I was saying "yeah, you like that you little bitch?" or whatever.

tl;dr stop being such a self-conscious pansy. It doesn't bother your bf. If it bothers you this much, DO SOMETHING about it.

You're not a girl, dude

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toastin in a roll bread

Just post your ass. Nobody will recognize you anyway

This man wise

Jiggle good

More jiggle more good

Make test level big

Post ass jiggle

You'll just see an ugly butt.

Probably, but ya gotta take some chances of you ever wanna see some real OC.

Post it.

That's for me to judge. Post your ass with a timestamp

Let us see your booty. I know you're kinda turned on by all the dicks that'll go hard because of you

Speak for yourself capt. cuck

This entire thread has been about validating your ass. Post and ye shall receive validation.

I know I will regret this. >_

Oh fuck yeah
That's perfect, what are you worried about

More plz

thicc butt > boobs >> flat ass

Me agree

Timestamp?

Your ass is great, stop worrying.

Jacking it to you now
My dick is hard for you, girl.
Post more

Oh, you have nothing to worry about I think if this is actually you.