Post art that you've nutted to

Egyptians were retarded

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what the fuck

Why is his penis white.

It's her penis bruh

Early Eyptians drew males and females in different colors. I guess the penis here has the female color to symbolize it is "connected" to the female body.

But this is just an educated guess, honestly, I have no idea.

It's attached to him though. Or did he cut off her futadick and is now spearing her for deceiving him?

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Neat

Some really simplistc latin stone facade saw in a museum once.
Was three nude women.

I was 14

Does this count?

2 wasn't enough, we should have turned that whole archipelago into a nuclear wasteland.

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that piece is actually incredible

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Shota.
Reported!!!

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how can women compete?

>caught sneaking into the place at night and having sex with this statue?
Excuse me.W H A T ?!
Who is in charge of the security there,and why,of all things a statue?
But the reaction of the guards should have been priceless.

BLACKED

Ancient traps

Why are jap manga penisi black?

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It's a fake you psudes.

hivemind

Meme is stale as fuck at this point. Have some goddamn pride in your shitposting, you tasteless philistine.

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Thank you drawfag wherever you are

I used to read history text books all the time when I was younger (Mostly for cool maps) and I found this pic and masturbated to it all the time when I was 11-12. FeelsGoodMan.

why do you keep making these stupid fucking threads?

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Can't remember if I nutted to it, but I recall popping a boner.

#metoo

I haven't personally fapped to her, but I recall an ancient story...

>"The statue would have been polychromed, and was so lifelike that it even aroused men sexually, as witnessed by the tradition that a young man broke into the temple at night and attempted to copulate with the statue, leaving a stain on it. This story is recorded in Pseudo-Lucian's Erotes (section 15):
>Lucian sails to Knidos, in which he calls it "Aphrodite's city", with two friends. One a heterosexual Corinthian man, and the other a homosexual Athenian man. They tour the entire city and then come upon the Aphrodite's temple. Once they get to the statue, and can observe that the figure is completely 'revealed', aside from her erogenous zones, Lucian's heterosexual friend gets very excited and promptly kisses the statue on the lips. The three companions make their way around the rotonda for a back view of Aphrodite and then Lucian's homosexual friend gets excited. As Lucian comments, he appreciates 'those parts in which would benefit a boy': her backside. The statue, nevertheless, brings all three men to tears of joy. After noticing a blot on the backside of the Aphrodite and not knowing what is meant by it, they ask the attendant priestess. She tells the visitors about a young boy who fell hopelessly in love with the statue who one night had locked himself in the temple. The blot on the Aphrodite was the boy's attempt to consummate his passion. Upon being discovered, he was so ashamed that he hurled himself over a cliff near the edge of the temple."

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Courbet, l'Origine du Monde

Nymph and satyr. To fuck a nymph in a forest grove is the ultimate fantasy. >:)

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Elizabeth as the goddess Venus. The artist clearly understood where pure eroticism lies (lolis).

Fuck off pedo.

This is the first time I've ever made this thread

Thats a thicc loli

>Ugly feet
Disgusting

all of those, I love thicc greek women.

>/ss/

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You need to have a high level of metaphysical understanding to get the complex celestial happenings going on here.

Where do you think you are?

Meanwhile American produced video pornography today is some of the most violent and depraved shit you can find. Nobody is innocent.

shoutout to my boy heavy r

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How did you find a photo of me?

because its usually covered up and therefore untanned unlike the rest of his body

DUH

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>buddy, they wont even let me fuck it