Manlet

>manlet
>best character in the game by far

what did sakuri mean by this?

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>phoneposter
sage

holy fuck ur right

>Fox
>Not Falco

get consistently 0 deathed faggot.

And why are you posting this on Veeky Forums?

Fox is the serious bodybuilder lifter at the gym who is autistic about recording his macros and keeping track of his stats

Falco is the swaglord dressed in the highest tech clothes who does nothing but brosplits

Either way though, if you're Veeky Forums and play Melee you almost definitely play a spacie.

Got those switched bro. Falco puts in all the work, and hardwork pays off. If he fucks up a little bit the nigga is dead.

Captain falcon tho

maybe he is actually a lanklet in his race. he isnt human

>be Falco
>be off stage
>be dead

Captain Falcon is the definition of a Chad

Captain Falcon does crossfit

And you're really gonna say Falco players aren't the swaglords of melee? Falcos are usually lazy and rely completely on shine dair autocombos and lasers. Fox players might still lose but they usually don't skip leg day

What about sheik? I love her speed and cheeky grabs.

that ain't falco

tfw you learn Link is 5'7

Alex19 is Veeky Forums irl
>manlet
>huge with high bf
>autistic

no need for pussy ass crossfit when racing at 1200+ km/h

OP is probably Alex19

>manlet
Fox doesn't even have legs dude. Only ever makes upper body gains.
>nuggetlet

who /puff/ here? playing any other character is the definition of overcompensating

I'm muscular and a Peach main.

My second mains are Bowser and Zelda, both of which I can play at a moderately competitive level in local tournaments. Check out DJ Nintendo's Bowser.

youtube.com/watch?v=I2MLDYPiR4I

Of course my Peach is much better though.

that asians overcompensate hugely over the fact that theyre forever manlets
its a self insert

I played puff for a little bit but then I went back to sheik. To be good at puff in tournament you have to lose a LOT. My sheik is already good so fuck it.

/puff/ reporting.
>REST is one of the foundations of fitness

Same here. 5'11 239 lbs peach main. Something fun about down smash and throwing radishes. Plus float game on point.

reminder that if you wanna get chicks to randomly show you their titties you gotta get good at Melee
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> 5'11 239 lbs

Fat peach main.

Most falcos are lazy. But if you have a good falco that doesnt just spam is lasers and dair, then its hard. And bro just SDI or just DI.

>still gets cucked by a black panther

How can canines even compete?

I too have no tech skill and just try to time people oit with bair

Bulked and on a cut but yep bf is too high 20% or so. Should have stopped much sooner but wanted better lifts and fell for the ego lifting trap. Gonna cut back down to 12% and go from there.

Most puffs are terrible so I love playing them as Fox, but when I face a good Puff I want to kill myself. I do give massive respect to hbox even though I hate him, the clutch shit he pulls off is insane.

Sheik is the turbo autist who only focuses on one muscle group and does the same exact routine for years.

Alex19 is living the dream for an autistic Veeky Forums gamer.
>Sponsored by weedmaps
>Gets paid to play smash while drinking and smoking weed
>Quit his job because Twitch pays so much
>Best friend is one of the best Melee players in the world
>Entire life is lifting, playing vidya, doing dumb shit on stream, and being famous in his community for it
I'm jealous

so many meleebros on Veeky Forums
feelscomfyman

>Falcos are lazy

go watch a weston combo video.

anybody can combo like that when they're buzzing on crank

>Westballz represents the average Falco
Wew.

M A R T H
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>implying Sakurai puts thought into anything

This. Sakurai accidentally made one of the greatest competitive games ever and he hates himself for it.

>>best character in the game by far

>Falco
>VS floaties
Lmaoing at ur life

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>Falco vs floaties

Ezpz. Falco fair/bair disjoints are arguably on par or better than puffs bair disjoint. Also lasers for that tiny extra hitstun for combo extensions.

thats a sentient animal
not a man

Veeky Forums netplay????

3c149f8a

on dat dere ishiiruka faster melee shit
hosting 1.02 i think

im euro though but can check ping

>those golden nipple caps

Alex is either 5'11 or 6'0. He's not a manlet lmao

>Veeky Forums melee thread
>no ganondorf players

manlets, manlets everywhere and not a lesson learned

permabulk fatty detected
keep playing ganon to justify being fat

ur 2 slow

get waveshined fatty

Disgusting spacie playing manlets have to deflect away from their fraud waveshining exploits and try to claim my boy Ganon here is fat. Get chain grabbed and daired ya fuggin fairyboys

>No Ice Climbers mains ITT
Looks like Veeky Forums isn't as gay as I thought.

who /MARTH/ here

/ganon/ reporting in

Maining him in Melee was my inspiration to lift

>Chaingrab and uptilt 0-death
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

go back to Veeky Forums chaingrabbing fancyboy

>He can't slight DI

Have you seen M2K? Top level foxes can't escape his bullshit unless they do no DI around 50% on an up throw.

>Random lucky fsmash tipper at 0%
>Die
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Even at mid level random tippers shouldn't happen. If that happens you just can't read habits or you're too easy to read. scrub

salty mango fanboy detected

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