User, you're so muscular, why don't you have a girlfriend?

please do

no user dont do that!

:^)

real op here, mods, ban this faggot

because im a terrible person

because I fuck bad bitches, I got a fuckin problem.

because women just want free rides and I hate communism

That takes effort, I can barely take care of myself.

I'm a jaded asshole and I hate the idea of a relationship with a female, they're all succubi

Actually I'm OP

Faggots, ban these mods

Because I have no clue how to socialize

>"do you know any single girls that aren't whores?"

is it autistic to say that you are a homosexual just to avoid having to say that you are autistic?

No, of course not. It means that you practice an alternative lifestyle.

user you're pretty muscular, why don't you have a cute BF yet?
You'll get a month or two free before your parents accept it and it's basically the same question

im gay and very picky

I got hungry and ate my last girlfriend.
Swallowed her up whole.
Whatever it takes right babe?

If this is coming from a girl, I take that as an invintation.

>user you're so muscular, are you single
>No
>Mfw

I now know why every other woman and a few dudes that talked to me asked if I had a girlfriend or "friend".

I'll do what I always do. Shrug smile and say I'm still looking.
Truth is I'm not and I only want to be alone to play vidya and occasionally skeet one off in the easiest sluttiest/temp slutty girl or dyke I can find.

I think my parents would do the same thing. They'd ask if I had a "friend" or if I had anyone in mind if I said that. Hell I think they'd be happy because at least I'd be with someone.

Problem is that I'm a functionally emotionally broken man and I'm honestly only around now because they're still alive and the rest of my family...they're just I don't know.

So yeah. Post workout boundaries dropping on an anonymous board nigga!

I don't know.
Why don't I?
*Flexes 'cep

Yep.

I-I'm just working on myself right now

dont listen to these guys i am the OP

>be at work
>hear two qt say my name
>just a bit to far for me to get the rest of what they're saying
>still tfw no gf
>would fuck both to retardation any day of the week
>I need to gather Intel
>make a silent approach
>just in time to catch the end
>I know right, it's so weird since he's pretty cute and all
>said in the same way someone would say "it's a shame since he's so smart" when talking about a rainman tier retard
>pure pity in her voice

I did manage to retreat without being spotted thought so there's that.

>tfw I get asked all the time about gfs
>tfw I secretly get pounded roughly from behind almost every weekend

>user, you're so muscular
no one says that i'm the size of a baby shrimp

Dont ban this guy. I am mods. Listen op

>I did, we broke up.

It's easy.

smol benis

>oh i just know they perfect guy for you then!

Listen guy. don't ban these mods. I am Op

>user you're so good looking
>who are you dating
>i don't have a gf
>wtf really? i thought someone as handsome as you would have a gf
>hey user do you have a gf now?
>no
>wtf is wrong with you lol?

i-i do

>"girls don't like muscles :)"

I have no friends and don't know how to talk to girls.

>"Yeah, I know the perfect girl for you!"
>It's a landwhale
>tfw this actually happened

I wish I were gay 2bh

She must have thought you're in that league, breh.

Should have pulled the ol' "can she fit in a rowboat?" line

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I am ban, mod these OPs

Then get indignant
> "What, you think just 'cause I'm gay I'll sleep with any guy?"