"Whats your preworkout meal user?"

That doggo's face though...

Anyways, typically I'll eat a granola bar or something with simple sugars to keep me going.

Side note, how do I get a Veeky Forums GF like that?

This makes me rage.
Every
Fucking
Time

What the fuck

Why even attempt it

How much weight is that?

What is this

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>dog_face_zoomed.jpg

A banana and an espresso. C'mere

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coach of the year, made that bish lift 20% more than she could handle

I gasped like an 1800s southern woman seeing a black man in a suit

335

What the fuck...

Glass of water and creatine

Is there more of her?

She got COLONIZED

>Get outta my house nigger.

Wowee so edgy

holy shit she is going to be in a wheelchair by 30

BACON AND EGGS DEAR

that dog is like

BAAAAAAAARRKKKKKKKKKK

kek

>2017
>not having a house nigger
What are you poor?

>2017
>Not having someone whose sole purpose is to pleasure your doggo.

What are you, some kinda plebian?

Lmfao.

Let's be real. If your incel ass was even in the same ROOM has her, you'd start panicking and stuttering like the little bitch you aer. The only thing your incel ass stands a chance with in that photo is the dog. Lmfao. It's hilarious how delusional you /pol/fags are, you literally think you're above that girl despite being a chinless, insect-framed coward.

>B...BUH /POL/ SAID IM A-ARYAN!!1111
Lmfao. The only women that like us Nerdics are 4 ft 6 thai whores with no ass and pudge bellies. It's at the point where most white men have to travel to southeast asia JUST to lose their virginities. I mean hell, have you even stepped FOOT outside in the past DECADE? White women HATE white men, lmfao. Literally ALL the hot, prime young white girls are with blacks, arabs, or at least Mediterranean looking guys. Just fucking look at breeding rates. White/German women aren't even interested in BREEDING with white men lmfao.

Fucking lol @ /pol/fag autists idolizing Patrick Bateman/Clint Eastwood or some other "strong Aryan man" who looks INFINITELY better than you EVER will, but you convince yourself you're on par with him because you're both white, lmfao. Face it. You're about as invisible to women as air.

Salad

2 pizzas and 5 cheeseburgers. Not even lying.

>s-soup

#stillsingletho

>mad

fpbp

>bumping a thread from page 9 for this
I bet you sat around for the two hours too.

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Old copypasta bruh

Your dog

Water and creatine

It's a shame she has literally no tits at all, otherwise she'd be 10/10 for me.

With ya for the first paragraph but after that...

this tbqh familamidingdong

>Neo con liberal Hebrew voter
Mfw no face

ATM
600-800+mg caffeine
25mg ephedra
70mg DMAA
5g beta alanine
5g ALCAR
5g L Theanine

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Lmao butt hurt /pol/tard bumping a thread from page 9

That looks alot like my gf, except my gf is white and native mixed, and has a smaller ass

He's got an audemars piguet you uncultured swine
some random Selena Gomez looking spic doesn't stand a chance

What in the hell is going on here? Disgusting.

lol

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I think I'd probably say something along the lines of "Meal? I take it shaken, not stirred." then just show her the preworkout mix in my shaker bottle..

No girl has really commented on me drinking Fifty One Fifty between sets but I know you have to talk to them first

Sweet potato. 1 cup greek non fat yogurt. 1 cup water. Blend.

Wash down w coffee.

>Simple. Rustic. Yeah?

*flexes 'cep at you*

You mean this meal?

*she starts squirting orgasm juices out of her lady holes*

heh...sorry m'lady but i'm afraid I don't associate with ignoble harlots such as yourself. Ta!

*turns 360 radians and walks the dinosaur*

>300 cal of oatmeal
>150g greek yogurt
>1 banana
>glass of whole milk
Workout 3-4 hours later

im honestly impressed she even lifted that

What the fuck

Never let women cook your food, user.

YO ASS NOW GIMME DA BOOTY GURL

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Stay hungry.

How are you still alive?

Brown guy trying to harm the stupid white woman

Coffee.

Two mcdonalds double cheese burgers fried and a doctor pepper. I have to eat a lot before I lift so I can be a big guy