Heh. Impressive muscles, kid

Heh. Impressive muscles, kid.

But what good are they against my blade?

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Think about it. With your speed and my size, we could be an unstoppable team.....

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>metalfags

Even an autist like him could give anyone a deadly wound. It is important to know when you can win a battle and when you cannot. I would either withdraw or use the environment against him.

heh heh, wise move.

Himself most likely though.

>*teleports behind you*

Going somewhere?

With a stance like that the guy would probably fall over if he tried to do anything. He's extremely off balance.

This guy looks loco as fuck I wouldn't mess with him

I would just catch the blade if he swung it at me. Look at him, it was barely leave a mark on my hand.

Then it's my turn

>Not going on thot patrol to avenge His memory
Never gonna make it

>NANI??

HAYAI

underrated first post

This.
Most of these guys are the types that will never shoot up a school but have it planned out.

>teleportation power aswell
He doesn't seem to be in a stance in this picture. Now would be the best time to attack

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KOITSU...

*builds wall behinds you*
You thought you could scape? SAD!
*unleashes 59 tomahawks around you*

YOUR FIRED!

He has terrible genetics.

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>not being offspring of fast horse
german blood is superior

The gun is only 400 years old, the sword is the child of millenia

This is autistic, but I'd like to see a TV series or comic or some shit where a 1800s weeaboo comes back from Japan with samurai training

>autistic

Tell me, boy. Will you be spewing the same hatred once you feel my sharpened katana against your flesh?

Should i be ever invited to a Halloween party i will dress up like this.

You're

By the time you've written this post you're already torn to peaces.

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this

>*teleports behind you*

We will see how well your blade holds up against my lightsabers, forged in the heart of the largest red star in the multiverse and infused with the power of the Galactigates.

Lmao

He's fast, my eyes can barely keep up

>tfw I could actually beat them in a swordfight :|

>Verbal judo black belt

>tfw I carry a glock

Yo Heh. Impressive sword, son o' uh beotch.

But what pimp-tight iz it against muh motha fuckin gat, son o' uh beotch? Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

*edm music intensifies*
*summons horde of killer drop bears*
"Do you really think you have a shot at beating me, Chapstick?

>son o' uh beotch

kek

looks like fun

Fuck and i have a megadeth t shirt....

So do I user. But I got a good looking one in white, so as not to make myself seem like an edgelord.

*steps out from the shadows*

En garde, cretin! Witness my dance of a thousand strikes!

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This is my favorite katana image

>starting inner strength
Where can I buy this?

available wherever manga is sold

Those camo pants with the tux are fucking hilarious

he has a youtube channel
youtube.com/watch?v=E-ascv7m048

kek I wore one of those coats for years, day in day out

>only caring about appearance genes
>not knowing about intelligence and drive genes
poor people make me cringe

>born with the "winning gene"
>terrible genetics

b-b-but muh insertions!

Should I buy this?

I wonder if this is what black guys feel like when they watch one of those 'gone wild in the ghetto' videos

What the fuck is this?

Is that pic real

>getting ready to hit the gym

Fuck off Chadjeet.

Woa Chloe mortez looks like THAT?

holy shit

Ha! That's funny kiddo. I'll unload my high powered assault rifle on you before you can even touch your pistol, son.

>warrior
>mage
>monk
>rogue

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A TRUE SHOOTER APPEARS

>shapeshifts into a dark cloud of smoke
>disappears into the night
>a muffled "heh, can outsmart me kiddo" can be heard from everywhere in that place

>can outsmart me

Already did :^)

See now THAT'S funny

>*unsheathes katana*

...your first and last mistake was underestimating me

>last name literally means "win"
>terrible genetics
trumps has more billions of dollars than girls that have had sex with you

Blades are useless in the close quarters of your mother's basement

The power of a thousand gook warriors at my disposal.

Why do Indians love the Pixel?

KEK never seen that pic nice

got any more piano snake?

Because Indians are terrible at spending money.

That looks alot like this guy.
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> teleports behind you again

Original desu

Why hanwei, you make good hema swords, don't sell out to these katana people.

Because the Pixel has the original stock Android experience, decent internals, and an amazing camera.

Who dis

10/10

>He fell for the smartphone Jew.

I have them to shoot my gun.
My Glawk™ brand Glawk™ has a thousand pound trigger pull and takes at least 10,000 newton meters to rack the slide.
It fires the nine meter cartridge.

I been playing Yakuza 4

Why do people always say this. What does it mean

I don't unfortunately, just a couple other wealthy panini memes

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>Holding it like that

more of these please

heres some OC for you faggots

>terrible genetics

FAKE NEWS
Trump is under 6'.

>main theme kicks in

*swoops down from nearby tree*

Ah, mighty warriors.. you may need some assistance during your travels if your perception is so low to where you could not notice my bow arched and ready to slay you both as I hid amongst nature!

I'm entirely convinced many people here used to be that guy.

>doggerhood prince of puppers
is this from that show with the time traveling puppy that learned about history in cool ways?

yea do it

They always have black jeans. So shitty.

No.

>not recognizing wishbone by name

You will never make it