How do I become high test so I can say yes when fat chicks beg me for sex?

I'd do it if I were you. Sometimes it's better to listen to your dick.

m-maybe just a blowie user?

>I know but I actually thought about doing it and got a boner while doing so

That's all you really need to know. Just respond to her in any variant of "sure" and you'll be fine.

Personally, I've found sex with larger women to be better overall. They put a lot more effort into it and do their best to please you. Show her a good time, OP!

Do it. Fat chicks are so grateful for dick when you give it to them. It's hot in it's own way. Not to mention their fat pussies are always soaking wet

Nah. Don't confuse being high test for being a thirsty motherfucker. Although it could make for good practice; that is the only good thing about fucking an unattractive chick.

Do it but don't tell your mates about it.

Just fucking do it. No one but you two will know and she isn't even that ugly.

Fat girls give really good blowjobs as well

>no thanks haha

Fat chick's tend to have really good pussies.

Something's off

"What do you do?"
AKA I want dinner, not the dick

I bet she's good at that

She's after your money, user. She wants a boyfriend, not a fling.

Don't listen to these chumps, you can still give her the dicking if you play your cards right

Women love with their ears not their eyes

ditch that cunt

>Warning him makes me a chump
All I was saying was she wants a boyfriend. Either he can take advantage of that or not.

I don't think anything is off, she probably just has a little more self respect and wants to get to know you before fucking. Rare on Tinder, and maybe it's just a way to keep talking but fine imo.

>4 hours ago

already missed the boat anyway

Jesus Christ, RUN!

OP here. She's on her way to my place. I'll keep you posted

I would

Get pics, and throat fuck her

>put a lot more effort into it.

You disgusting, lying pigfucking piece of shit. With a few exceptions, fats put no effort into anything, that's why they're fat in the first place.

>8am fuck session

she's keen

a fatty in yoga pants, whyyyy

underrated post

>tfw fucking any of these girls would be the best day of my year

She said she showered so hopefully that pussy don't stank

>tfw starting to actually consider fucking fatties from tinder
I need to go cocoon mode before this gets out of hand

A few hot chicks wore em 5 years ago. The average girls figured they'd mimic and be able to blend in with the hot crowd. This idea eventually spilled over into the rest of the female population. It is the zebra effect.
>Hey, if we all have stripes, the lion will be confused and not sure who to target
End game, we all look the same, yoiu can't judge us for our shitty choice in fashion because you'd not only be insulting me, but the entire collective hive mind.

gotta keep us posted OP. Have fun

I am cocoon mode you're fucked pal

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take pics, post in bred
beauty and the hambeast part 2

Christ was crucified today OP. This is how you thank him? By fucking a fatty?

Good going op. Just remember, there's no shame in practicing to git gud at sex.

God I wish that were me

Lucky bastard. I'd love to fuck her especially with yoga pants on. Too bad I have a gf. Does the high test ever end?

Anyone else perfectly capable of pulling decent females and does fairly frequently.. but every now and then likes from time to time to fuck a fat unattractive beast of lady??

Dunno guess it might be the shame and disgust i feel towards myself afterwards that drives me to do it again and again..

I pretty sure i dont hate myself..but sometimes man i wonder....

desu id probably fuck her but i hate giving fat chicks validation.
anyone else the same?

Whenever I get approached by a woman in the club I feel disgusted and walk away. I have no idea why this is the case, as when I'm the one to approach I have decent success in pulling.

Fug

Took a snap for you guys

>taking any insult personally on Veeky Forums

Nope, she's approaching the level of fat where it's impossible to keep good hygiene between the ass crack.

We just finished now shes cuddled up to me watching always sunny. How do i make her leave?

The absolute madman!
Post moar

Get out of there

3 mins, good job

you lasted all of 3 minutes user
>nofap works

the madman!

She's attractive. Fuck her.

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Dear god dude, you can't come back from that, fucking gross

Fat pussy is better than no pussy. You faggots are just jelly OP got fat puss while you got no pussy.

How was it op?

Damn she bigger than I expected. Why even waste your time + dick reputation fucking that?

Meh I busted a bit
I thought the same thing

Looks like deep see footage.

>He's never fucked a not-so-attractive girl with amazing skills.
I'm not saying OP had a great lay, but looks don't always tell the whole story.

Your desperation is projecting hard user.

Athletic GF master race reporting in. Feels good

Fart.

this user knows. throatfucking is amazing. also choke her, chicks love it

Did it smell bad?

>see
good joke but jesus christ do you really not know the difference between sea and see

My hot ex gf smelled worse

I swear to god there are people in this thread that would rather be virgins then fuck a fatty, if they're anything under 10kg overweight chances are they're not lazy they just havent considered and/or don't havee time to exercise

Not related to this meme thread but:
Can you get muscle growth JUST by eating with no exercise?
Fat fucks always have big legs and arms without working out
I have only fucked one girl I didn't really find attractive because I was very bored and Veeky Forums was down, she wasn't even bad looking or fat, just not the kind of girl I usually date or fuck , I couldn't even get hard for like an hour then I forced myself to think about somebody else to get hard.

Sex is fun man.Keep it so.
Also, if you get pictures, fucking share them man.

What is it with retards on Veeky Forums and not reading threads?

This is me

Well.... shit.
I hope you had fun

You sound mad

fat people will get bigger muscle in their arms and legs because they are constantly lifting the heavier weight of fat around them, try walking around at 300lb for a year and lifting 20lb around your arms all day every day

>Fat fucks always have big legs and arms without working out

Yeah because they are fucking fat.

"I drive".
But send it tomorrow.

I-I'm jelly of the cuddle;_;
I just woke up to this thread and I had a dream of using my new found sense of confidence from weight loss and everyone avoiding m3

I have a hot wife, but at the end of the day any pussy is better than no pussy.

Fat people have god tier calves tho.
When a fat girl slims down they keep them juicy ass calves

If you go pigging, make sure you wear a condom.

Oinkers aren't just sluts with you, ya know.

Hope you rolled her back to sea, because those crazy activists must be after you.

>risking pregnancy, std, girls stealing shit from you, etc to fuck a girl you don't even find attractive

She's running on my dick again she wants more oh god

Am I the only seeing a deep sea creature ala blobfish here?

what am I looking at

>pregnancy
Rubber up
>STD
Rubber up
>Sealing
dont fall asleep around her
>not even attractive
I dont find my right hand attractive but its never stopped me from fapping.

And if you say "lol rubbers suck" then man up and take the risks

Have a buddy that fucked my thot of cousin who I recentlydiscovered had a sti.I want to say something but don't feel its my place and also I really don't care to much

>how to spot a fatty
>she isn't alone on dating site picture
>so you will always guess, which one, fat or not?

>tfw would rather fuck them than any >8/10 model-like bitch that I wouldn't even feel comfortable with

>not just asking: are you the fat or normal one?

Suckle that tit man

I'm not taking any risks to fuck a random fat girl thnks my dude