Almost 1 year since I decided to get Veeky Forums, AMA

almost 1 year since I decided to get Veeky Forums, AMA

dude, you look like a straight up disgusting human being in both pictures

Fake, tattoo on other side of chest on the left pic.

thank you, I aim to please

360ยบ and get out

Is that a molecule? If so what is it?

Why do you have the gayest sideburns I've ever seen?

Did something change? Still dyel fag

11/10 on those maths mate

>when you skip leg, chest, shoulder, arm, and neck day
>but at least you did your sit ups!

Gross body my dude.

Why the fuck did you feel the need to take off your pants? Your lower body looks like a fucking plank, go squat more.

how new are you

absolutely roasted

You said you've been working out for a year but your pic says you've been working out for -5 days

Is that a tattoo of testosterone?

THC. Yeah I know, I was 18 and really into it, plus I've studied biochemistry in the meantime, still not regreting it though

I have shit facial hair (nothing grows between the goatee and the sideburns :/ )

I banged your mom, that's what changed (what-hoooo)

thanks, still working on it

after shower in the gym, since no one was around I took advantage to do some gay poses

for your own sake, i hope you are just fishing for replies.

>still working on it

You had a whole fucking year, what were you doing in that time?

mostly did shitty dumbell/calisthenics workouts at home + long distance running until i discovered the gym late summer, then learned very slowly how to do stuff thanks to some great dudes

this is Veeky Forums, aren't we all fishing for replies?

whats your routine, how often do you lift, and why does it look like you still have an indentation from wearing pants on the right?

gratz on not being fat.

How do I get a swimmers V. I have a similar issue in that abbs below it looks different as in less toned.

> routine
Used to do "my own thing", 2-3h workouts 3 times (monday core and back, wednsday legs and friday arms and chest) a week plus long distance running on sundays. Now I'm on 2 Suns 5/3/1 as I don't have time for long workouts and for now it feels like its working, still have DYEL stats though. Can't really do 5 workouts a week and running on weekends since I've also have other stuff going on (job + looking for a PhD) but I try to be constant.

>indentation
I guess because I was wearing sport shorts right before taking a shower?

I literally have no idea. Genetics? Some people have told me that bicycle crunches help (which I used to do a long time ago) but really I think its more body fat than anything.

good job bruh. remember this

1 year where you are at you look good. As you do you look good

2 years you start to look great

3 years you are now certified

4 years people will swear you are on roids

stay natty till mid 30s. Then get on TRT HGH and leave humanity behind and become a god.

lets see what you look like fagboi

>THC Molecule tattoo
Holy fucking shit user you're such a fucking tool

>what it looks like to never do a compound

thanks bra, don't know about hopping on roids but I'll keep it up!

I know man, I know

I actually do compounds a lot, guess I'm doing it wrong

What was your starting weight and what are you now?

Started about 80kg and now am around 75kg

thats not even a THC molecule, there is so much stuff missing from it

lol like what?

literally from wikipedia

well why didn't ya?

>pentyl group reduced to C5H11
>useless stereochem of hydrogens on bridging hexanes not shown

yes please enlighten me on how much of a bad chemist I am

ouch

>dat chest and back

Someone give me a program to NOT end up like this guy.

We don't tolerate your faggoty /v/ memes here boy. 360 degrees and walk away wasn't even funny, ps3 had no game, now that was quality. But 360 degrees is lowest common denominator humor for plebs.

Why are the dates 4 days apart despite you saying 1 year

Why do you skip leg day

Why do you have a shitty tattoo

lift seriously for 2 months.

>thinking 360 was a /v/ meme

hello new friend

>american dates
>making sense

ouch