*blocks your path* My, my, my what a specimen we have here

*blocks your path* My, my, my what a specimen we have here....
*adjusts glasses so they catch the light*
... all that muscle, yet nothing will prepare you for my blade. Oh well.
*throws coat to side and unsheathes katana*
PREPARE YOURSELF

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Black jeans, leather jacket, standard shopko shoes. Why do they always wear this?

"We had no idea he was going to kill all those children."

"The signs just weren't there."

"He was always such a nice, quiet boy."

"He always called me m'lady as he held the door open for me and my boyfriend."

Heh...

>*teleports behind you*

Nothin personnel, kid

>*punches you a million times in one second*

Shut up nerd im busy...
*Keeps fucking his mom*

But that's where you're wrong friend. I have trained years for this particular encounter.

Heh...how about we make this a... ménage à trois?

SO another troglodyte lines up to DIE!!!!
*forms handsign*
this attack will take some time to charge *scoffs* but it will be worth it...

Where do these guys find their oversized iaito?

[Talking slowly] I might just snap, and then stalk you with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into your body

I own that leather jacket. I thought I was the coolrst when I wore it to school.

Nice effort friendo

You think your weapons will have any usefulness against the power of my ARSENAL?

>uses tackle
>it's super effective!
pennlive.com/news/2017/04/man_with_samurai_sword_tackled.html

Is it just me or do all Resident Evil characters look like fucking weeabos? Every time I see these faggots with black coats and katanas I think of Wesker.

*one angel wing spurts out my right shoudler*
I'm going to enjoy this *smiles like a menacing demon*
ANDD THISSSS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*summons a meteor from above*

>*descends from the void between dimensions*

Your measly steel is no match for the power of the fabled Galactigates.

AYO HOL' UP
*Unsheathes Glawk™ Fowdy™*
WATCHU SAY WITEBOI?!?

> those filesizes.

Am I being baited

heh

>*builds a wall behind you*
You thought you could escape? Sad!
>*shoots Tomahawk missiles at you*
YOU'RE
>*drops a MOAB on you*
FIRED

Imagine actually getting stabbed by one of these spiteful fedoras, the last moments of your life staring up at his grinning face mumbling about his fulfilled kekaku and honoring his nindo

>Implying your cheap souvenir is any match for be abs of STEEL

lol never stop making those threads they're one of the things here that are still funny.

>I'm a YouTube celery with 8 million subs in five years, so I order 66 on you.
>its sick it's piss

...

>*orders a meal behind you*
> heh, a fromage a trois is my specialty good luck with that kid

unironically amazon (or etsy for the more elaborate ones)

Hahaha... let your speed wither before my superior strength..
*tense muscles ripping my shirt apart sending shockwaves of energy making leaves on the ground blow away*
LET YOUR BLADE AND BODY SHATTER UPON MY FLESH AND FISTS OF THUNDER!!!
*stomps the ground creating an earthquake you get stuck in*
Time for a.... MEGA SUPER IRON PUNCH OF A THOUSAND DYING STARS ATTAAAAACK!!!!!!!

>iaito
>implying they are not sharpened to perfection
that was the *huffs* last straw! DIE!

underrated filename

i love these threads

kek

This little charade of ours... how long has it been going on?
I don't know anymore... my heart is filled with nothing but darkness.. therefore *throws blade aside* I will need to *phases through you* feed on your beating heart...
Nothing pepperoni old comrade... *spawns demln wings of darkness and flies away*

holy kek

It was sort of cool for a bit because of Spike wearing that shit in Buffy. It just happened that a lot of school shooters like that sort of shit too.

It's not like owning a BMW is synonymous with murder sprees either.

somebody post the one with the niglet talking about his gat

I love these threads

this literally happened in sweden
a sperglord went apeshit at his school. with a sword. killed 2 or 3 can't remember.

heh, I got mine from hell

>*unsheathes katana*

now hold still while I send you there!