What's y'alls skin care routine like?

What's y'alls skin care routine like?

>be me
>be old af (34)
>start dating a cutie 23 yo
>mentions I have some wrinkles
>dis nigga might be right!
>always just washed my face with shower gel during my morning shower
>always viewed face care as unmanly faggotry
>need to start creating a face care routine

So /fit. What do?

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vitamin c serum
sunscreen
retin-a
moisturizer
beta carotene
dermaroller

i have god tier skin

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Have that 23 yo twink nut on your face and smear it around on the wrinkles.
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I have a borderline OCD for moisturizing, I do it regularly every day. People say I have nice skin though. Also wear sunscreen and don't tan unless you don't GAF then do whatever you want

Is that all separate stuff you put on each day?

Seems like a lot

I'm 26 and my skin still isn't totally clear. The fuck is going on.

So is the American psycho monologue legit?

If only!

Drink a lot of water
Change your pillow case every 2-3 days
Use cetaphil gentle skin cleanser
Use a BHA/AHA product
Moisturize with some lotion

Bam that's all you need right there once a day before bed, and BHA/AHA can be used in cycles once your skin clears up

OP I think AHA promotes collagen growth for anti aging effects check that shit out

>Seems like a lot

not really
vitamin c serum + sunscreen in the morning
retin-a + moisturizer at night

beta carotene comes from my diet and i use the dermaroller about once a week

I go to the beach weekly. This alone is the best thing for my skin.

Otherwise
> drink water
> zinc
> vitamin D
> stridex in the red box (acne wipes)
> don't touch my face during the day

No, it's overkill and really dangerous for your skin. It's just an exageration of a character

Kek, is this pasta?

no

>Hasn't seen American Psycho

It's off of American psycho

The movie where kevin spacy fucks his tenn neighbour?

> mfw Veeky Forums is obsessed with the plastic bag movie

>Hasn't seen American Psycho
>seen

How long have you been on retin-a ? Is it effective on male skin as well?

Do you suck dicks?