Jesus was born to a virgin

>Jesus was born to a virgin
Is there any possibility that Joesph was either A) a cuck or B) his wife was raped in some tribal affair and in denial?

Even if it was a virgin bird, Joseph is still a cuck for raising someone else's kid (in this case, Gods).

Virgin births were quite common across the ME, especially if you were to become a deity.

>Is there any possibility that Joesph was either A) a cuck or B) his wife was raped in some tribal affair and in denial?
Unlikely, simply because the virgin birth story was made up. It doesn't appear in the earliest Christian writings (Paul) or the earliest gospel (Mark).

No.

But you can believe either, if you want to.

In the bible, when Mary turned up pregnant during their 1 year betrothal, Joseph was going to quietly divorce her and not let her be stoned to death. Only the appearance of an angel stopped that.

When you start accepting lies for part of the story, you just have to keep lying about the rest of it. Is his sinless life a lie? Were his miracles lies? Was his impact a lie? Was his death and resurrection a lie? Nothing but confusion, once you stop believing the bible and start believing anything else.

Protip: God is not the author of confusion.

Unless you believe Joseph was Jesus' real biological father, he was defenitelly a cuck. It doesn't matter if he got cucked by God or some Roman officer, he still got cucked and raised his wife's son.

Cuckolding requires sexual acts, and watching sexual acts. Jesus was conceived without any sexual act by the power of the Holy Spirit.

>Mark is the earliest Gospel
We literally don't know. The lack of details is the most common argument for why it's the first, so your argument comes full circle.

underrated

the cuckoo bird

Matthew was written first. The gospels are in chron order, have been for thousands of years. People trying to date them use erroneous methods, like "well, none mention the temple's destruction, so not past 70, but probably 66-69 AD.

Why?

To distance the gospel writers from the facts, and to sow confusion and doubt.

The virgin birth is absolutely necessary to Christianity, or Jesus is born with the sins of his father, Joseph, or whomever, cannot live a sinless life, and is not an acceptable sacrifice.

It's also necessary that he be a descendant of David, to sit on the throne of David.

As both Son of God, and Son of Man, Jesus is uniquely positioned and qualified to do both.

Perhaps he was the Son of God

I've heard folks say as much.

yeah this was probably it OP

Virgin birth is just a mistranslation/misunderstanding of the Anal Birth of Jesus, which was the real miracle that happened in Bethlehem that year.

Delet this heretic filth this instant

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Templars in later period were declared heretics themselves after becoming friendly with Muslims to the point they syncretized religions.

Lol OK buddy.

Tell me,what reason do you have to think the gospels are in chronological order? It certainly doesn't say so in the bible.

So jesus was borne of man?

> Cuckolding requires sexual acts, and watching sexual acts.

This is your brain on porn and memes.

It's more likely that OP is a queer muzzie / joo troll

>Heretic filth
>Official Dogma of the Eastern Orthodox Church.

That might be my favorite thing about Christians. Their incredible willingness to write off every version except theirs as the wrong way of doing it.

Nah, women can take it up the ass too.

Based templars

The historical figure was probably Joseph's biological son, which is why we have shit like the adoptionist heresy and genealogies going through Joseph in the gospels. There's no early reference to him being a bastard or anything; Joseph became a cuck because Jesus couldn't be both god's son and Joseph's.

the virgin mary come from a bad translation of youg woman from aramean to greek so marie was not virgin.

No, its your brain using words as they actually mean, not bastardizing it into a pseduo freudian fuckwad internet ideology.

>Pagan.
>Heretic.
Really shows how "Deyews Boolt" Internet Crusaders are just LARPers.

he watched jesus's cock slide out from her pussy. cuck.