Handsome Historical Figures

Handsome Historical Figures

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"figures"
>implying there was any other than him

>handsome
he looks like mark zuckerberg

In real life he was a manlet with bad teeth and a unibrow. Propaganda is amazing.

Real Augustus was an unibrow.

>>unusually handsome and exceedingly graceful at all periods of his life, though he cared nothing for personal adornment. He was so far from being particular about the dressing of his hair, that he would have several barbers working in a hurry at the same time, and as for his beard he now had it clipped and now shaved, while at the very same time he would either be reading or writing something ... He had clear, bright eyes ... His teeth were wide apart, small, and ill-kept; his hair was slightly curly and inclined to golden; his eyebrows met. His ears were of moderate size, and his nose projected a little at the top and then bent ever so slightly inward. His complexion was between dark and fair. He was short of stature, although Julius Marathus, his freedman and keeper of his records, says that he was five feet and nine inches (just under 5 ft. 7 in., or 1.70 meters, in modern height measurements), but this was concealed by the fine proportion and symmetry of his figure, and was noticeable only by comparison with some taller person standing beside him...", adding that "his shoes [were] somewhat high-soled, to make him look taller than he really was"

>red hair
>handsome

He could shave it anyway.

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>adding that "his shoes [were] somewhat high-soled, to make him look taller than he really was"

>adding that "his shoes [were] somewhat high-soled, to make him look taller than he really was"

Were there any historical figures that were traps or femboys? Asking for a friend.

Emperor Elagabalus was literally a tranny.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus

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But small unibrows were seen as elegant in the good old days

When your boipucci so fine the emperor of Rome commissions hundreds of idealized statues in your likeness and founds a cult centered around your worship.

Still good enough for me. He seems cute.

nappy a cute!
a cute!

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qt

He didn't actually look like this, by the way. Everyone who met him said he was the most average looking bloke ever, short and swarthy with greasy dark hair and a very thin build in his youth, and fat, pale, and bloated in his later years. Also we have his death mask, he kinda looks like Mussolini with a very thuggish countenance including a short broad head with a heavy brow and a large, slightly curved nose.

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t. Mark Antony

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found the anglo

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Augustus was a femboy

not handsome but annie is undoubtedly the most beautiful woman in history

to think, what could have happened...

King Richard The Lionheart
Literally the amalgam of the best genetics:
-Aquitainian
-Norman (goes back to Vikings)
-Anglo-Saxon

Facial reconstruction of Anne Boleyn

CUTE

Who's the lucky guy who did the tit reconstruction?

Nice job cutting out the part where it mentions that was what he looked like in old age.

nice bitcoin pendant you fucking thot

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George V or Nick II?

The one gets shot

All men who are neither fat nor roided out are considered femboy's by Veeky Forums standards.

Habsburg shota coming through

Obligatory

George V or Nick II?

I've seen pictures of his mask, and he is nowhere as thuggish-looking as Mussolini.

Yes

FIDEL CASTRO

>bloke
Butthurt bong lying about his statute

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babby grant

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