Does Veeky Forums approve /manscaping/?

Does Veeky Forums approve /manscaping/?

Here's the definition

And some graphics

> samefagging to shill your metrosexual routine

>More oral sex
wow that explains everything

>like an eel

my nuts are super smooth after shaving, so yes

Is there a female version of this or would that be sexist?

Nah
Be arsed putting blades by my dick, be arsed with having to maintain it
I keep my natural hair and i've never had a complaint

>Doing things for women
Wanna know how I know your a virgin dyel faggot?

Women are already expected to shave everything below the neck they don't need an infographic

It's called society I believe. It shames women who don't shave everything below their scalp.

You lucky bastards haven't seen the Berkeley protestor's nudes. Women now are going natty with the body hair.

Let's politicize yet another topic here for no fucking reason whatsoever. Die in a fire.

I shave my dick and ball area completely bare. Mostly just because I work in the trades and I don't need Osama Bin Dick getting turbo hot in my pants before lunch time.

My gf leaves a little bit downstairs. I like it.

no they're not, she's single

men won't allow it

Where do you guys shave? I'm worried it will clog the shower, and it's impossible to get it all in the toilet.

Also does anyone have a good body hair trimmer to recommend? Doesn't have to be super expensive, just not a piece of shit.

> less smell
does anyone else here enjoy the scent of their own balls? i sometimes shove my hands down my pants and give them give them a good sniff.

just stand over the toilet and let your mom clean up whatever didn't go in the bowl

I just straddle the toilet seat and take the clippers on the lowest setting to my balls and crotch area. It all goes in the toilet. Then I shower and wash/rinse it all to clean it up.

wriggle like a fucking eel

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What about chest and armpit hair? The distance makes it impossible to get it all in, so just suck it up and clean afterwards?

I'm not a fag so idk about chest or armpit hair trimming

>any comment on society or recent trends isn't allowed unless it's done by you
Kill yourself.
I was going to use Japanese women as my example, but I felt the Berkeley chick was more relevant because it was recent and pertained to westerners. I should've known I would run into some thin skinned faggot.

they still do pits noonga

anyone have a link to a good pair of electric clippers for my pubes and legs

After I got serious with my now gf I asked her what she likes more for sex, and she asked me the same, now I get to have my clean shaved dick sucked every day and get to fuck a clean shaved pussy every day.

Girl I went to school with has grown her armpit hair to full length, and dyed it purple.

She is single.

Sack and everything below my dick when erect is shaved.

Trimmed bush ofc.

I just use a norelco/phillips beard trimmer.

Always make sure I clean that shit off before I actually do my face with it

You shave your legs?

the times i got the most pussy in my life i had an absolute jungle in my pants

women would complain all the time but theyd keep fucking me, sometimes even inviting their friends

tldr women don't know shit what they want and just repeat what the media tells them to say

>he doesn't shave his legs

It's the smell.

While society likes to pretend all body odor is bad, a healthy smelling male gets the bitches wet.

I have a beard trimmer with a bit of a vacuum built in. I set it to 6mm and trim my whole body with it. Crotch and taint over the toilet, everywhere else in the shower

I do during the summer. Bad habit I picked up from swimming

I've found people who do things to get laid are usually getting laid the least.

That's why Veeky Forums has as many virgins as /r9k/.

The chick literally does porn

My girl will only eat my ass if it's smooth so yeah I do it.

So much this
My ex used to lie across my lap with her nose in my pubes breathing it in

>have shitty genetics
>body literally covered in fur
>thick dark brown and black hair, super pale skin
>from toes to ass crack up to my beard
>except for the head, gone bald at 25
>too annoying to shave body, just turns into an itchy mess of ingrown hairs and irritated skin
>at least have a nice beard
>gf loves it, thank god

Nah
I'm too hairy to do it

I have a landing strip that lines up with my hair below my bellybutton.

This is the gayest thread on a board full of homos

Are there seriously dudes in 2017 who just go completely au naturale?

lmao

shaft and balls with razor, everything else short with machine

I cut my hair and pins in the shower. Has not clogged yet. If I let my hair get long enough I guess I would have to cut it on the bathroom floor then vacuum it with a normal vacuum cleaner.

>needing memewords to motivate yourself to take care of yourself
Its just called hygeine you fucking goon

>tfw about to graduate and wont have the god-tier uni shower drains to shave over anymore
Only good thing about uni facilities.

kek underrated

my girl hates it

If you're not having sex, what even is the point?

Not in a "woe is me, I'm a virgin incel that can't get girls to look at me" way, but a just not going for it way?

>society shames women
no, women shame women
guys might say they prefer shaved, but women only do it to show off to other women

>Asking me to suck your balls when they're covered in hair.
>Thinking I want hair in my food.

No thanks. You honestly don't have to completely shave, but at least trimming looks a lot nicer than a total jungle. Also makes your dick look bigger, too.

I don't know about everyone else, but I just do it because I don't enjoy body hair.

>definition
>from urban Dictionary
>contains an ad for a product
>grammatical errors
>Jessica615

Shave balls, trim pubes. Leave the rest of your body hair alone. Facial hair is optional, but not encouraged.

>l-let's insert something recent and trendy so people can relate more
>heh protestors right guys
>derailing the thread?
>you don't wanna circle jerk around ugly protestors?

Fuck off, retard

hell no, what about the people that have hairy shoulders, stomach, chest, upper arms and back?

trim that shit down every few weeks, there is nothing worse than a dude with hairy upper arms and shoulders...ruins your entire look that you work so hard for

I trim my dick pubes because wew lad it's like a tropical thorn bush down there if I don't. Shaving gooch or ball hair is literally reserved for homosexuals though.

You're derailing it more by getting triggered by some dude's off hand example. kys

And trim my armpit hair because I het bushes that makes it hard to put on deoderant. I also trim my chest because I'm hairy as fuck and girls have straight up told me I'd look better if I trimmed it. I don't completely shave it though

I keep the pubic triangle trimmed, but I have to shave the hair that grows up my cock or it looks miniscule

>lower arms covered in peach fuzz
>upper arms have a couple of straggling dark brown hairs that are long as fuck
>can't even grow a beard to save my life at 26
Can't fucking win at life.

No because I don't want my body to look like a child's. Nothing wrong if you're naturally hairless or anything, imo. But I'm not gonna go through the effort of razor burn all over my body and on my johnson just to "look better".

Then again I don't lift for women so idk.

This right here. I bare trimmer my chest and sometimes ass(cursed genetics), 3mm arms and legs, shave my balls and dick.

Hair grows all the way up to my belly button. It looks weird if I only shave my pubes so I don't bother anymore. What do?

>so men must education
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

No but seriously, you have to be a mongoloid to not shave properly. The romans did it 2000 years ago so people today have no excuse. Face, armpits, chest, abs and dick is must. Ass optional but it's still recommended.

Your hair wasn't a mistake.

>shave
>less sweat

its exactly the opposite

I have this bad habit of plucking my pubes when im bored, so I always have this thinned out, ugly bush. Constantly plucking that shit and popping pimples left it with some reddish spots, so it looks especially ugly.

I pity the chicks that are gonna get baited into sucking my penor after I get fit and develop social skills.

>legs

?

Are you one of those sick bastards that leaves scraggly pubes all over the urinal?

Is a shitty half bears (chin and mustache) better than no beard at all?

Half beard looks weird kind of and no beard makes me 4 years younger. Also chin is kind of weak.
What to do.

>less sweat
>shaving means sex automatically
>iManscape.com

No, but I leave a lot of those hairs lying around the floor in my room when I pluck them out. When too much gets accumulated, I vacuum it.

Has anyone ever tried Brazilian waxing? Sounds so much easier and you don't and it doesn't hurt like a bitch the day after like it does when you shave and your hair grows back.

Tbh I didnt even think anyone who cared about their body didnt shave. All the bullshit meme stuff aside, keeping a bush down there is just neckbeard-tier neglect and will make sure you never get a fuckbuddy.

>"B-but I never had a complaint"

You also never slept with the same woman twice except that ugly girlfriend you had for 3 months.

Keep it at a short stubble and it will look okay in most cases. People dont really study your jawline with the bodydysmorphic autism of Veeky Forums, atleast not to the point where you should conceal it at any cost.

Haven't tried how waxing would feel on my crotch but I get my legs waxed so that I don't have to deal with shaving, stubble and all that. At least on legs it isn't a big deal, especially once you've done it once and are just getting the few newly grown hairs pulled.

But that means I go trough periods of having it shaved completely, right? Unless I buy one of those trimmers they have at hair saloons, I guess.

Tried keeping the chin beard at a somehow short length, but it's a mess, gets asymmetrical really fast and is generally a shit show.

Seriously, what I am scared off most is pulling the skin off.
The hair down there feels so thick and I can imagine so well how the skin would give out before the hair, lol.

Hate to tell you, but I think your ex was retarded

GOOD FORM, PUPPER

Why is literally everything considered a neck beard now?

How do you even manscape correctly? Last time I smoothed out it itched like crazy and made me look like a public masturbator.

I want to know the answer is to this as well.

What are some god tier products to apply to skin after shaving?
How can one smoothen the regrowing stubbles so they don't itch as much?

Is that Action Bronson? Also he has a literal neckbeard so I don't see the issue with the filename.

I appreciate a little trim, it doesn't need to be purely bald that's up to her preference but a little organized bush is nice. Plus it feels great rubbing up against it and if you want you can incorporate it into some kinky foreplay by give it gentle tug, maybe even grabbing a little and leading her into the bed room, same as you would do with grabbing her hair.

Shaving is dangerous, just use scissors to trim the hair down there to a reasonable length. A razor can cause tiny cuts that leave you more susceptible to infection.

Well, the guy in the pic DOES have a neckbeard. As in saving hair growing around your neck to make it look like you have an actual beard while hiding your doublechin.

I mean, that's probably cool for pubes above the dick, but what about on the balls?

And the crack.

>endorphin's

Shave the shaft and balls, wax the back everything else stays.

I actually got in the habit of shaving mine and it's pretty based tbhfam. Feels good putting on jeans, feels good sliding into bed sheets, feels good lying next to a woman with also freshly shaved legs, doesn't get as hot in summer, shows off aesthetic legs. Really minimal downside. Trim with an electric buzzer before you try it the first time and wait a day or two before shaving.

If you want me to suck your dick then it better be at least trimmed
I keep ass balls, pubic area and armpits smooth
Yes homo

How do you do ass and armpit smoothly?
Genuine question

Just keep up with it regularly
I do taint and ads squatting in the shower
Armpits buzz down before you shave if it's long I guess
Just keep a good razor in the shower takes like 2 mins tops