be me

> be me
> be pathetic, out of shape, socially awkward
> get sick of it, decide to improve
> hit the gym, get in shape
> force myself to talk to people, start making friends, became decently normie
> meet Chinese exchange student around Christmas time
> hit it off, start dating
> she makes me food each morning before I go to the gym
> have sex 3-5 times a week
> she love my biceps, unconsciously wraps herself around my arm while we're sleeping
> been dating 4 months, things going great
> go walking around her campus holding hands
> notice every scrawny Asian guy giving us the stink eye
> make a sudden realization
> I'm a Chad now

Has anyone else gone from bitchmade to Chad without noticing at first?

congratulations
GET OUT

>> I'm a Chad now
>having a gf and a healthy social life makes you a chad
Having sex "3-5 times a week" doesn't count if it's your gf faggot. You're an above average normie sure. But a chad? Nah, not unless this girl is an 8.5/10 by consensus of a group of straight, not desperate males, none of whom are Chinese.

>dating a chink
>Chad
Lmao

> aesthetic
> life not in shambles
> has gf

you have your shit together, the fuck are you doing on Veeky Forums?

the final step is to never come back to this place

>get out

This isn't r9k, u fucks.

Veeky Forums is the chad-board.

Fellow chad checking in

Goddamn, it feels good to be a Chad.

This

You're with an Asian, not a white girl. You're not a Chad sorry

Good for you too bad you chose Chinese though they are shit tier asian. At least they are submissive. Make sure you grab her ass in front of chinks.

>have sex 3-5 times a week
>with same gook
>Chad

I honestly don't know at this point

no u

> be sure to grab her ass in front of chinks

Thanks, I plan to.

>Veeky Forums is the chad-board.
Only if Chad is a flaming homo

>getting a girlfriend automatically makes me Chad
Fucking lol. Tell me when you can dump her, walk into any campus area, and get a stacey to fuck in 3 minutes.

Nigga u lost your virginity 4 months ago with a gook and u call yourself a Chad.
> go walking around her campus holding hands
kill urself, beta boi

加油,朋友!

Gook gf is the ultimate beta sign if you're white

t.lonely white girl

Maybe I should get me one of those Chinese girls. You know for just sex.
I know she'll eventually dump me to get with a Chinese guy due to family pressures...
But I'd like to spend a few months or years just outright destroying her bald tight cunny with my fat nine inch cock and making her into my personal debauched fuckslut.
Before she eventually leaves me and starts a happy loving relationship with some chinese chad who'll provide her with that life and the children she'll want.
I hope you and your gf make it bruh.

Dubs don't lie

>Veeky Forums is the chad-board.

You remind me of a black girl that's salty over how black dudes only want to date white chicks.

Only half true. You see a beta looking white guy with a dog, true. You see any guy with a 8+/10 then no

>only alphas can post in this thread

How long did it take from first meeting her to then be dating her?

>dating an Asian
>Chad

Lol. No. It's good for you low value males to take what you can get, though.

bong chong chicken special eat bery goo rice out of purrsy

>Veeky Forums is the chad board
Veeky Forums is /r9k/ in a gym.

I banged her a day after meeting her (first week of December), we we're dating by Christmas.

>dating an asian
>chad

wtf

Chads dont date yellow people

Ur not making it

>fucks before dating

lmao enjoy your STDs

I don't believe that she is at all attractive
post a picture of her without clothes on to prove me wrong!

Not OP

My half AZN gf
>makes hella money
>is beautiful
>Has big fake tits
>natural round big as
>in hella good shape (lifts, yoga, marathons)
>cooks all the time
>funny
>never complains
>sucks and fucks me 2 times a day

Because she if half AZN, Its impossible for me to be a chad?

>Because she if half AZN, Its impossible for me to be a chad?
Correct

>>Has big fake tits
wtf why

>fucking a gook
>Chad
literally all you have to do to get azns is just be white

it's always all the STEMcel manlets/lanklets who have azn gfs lmfaoo

Cuz theyre awesome

I'm sorry non Veeky Forums is only the pretend Chad board. We can all act as Chad as we want but just being here means you'll always be autistic on the inside. Our goals should be to accept that autism and use it to fuel self improvement so we can live a normie life. Don't hate yourself being a sperg, know that we're all the same here and use that love to make it

>be me
>be 14yo, dyel, long hair covering one eye
>awkward in every way concievable
>transfering to new school because just moved
>first day of school
>trying not to let the autism show
>approached by 7/10 qt
>somehow get invited to her 15th birthday on the weekend
>arrive really late, party is almost over
>it's just the two of us
>somehow manage to make out with her before austism kick in
>don't know how to proceed though
>the very next day
>AYYYY LMAO
>can't even look at her in the eye
>she tries talking to me, making me react
>can't even answer simple questions
>sperg out on how i don't know what to do
>she leaves crying that day
>everyone in class feels awkward
>can't talk to anyone
>i hate myself
>it haunts me for the entirety of high school
>still manage to make friends with this one quiet nerdy guy, though

>fast forward 7 years

>we're best friends
>been dating his 9/10 sister for 5 years, have plans for engagement, everyone is cheering for us
>cut hair
>ottermode w/ abs doing calisthenics
>have a fairly decent job with a promising future

>tfw still made it despite a bad start

>retard starts living an average life
>I AM LE CHAD NOW
This is pretty sad, most people date being skinnyfat and shit, also asian girls can only be 7/10 tops

delet this

Stay woke pham

>>been dating his 9/10 sister for 5 years, have plans for engagement, everyone is cheering for us
>>>everyone is cheering for us
user this is one of those things that you think might sound good when you write it but if you really visualize it doesn't make as much sense

Unable to get a white girlfriend, cares what skinny Asian guys think. You are a failure not a chad.

NO U

>dating a gook makes you a Chad

Holy fuck you are delusional. Chads are social leaders and slay puss left right and centre. You do not get to alter the definition of a word to fit your pathetic world view.

> be me, 18, middle eastern
> virgin, out of shape, ideologically confused
> get sick of it, decide to improve
> become cardio addicted
> drop social life, begin studying philosophy and literature
> meet 10/10 snow bunny from wealthy Christian conservative family
> hit it off right away
> have sex constantly
> move in to her house
> she is my slave for 5 years
> start lifting- holy fuck!
> have a son at 23 years old
> manage to out smart everyone and spend my days on the beach
> 3rd week of fucking straight twice a day, at least
> return to fit, see this thread
> make a sudden realization
> chad is a little bitch

Has anyone else gone from pajeet mode, skipped Chad mode, and then go straight to where no human being has gone before?

tfw gay with a fat fetish.

I wish I could be a normie chad but it's just never gonna be possible, literally no matter what I can never be a normie.

Good job pajeet, i think youve made it.

thanks for reminding me why I stopped browsing this SHIT board!