2017

> 2017
> still no proven exercise to make your dick bigger
What the fuck Veeky Forums?

try jelqing

OP said proven

well the dick is not a muscle, if it was we will all have big dicks duo faping. So sorry to break to ya there are no exercise to make your dick big, only plastic surgery.

use Ron Jeremy approved dick pills

You ever look at the claims on their forums?

These people say they can like 1.5 inches in 6 years. It doesn't seem fucking worth it.

> plastic surgery
Jesus christ it's not worth the risk. It's really fucking unfair. Women can make their breasts and buttocks bigger through silicon. Although plastic surgery can indeed make it bigger, the dick's tissue will be thinner. No one wants a bent dick. Please fucking kill me.

>be born with the genetics to achieve a 8" thick cock that has gotten me laid just by my friend joking about my "bulge"... a few times

MFW

a-at least I got a b-big heart.

Lose as much fat as you could while avoiding Skeleton Mode, and if you're not satisfied, well, work on your technique and positioning, they playing a big part in the ol' in-out in-out.

Otherwise, no, there's no way to actually enlarge your johnson.

Dick size is irrelevant unless you are 4"

:(

I think that was the implication, user.

You can easily break your dick with it
Try penis stretching

> losing fat
Is this meme really true? Currently a fatass losing weight and trying to be Veeky Forums. Will it really make such a difference
It reaches 5" when erect though but it still looks so fucking small.

>making up stories on a russian door-post sniffing image-board.

>Is this meme really true? Currently a fatass losing weight and trying to be Veeky Forums. Will it really make such a difference

It did for me, yes, got an extra inch. Your body stores fat in the pubic area obviously, so if you're really fat, a portion of the penis will be buried under it, cut it away, and it will protrude out more.

Claims with not a single solitary bit of picture proof.

Men that obsessed would keep dick pics and measure incessantly.

The only thing that has been proven to make the dick bigger is stretching,light pumping, having better blood flow and constant chubbies and eretcions, some steroids.
The latter oft backfires and shrinks the balls and destroys natural test. Which leads to fewer chubs boners and a smaller dick after a few years of being off that's not even mentioning tren dick and ED problems.

dicklets, when will they learn?

5" is maybe average or a little below but really don't worry about it user.

Yeah losing weight makes a difference. I'm currently at about 250lbs and feel like my penis is tiny. Around 10 years ago I remember being much bigger than I was, and I was also much better shape and more muscular... Your belly and that fat around the base of your penis makes a very big difference.

What age will the dick stop growing though?

My friends called me "the bulge" in high school and word got around because two sloots (7/10 but not fat) hit ME up for sex over fb.

Don't be bitter.

Puberty

Fuck.

...

inject mast/hgh sub q at the base ed + 150 proviron

Jelqing, stretching, hanging all work

>year 2579
>still no way of making the physically impossible possible
>reeeeee

21

Jelquing does not work and will fuck your dick up.

>tfw manlet
>tfw short dick
>tfw curved dick
Why do I even live anymore? I guess girls tell me I have beautiful eyes.

You can't get a bigger dick, but you can acquire smaller women
#wisdom

Curved ducks aren't a problem. Your position is the problem.
>left curve but rotates to point down inside gf
>fuck her from behind and all of a sudden my dick is excalibur

> "user you're pretty cute"
> "user you know, you would be handsome if you were Veeky Forums"
Every fucking time. Although this is one of the reasons I'm becoming Veeky Forums, there's no fucking point if thy dick is small.

I've gained 1.75 inches in length and just about an inch of girth from a combination of pumping and jelqing. I've been at for three years now, about an hour a day five days a week. PE works but it takes way more time than most people are willing to give. Most guys who try it give up after a few weeks or months and decide that it 'just isn't possible'

So anyone who'll manage to get your dick out of her will be crowned king of england?

Wet jelqing is like one of the least dangerous PE exercises unless you're doing it completely wrong at 100% EQ. Advanced girth exercises can be dangerous, but as long as you make sure your PI's are positive you should be fine. I feel much bigger danger lifting heavy weight in the gym than tugging a bit on penis. Just don't be a retard about it and you won't hurt yourself.

> the vagina extends 2x it size
> average length is 4 inches
NO
FUCKING
POINT

reminder #1: that girls think about the size of your dick waaaay less than you do
reminder #2: girls have just as many insecurities during sex as you do, if not more

sure you might not ever be chad thundershaft who leaves girls bow-legged, but that's okay, I like you the way you are

> the current year
> expecting that majority of the girls to be a pure maiden like Ayatsuji-san
It's impossible.

>tfw "average" sized penis (5'5")
>interracial porn and imageboards convinced me that I have a microdick and will never satisfy a woman

What mode is 12cm girth?

>curved dick
Αh yes, the bill clinton dick. You my friend need surgery

>>tfw "average" sized penis (5'5")
I think you're confusing your height with your penis size