Does anyone else here drink oil to hit their macros?

pls be real

>he wants to live

I drink a few tablespoons of EVOO daily.

It is perfectly reasonable from a scientific perspective, but as others have said, there are more reasonable ways to do it.

Drinking it on it's own is probably revolting though, but throwing some a bulking shake isn't a stupid idea, but bear in mind it's easy to make a 1000+ calorie bulking shake that fits your macros simply by using oats, milk, protons, and peanut butter (which is mostly oil anyway).

Fucking kek'd.

Think it's wrong though - doesn't bleach have shit loads of potassium in it?

That's how it kill you - reacts with your stomach acid, releases loads of hydrogen, makes your guts burst and you bleed to death.

A retards way to kill yourself if ever there was one.

holy fuck that would be a godsend for hardgaienrs like me.
is there a drinkable version of bleach? / a way to make it safe to drink?

I unironically mixed some olive oil into milk when i just started lifting

Put some ammonia in it. It'll cancel out the shit in bleach that kills you.

No. Bleach is made of sodium hypochlorite in water. I have no idea where you got that.

how the fuck
I once took a shot of oil and it tasted horrible

Not gonna make it

I bet there was a faggot retarded enough to try this and ended up killing themselves

Hey op, I also used to drink oils untill I learned we dont need al ot of fat. about 10% of your daily calorie intake is more then enough. So what I usually do is eat 2-3tablespoons of flax seeds (remember to ground them so you can digest them) and you're good. (if you're cutting at least)

Also adding flaxseeds to your diet is one of the healtheist things you can do so please look into it

5 table spoons in my protein smoothie with icecream bananas and Scoops.

then again im 6'7 and need to maintain my 270lb physique while having a physical job

>not realizing cancer growth is much faster than muscle growth

never gonna make it

this nigga knows

>drinking oil
ofcourse we're not fucking cutting

Should I start GOBAD

>gobad
>not gooad
It's like you hate the perspective of making it.

Whole nuts/seeds are a much better option than extracted oils or animal fats

nutritionfacts.org/video/walnuts-and-artery-function/
nutritionfacts.org/video/nuts-may-help-prevent-death/
nutritionfacts.org/video/fighting-inflammation-in-a-nut-shell/
nutritionfacts.org/video/which-nut-fights-cancer-better/

Nuts are a scam, the energy absorption for walnuts was 79%, for almonds 68%. Eating 80 grams of almonds a day also reduced digestibility of all other foods by 5%, still 3% with 40 grams almonds a day! Look how much money you are shitting down the toilet as undigested calories. The digestibility for oil is 100%! Nuts are even more expensive when you consider that 1/3 of those calories come out the other end.

jn.nutrition.org/content/146/1/9.full
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3396444/

So eat more nuts, not more garbage oil

For animals they mix oil with their food. It works for them.

I would think just drinking it would have a laxative effect.

And next time mix oconut oil with your milk instead of olive oil.

What if we were able to design a cancer cell that reproduces itself as a functioning muscle cell? You could literally inject gains into your body and get huge while you slept.

Good. I'm helping humanity as a species

>you consider that 1/3 of those calories come out the other end.

Foods are not merely "calories". They're also warehouses of useful proteins and shapes which our autonomous systems utilize for various functions.

Calories is a very stupid and simplistic way to look at food when you realize that our systems treat different nutrients through different processes.

Add safflower oil to your shakes, damn near tatseless

For example, this is a peanut allergen. But it also consists of unintuitive shapes that, nevertheless, our body can twist, morph, or simply adapt based on reactions forged throughout the bloody altar of this world.

Huffing petrol and spray paint is a good way to get easy calories I think.

I did when I was in camp and doing keto, just mixed it in my protein shakes. Wasn't that bad desu

That's literally what steroids do though

Steroids also increase telomere length. Which literally gives your cellular information a refresh.

In less than a decade, they'll be the new life extension drug after demonization during the 20th century.

Yeah, inhaling fumes lets it go straight to your bloodstream through your lungs, nothing gets lost in digestion.

how the fuck do you put that much oil in your shake and not taste it?

Honestly it's the best cost vs reward high you can get.

Only on Veeky Forums, topfuckinglel.

Coconut oil and cold milk.. Think about it, coconut oil needs to be above room temp to remain liquid. You'll just have to chew chunks of it, if you did that

Just drink milk, it's literally butterfat with protein.

Who says I don't do that too?

GOMAD and GOOAD is where it's at

How are your shits?

Wait, is this a meme?
I thought people here actually do this so I started chugging 1/2 cup of olive oil before going to sleep.
I've been doing this for two weeks now.

Should I go visit a doctor?

coconut oil is pretty solid actually, can heat it up a bit and eat it like pudding
Just make sure to get the whole kind and not the shitty processed liquid kind.

It's good for you

What the fuck

At my gym they call me Mr Hydraulic.
Because I lift like an automatic lifting machine and down at least a gallon of oil during my workout. I am a well oiled machine.