Oog picked more berries

Oog picked more berries
Oog 9 berries
Grug 2
Grug no like that
Grug smash

Thank you fr this quality and rule-abiding post.

Grogenstein big nose
Me no like
Me gas

I know this is a shitpost, but it's not like paleolithic tribes had competing berrypicking companies. Most of Oog's food gained from hunting or gathering would be shared, and in return he would be given social status (especially if he was successful in hunting large game).

oog lack head bigness
oog get mad
oog screech at grug

Except we have no evidence to prove that primitive man wouldn’t steal if Bronze Age man does

Grug pick 10 berries
Grug give 9 berries to Oog
Oog gave jahb to Grug to pick berries
Oog deserve berries and Grug woman.

grug smart
he brain too big
grug not believe in sky father

poor grug together smash rich grug

big shaman tell grug only he can speak to skyfather
shaman has big hat so grug believe
bow to big shaman or grug smash!

grug no like big shaman
no more shaman
grug talk with skyfather now

Neolithic times were called primitive communism for a reason.
Oog eats 3 berries.
Oog gives the rest to the tribe.
Oog is made master of the hunt. Lots women invite Oog to a hut.

Grug let Oog pick more berries.
Grug is berry creator
If Grug go, all berries in village go too
Oog don't want Grug gone, Oog need Grug

Grug no like this new "community"
Grug make own community and smash big nose for making community like this!

quality thred.

why do these Tengriists wear garbs akin to Christian ones?

At last my creation is complete.

grug and oog don't use fancy words like "community"

You should feel ashamed of yourself.

Grug unironically redeemed the brainlet meme

grug blame long nose tribe for bad berry harvest
grug smash long nose tribe

Sta-Leen ask Koo-Lak for crops to reduce the starve
Koo-Lak refuse and burn crops
Koo-Lak family die to starve
Koo-Lak angry
Sta-Leen evil

Is this actually a Veeky Forums original meme? If it is we are creating history here gentlemen.

No its been around on /int/ for a while now

grug smash roman
roman no more
grug now roman

More like
>Ug say tree his
>Ug have Brug protect tree
>Grug hungry
>Grug have to pick tree
>Ug say "You pick tree, but give half"
>Ug live off Grug, Mug and Tug pick berries
>Brug live off make Grug, Mug and Tug give Ug berries
>Grug no like that
>Grug try smash
>Brug smash Grug

Primitive men did steal from other tribes stealing from your own tribe is just self destructive behavior and would lead to your tribe torturing you. Remember user your morality is based on what pisses off the tribe.

Oh well atleast something new in this board.

and /v/