> military press
> antiwar
military press
>dip
>no gf to put hand on her hip
>deadlift
>not a pallbearer
>weighted dip
>lip isn't drooping and no buzz
You all fucking suck at this. That's not how it works. It's [verb pun]+[noun]. Like
>decline bench
>do it anyway
puns the word "decline," which means both "refuse" and "at a downward angle."
So shit like
>preacher curl
>not a preacher
doesn't make sense and isn't funny.
>I have autism and the humor of a fucking faggot
Should've warned us before posting
>doesn't realize there are two ways to do it
How does it feel to be a brainlet?
>overhead press
>don't even check with my manager
>dumbbell CURLS
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDD
I'll show em how it's done
>Squat
>still pay for rent
>clean curls
>still get sweaty and gross
wtf?
Actually lol'd
>inb4 lunge its only bregfast spurdo that was only funny the first time
>leg extensions
>still manlet
>lunge
>before bregdfast
Kek
>squats
>not stand up
>calf raises
>am no mother cow
>do chin ups
>still sad
mother cow is just a cow mate
>preacher curls
>satanist
>French press
>get shot
>hyperextension
>my extension cord is already too long
>be bitter autist
>post on Veeky Forums
did I do it right?
>shrugs
>I'm actually very interesred
>deadlift
>feel alive afterwards
>clean and jerk
>cum before the shower
Like pottery
>incline press
>ids still bregfast
Also newfags can triforce
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Charlie hebdo lols
>isolation exercises
>other people still around
>finish back sesh by smashing some traps
>not gay
Hold on let me try.
>skullcrushers
>my head is just fine
Is that how you do it?
>chinup
>I'm not sad
>chest flyes
>still fall to my death
>free weights
>pay for gym membership
>archer pullups
>actually a melee class
>the I was doing deadlifts yesterday
>today was my uncles funeral
>I was a pallbearer
Fuck you for making me laugh dude.
I PUT MA HAND UPON YOUR HIP
>squatting
>get kicked out
>ez bar curls
>not easy
Thats sexist
>power clean
>still dirty
>power snatch
>wage gap
>bench press
>don't even read the news
>lateral raise
>still poor
>DYEL
>Yes
>Romanian deadlift.
>I'm Irish
>Hip drive
>Hip has no license
>barbell pullover
>he wasn't even speeding
>suicide grip
>only broke a few ribs
>lunge
>before brexit
is this OC?
it made me lol like OC
>using dumbbell
>dumbbell actually has a master degree in management & finances
dumb but I kek'd
>smith machine
>run out of ore mid set
>clean and jerk
>dirty again
>jefferson deadlift
>i'm australian
>back extensions
>tfw it worked and im now only 15% femur
>pullovers
>i'm only wearing short and tshirt
>skull crushes
>only a few bruises
I'm laughing in public like a retard
Exactly
That made me laugh thrpugh my lousy anxiety. Thanks.
>pull ups
>I'm a big kid now
...
>Clean and press
>Dont work at a laundromat
WAIT WAIT LET ME CHANGE IT
>pull-ups
>still not a big kid
there, now feel free to laugh.
>Leg extensions
>Not a manlet anymore
>Sumo Squats
>I dont want to do more, and my name is not Sue
>crunch
>But I am fasting
>clean and jerk
>clean again
germanfag here, can someone explain that to me?
>Ass to grass
>ate too much laxatives
a song thats lyrics go " i put my hand up on yo hip and we dip, I dip, you dip"
it's a dance.
when i dip you dip we dip
>dip
>don't even like tobacco
>stomach vacuums
>bulk is still dirty
>chin ups
>tfw no chin
> see a guy doing Turkish get-ups
> exterminator just killed all the cockroaches last week
Smh senpai
>do planks
>get bored
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
>suicide grip
>murdered instead
underrated
>Front row
>Don't even have a ticket
>concentration curls
>dumbbell still as heavy but hasn't shrinked in size
>Romanian deadlift
>I'm actually American
I giggled
>pushups
>the Earth moves down
>jerk
>I'm actually a pretty nice guy
>reverse crunch
>not even bulemic
>shrugs
>actually know what I'm doing
Kek good one. What a fucking retard.
Nice.
>stair master
>only a beginner
>ARC trainer
>my name isn't even Noah
>do crossfit
>actually a jew
>inner thigh abductor
>tfw still a virgin
>French press
>Not a French news reporter
>Suicides
>everyone in gym is still alive
>farmer's walks
>i work in IT