military press

> military press
> antiwar

>dip
>no gf to put hand on her hip

>deadlift
>not a pallbearer

>weighted dip
>lip isn't drooping and no buzz

You all fucking suck at this. That's not how it works. It's [verb pun]+[noun]. Like
>decline bench
>do it anyway
puns the word "decline," which means both "refuse" and "at a downward angle."

So shit like
>preacher curl
>not a preacher
doesn't make sense and isn't funny.

>I have autism and the humor of a fucking faggot

Should've warned us before posting

>doesn't realize there are two ways to do it
How does it feel to be a brainlet?

>overhead press
>don't even check with my manager

>dumbbell CURLS
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDD

I'll show em how it's done

>Squat
>still pay for rent

>clean curls
>still get sweaty and gross

wtf?

Actually lol'd

>inb4 lunge its only bregfast spurdo that was only funny the first time

>leg extensions
>still manlet

>lunge
>before bregdfast

Kek

>squats
>not stand up

>calf raises
>am no mother cow

>do chin ups
>still sad

mother cow is just a cow mate

>preacher curls
>satanist

>French press
>get shot

>hyperextension
>my extension cord is already too long

>be bitter autist
>post on Veeky Forums
did I do it right?

>shrugs
>I'm actually very interesred

>deadlift
>feel alive afterwards

>clean and jerk
>cum before the shower

Like pottery

>incline press
>ids still bregfast

Also newfags can triforce
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Charlie hebdo lols

>isolation exercises
>other people still around

>finish back sesh by smashing some traps
>not gay

Hold on let me try.

>skullcrushers
>my head is just fine

Is that how you do it?

>chinup
>I'm not sad

>chest flyes
>still fall to my death

>free weights

>pay for gym membership

>archer pullups
>actually a melee class

>the I was doing deadlifts yesterday
>today was my uncles funeral
>I was a pallbearer

Fuck you for making me laugh dude.

I PUT MA HAND UPON YOUR HIP

>squatting
>get kicked out

>ez bar curls
>not easy

Thats sexist

>power clean
>still dirty

>power snatch
>wage gap

>bench press
>don't even read the news

>lateral raise
>still poor

>DYEL
>Yes

>Romanian deadlift.
>I'm Irish

>Hip drive
>Hip has no license

>barbell pullover
>he wasn't even speeding

>suicide grip
>only broke a few ribs

>lunge
>before brexit

is this OC?
it made me lol like OC

>using dumbbell
>dumbbell actually has a master degree in management & finances

dumb but I kek'd

>smith machine
>run out of ore mid set

>clean and jerk
>dirty again

>jefferson deadlift
>i'm australian

>back extensions
>tfw it worked and im now only 15% femur

>pullovers
>i'm only wearing short and tshirt

>skull crushes
>only a few bruises

I'm laughing in public like a retard

Exactly

That made me laugh thrpugh my lousy anxiety. Thanks.

>pull ups
>I'm a big kid now

...

>Clean and press
>Dont work at a laundromat

WAIT WAIT LET ME CHANGE IT


>pull-ups
>still not a big kid

there, now feel free to laugh.

>Leg extensions
>Not a manlet anymore

>Sumo Squats
>I dont want to do more, and my name is not Sue

>crunch
>But I am fasting

>clean and jerk
>clean again

germanfag here, can someone explain that to me?

>Ass to grass
>ate too much laxatives

a song thats lyrics go " i put my hand up on yo hip and we dip, I dip, you dip"

it's a dance.
when i dip you dip we dip

>dip
>don't even like tobacco

>stomach vacuums
>bulk is still dirty

>chin ups
>tfw no chin

> see a guy doing Turkish get-ups
> exterminator just killed all the cockroaches last week
Smh senpai

>do planks
>get bored

Nice.
Nice.
Nice.

>suicide grip
>murdered instead

underrated

>Front row
>Don't even have a ticket

>concentration curls
>dumbbell still as heavy but hasn't shrinked in size

>Romanian deadlift
>I'm actually American

I giggled

>pushups
>the Earth moves down

>jerk
>I'm actually a pretty nice guy

>reverse crunch
>not even bulemic

>shrugs
>actually know what I'm doing

Kek good one. What a fucking retard.

Nice.

>stair master
>only a beginner

>ARC trainer
>my name isn't even Noah

>do crossfit
>actually a jew

>inner thigh abductor
>tfw still a virgin

>French press
>Not a French news reporter

>Suicides
>everyone in gym is still alive

>farmer's walks
>i work in IT