Do you think you would had an easier time making it if you were gay Veeky Forums?

Do you think you would had an easier time making it if you were gay Veeky Forums?

Yeah actually.
Tall, hairy, well built, giant cock, fuck like a bull and the fags love giant impressive cumshots.
I would have been classified as a power top and had my pick of the bottoms in any fucking major gay city in the country.
Hell I would have been able to make it in porn and manwhoring.

I already am and it's fucking hell

>if
its like you came to fit 5 minutes ago

Yes, I would find a sugar daddy ezpz

I'm closer to bi than straight but I choose to just stick to that hetero life. In a perfect world where people truly didn't care about sexual orientation, I'd be a little more flexible

Syrian refugee overcompensating

Gays actually struggle a lot to get into relationships because most of them just want to fuck and get fucked by a gorillion dicks. I don't even think most faggots are capable of love or anything deeper than sucking cock.

My definition of making it is having a happy family, it just doesn't seem achievable if you're a homo.

It's all a meme.
Being gay is pure loneliness.

>giant cock

prove it

Not personally, if I was attracted to dudes as well that'd be another few billion people I'd have trouble talking to

No because anal is groace

nah theres only like one other gay guy in town and hes my best friends brother so it would be weird.

This and rampant mental illness + alcoholism.

Gays seem to lie a lot.

Yeah I wouldnt have to lift just be skinny and qt

I feel like a big reason why this is true is that many gay guys stay in the closet during their teens and twenties so by the time they come out they have years of pent up sexuality and sexual desire they need to release

Probably
>Girls have higher standards for other girls
Same goes for guys.

How is that different from the average Veeky Forumsizen being a virgin for life?`Yet most of us just want a qt3.14 gf.

Yes. I wouldn't have three little brats taking up all my free time.

yes i would kms the moment i realize im gay

>be gay
>where whatever you want, that pink shirt youre afraid to wear in fear of being judged? flaunt it
>be fem? cool
>be masculine? bonus

it doesnt hurt we have an app for hooking up where we dont have to play games involving faking being interested in some shit, straight up 'u want some fuck' message them and in a matter of minutes your pole would be balls deep in some smooth pink boypussy

>be straight virgin
>no one is going to beat your ass if you come out as a virgin
>be in closet
>come out
>get beat up coz you like cock

This always is what gets me, those guy that know they are bi but choose to be straight...

Just fuck me too already

>get irriated as fuck with my batshit crazy gf
>think to myself yeah being gay could be fun
>imagine all the manly stuff you could do together, but with somebody you love
>remember all the good times with my roommate ,drinking, playing vydia whole day, no drama ever, no need to entertain
>damn gay guys have it good
Actually meet 10+ gay guyz cuz lezbian friend. They are:
>basically made of drama 24/7
>girly as fuck
>only drink vine or fancy cocktails ( wtf)
>when they play vydia there is no competitive spirit, screams when scared
>easally frightened, weak and skiny

What the fuck. They are basically girls but in male body so its even more repulsive.
There might be some manly gay guy out there but i have never met one. At best they were normal beta guys.

what you experienced were fem gays. theres gays that arent part of the gay scene, masculine gays (although some are fem but hiding it).

>loads stds from 20s to 30s
>get aids by 31
>no one cares, no one comes to visit cause you brought this to yourself
>your dad and mum will probably think " well that faggot got what he deserved"
>you think about how life wouldve been diffirent if you didnt chose to take it up the butt and gag on every cock possible
>kys at 33, after a miserable, empty life

Consider:
When you meet a femboy, its extremely obvious they are gay.

When you meet a cool masc gay guy, there is no way to tell if hes gay or not just from his mannerisms.

Youve probably met tons of really cool homos in your life, you just never found out they were homos because, unlike femboys, they dont make that the central part of their identity.

>When you meet a cool masc gay guy, there is no way to tell if hes gay or not just from his mannerisms.

>tfw no one knows you're gay unless you tell them
>tfw you don't know if guys you're into are gay because they don't "act like it"

It fucking sucks, but I'd rather live with this than deal with fems

You realise that your life would just go from
>tfw no gf
To
>tfw no bf

Probably from just a fitness standpoint, yes.
My straight friend that I used to see at the gym all the time got a girlfriend recently and now they go in the morning to do light meme workouts. He's never going to make it at this rate and I don't think he cares.

Meanwhile I'll spend the evenings at my gym with the powerlifters/oly lifters and go through some pretty tough workouts and never be distracted by women. It's pretty nice but also lonely sometimes.

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so gay ew wtf get off my board

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Maybe but ever since I've gotten fit I like to look at handsome men. Sometimes I'll see a cute guy on campus and I don't necessarily want to have sex with him but just manhandle him and beat him up a little bit. Call him a bitch and slap him. verbally abuse them or fight them. What's the deal? I still love having sex with women and always ogle girls on campus. Gay guys ask me out sometimes or I get asked if I'm gay once in a blue moon. I was until recently super self conscious around girls because I was ugly when I was younger

>now kiss the tip faggot.
Pretty much the gayest post ITT. I'm not trying to insult you. You should just come out of the closet already bro.

Yes.

Little to no stigma associated with domestic violence against males.
So if I wasn't happy with the way my boyfriend was treating me, I could beat the crap out of him.
>he hasn't come out, and is more afraid of his parents' shame than my violent temper

Also. Men are simple. Not great, just simple.
Women are crazy. Not terrible, just crazy.

So being a bender would make life simpler. Much simpler.

It's not that weird of a choice desu
I just want to raise a nuclear family at the end of the day

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Gay lifestyle

>all the sex I want literally without any effort because I'm in a sexual market were every participant has a male sex drive and no one can get pregnat

What would even motivate me to improve myself?

this desu, i'm basically bi and i find thicc hairless men almost as attractive as hot girls but the idea of sticking something in a hole that has literally no purpose beyond holding and egesting shit is just too foul
>tfw "women" with cocks instead of pussies are a thing that exists
>but men with pussies instead of assholes are not
life is so unfair

Getting turned down for not being fit. There are chubby chasers if you're into that thing

That's not how sex drives work.

Gay culture is the way it is because they are men. That's what men are like when they can abandon all pretense and just have sex with each other.

You could just suc and frot.

Nobuttstuff fags are a thing, strange as it may sound.

Sometimes.

This wouldn't fly. Gay relationships have the lowest incidence of domestic violence. Man + woman is way higher. Lesbian is even higher than that

>tall
>hairy
>well built
>giant cock

Prove it faggot.

Bi fag here.
It's 10x easier to get guys to notice you, and at first it's really alluring to just go for guys because they actually put in work to talk to you. The appeal of women starts to be more clear when you want a serious relationship. Gay guys are still guys and most of them will pretend to be into you so they can fuck and chuck. Even when you do get a boyfriend it can suck. Despite the insecure memes about women cucking you, gay guys are waaaay more likely to cheat on you and think it's "not a big deal." Both sexes have their pros and cons.

We ain't all like that. Actually most of us aren't. You just can't tell who we are cuz we don't stand out.

think I'll take going on cool hikes and adventures with my buff cool /fit bf over putting up with fucking crazy ass yeast infections.

>bi
Are you sure you're not a full blown homo? That's a pretty gay pose

As a homo, it's a mixed bag. On one side I'm free to be as masculine or feminine as I want and no one can rightly say shit to me unless I'm a full on faggot. I'm pretty masc with only some fem traits. Most people think I'm faking being gay because I don't date, which I'll get to in a sec. As a manlet, its also nice that I can be with a guy taller or shorter than me and its totally fine. No one looks down on me and I don't have to do mental gymnastics to justify it to myself or others if, as a man, my partner is taller than me.

But the dating pool is small af. Like less than 10% are LGBT, Less than half of those are gay and bisexual in my preferred gender. Some percent less than 100% of those people are attracted to me. And, to top it off, most of them are either A) Faggot B) D E G E N E R A T E faggots C) or C) just not my type.

I'm sorry that you're ugly. My condolences.

I wish I was gay desu, but sadly I'm addicted to pussy and tits

Wish I had a bf

I fantasize about converting closet bi boys to fall in love with me. That are basically the pinnacle of a male partner if they aren't nu-males. We could be buddies.

Accurate

I'm straight and this picture really got me.

Buff manlets THRIVE in the homo world. Looks like you need to find a new source for your gays. Also, I can guarantee you it's more than 10%. Tho that's including closet cases.

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>tfw masc
>tfw scared to lose friends if i hit on them and they arent gay
What do?

>be straight and super shy
>before fit girls didn't talked to me or asked me if I was a serial killer
>now girls either ask me if I'm gay (still shy and autistic) or say I'm emotionless like Dennis Reynolds

Yes. I'm 'bi' and it's way way easier to get with attractive men than it is even average women. It's a shame because I much prefer women.

I am good looking but I'm a manlet. Between that and having pretty much zero game and confidence when it comes to chicks it's rare that I pull.
Guys don't give a fuck though. I've fucked some very handsome dudes. If I were gay I'd most definitely have had some very attractive and popular boyfriends.

The strongest guys in my gym are gay. I wonder if they help each other in getting big.

>Buff manlets THRIVE in the homo world.
I'm working on getting thicc. But I won't be that t h i c c before September 23rd. Also I never said I was ugly or anything. I've been propositioned by a good amount of guys, including closet cases.

>Looks like you need to find a new source for your gays.
Let me just strap on my homo helmet and squeeze down into a homo cannon and fire off into homo land, where homos grow on hommies.

> Also, I can guarantee you it's more than 10%. Tho that's including closet cases.

I definitely agree. I've got excellent gaydar for seemingly straight men and closet cases. I just didn't want to bait all the straights and closet cases who disagree.

You would have already had crushed on boys though before you realized you were gay tho. Most people didn't connect the dots that the fluttery happy feeling they get around their friend means they are gay until middle school. At least if you are over 18.

Just don't hit on them? It's ok to have friends.

Are gays more appearance-focused than women? I'm bi but have had zero experience with either.

The secret is a hot semen injection directly into your anus

>September 23rd
That's an obscurely specific date.

>Let me just strap on my homo helmet and squeeze down into a homo cannon and fire off into homo land, where homos grow on hommies.
It's called California.

"Testosterone Boost"

Yes. Men are more appearance focused in general. Gay dudes especially so. Thing is though that most of them have some awareness of their 'league' and will either remain within it or put in some work to improve and raise themselves up.

Girls on the other hand, while not as appearance focused, are way more delusional when it comes to their own quality. You will get average/below average chicks turning down average dudes in the delusion that they're good enough for Chad but that doesn't happen so often in the gay world, at least not in my experience.

Basically with men you tend to score pretty much what you deserve when it comes to looks.

>commiefornia
Oh you must be having a laff. Didn't I make it clear that I don't like faggots.

Liberals neither. Gay marriage is legal, the democrats having nothing left to give me. PLUS libshits want to import an ideology that wants me thrown of a roof. HARD pass on that, kemosabe.

Also, google the date. Happening imminent.

It's just different. Most gay dudes can forgive your ugly face and manlet status if you're packin some thick muscle. But a hot guy is more valuable to them than "money" or "status" is to women. Though twinks love themselves a good sugar daddy.

Why do gays always have that look?

Look into their eyes. What is that?

That's why you gotta swing at every ball. Also why you gotta be Veeky Forums just in case.

Oh... haha. Now I see. You're just another crazy internet person. Sometimes I forget that I'm on Veeky Forums.

Also, California has a very large republican base.

>I don't like faggots
>pretending you wouldn't get railed by either of these guys

A desire to befriend you and succ you?

They are still faggy. Look at their eyes. this guy gets it.

t. a homo

It's called "Vacant Gay Face." It's because they're focusing so hard on how they look for the camera that they forget to actually look into the camera like a normal human.

How else are gay guys supposed to find each other?

Except third on the left. I'd fuck that guy.

see
Maybe. I'd need more evidence. I get a chris martin vibe from him.

>Vacant Gay Face
>thanks senpai

That's pretty gay, user. Not trying to insult you. But maybe cycle down? Or just try it out so you can get the curiosity out of your system.

lol

some of those pics are pretty hot tho, ngl

There are homos who only suck dick.

I coined that term with my gay homosexual boyfriend. I don't think it's caught on yet....

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I won't take it up the bung for my man cuz of that reason. Also I have terrible hemorrhoids. And I won't give it for the same reason.... if I stick just a finger in there it gets covered in poo. Fuckin gross. Also my penis won't fit in his little bung hole.

youre supposed to clean beforehand you fucking savage

Yea, not all gays are like that. Check out Jack Donovan if you want an example of the opposite. If you havent read 'the way of men' you should. Just cuz you are gay doesnt mean you cant be masculine as fuck.

You gotta be subtle.
Step 1. Do not be an autist (this is essential, you must be able to pick up social cues)
Then just joke with them, feeling out their reactions. Does the ball bounce back playfully or does it make a splash and suddenly they are subtly uncomfortable.

>8 foot tall 500 pound bara beefcakes with wrists thicker than your neck only exist in 2d
why even be gay desu

>tfw flip rapidly between super masc and super fem depending on mood

Hrm.

>But a hot guy is more valuable to them than "money" or "status" is to women.

This is probably true. Most guys I know would sooner marry a hot janitor than a rich average guy, except for the status obsessed gays. but they are mostly faggots anyway.

Bro, you cant be super fem AND super masc. That just doesnt work.

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