Who here bulks in bananas? Eating 30 bananas and 4 protein scoops per day provides you with 3...

Who here bulks in bananas? Eating 30 bananas and 4 protein scoops per day provides you with 3.5k+ calories and over 150g of high quality protein!

>easy and delicious to consume
>constant energy throughout the day
>high vitamin profile and good protein quality
>cheap af

Why haven't you /BOB/'d yet?

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What the fuck

HE

>7950 bananas a year

Oh lord

>Yeah guys eat 30 bananas a day
>definitely healthy and in no way hazardous

Are you Freelee?

is this you?

nice gains brah

I feel like the insane amounts of potassium would fucking kill you

Cause BoB is for fags.
Goonswarm til I die.

OP here, no but I definitely have low blood pressure, which is awesome because I don't need to do cardio and can focus on my gains as much as possible

Why would it you retard?

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Can a man live on bananas and eggs?

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>lowest phytonutrient fruit
>all that fructose

enjoy your liver insulin resistance

>10950 bananas a year

Fuckin hell mate

>lowest phytonutrient fruit
>all that fructose

Nice try, fructose is the most bioavailable form of carbohydrates, considering our species started of as berry hunters, not meat eaters

Because too much potassium is bad for you just like too much sodium is bad for you. Google sodium-potassium pump

It's also most prone to participate in nonenzymatic glycation and autoxidation, high bioavailability is part of the problem as fructolysis is very poorly regulated.
Carnivory started way earlier in our genus about 2.5 mya and our species has less copies of PFKP, more of AMY, and increased fructose malabsorption compared to other primates which is in accord with transitioning out of the fruit rich forest into the fruit poor savanna where starchy underground storage organs dominated carb calories.
Wild berries aren't remotely comparable to bananas either.

turns out, lil monkey fella

one of you is smarter than the other

HOO-HAH

What's with the monkeys?

they eat bananas

man this thread is bananas

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I just eat 36 eggs a day.

> insulin resistance
> bananas
> enjoy your autism, non existent abs and diabetes from eating ribs and bacon faggot
> pick 3

Do you eat the skin as well?
Or do you have a plantation and you use the skins as fertiliser?

>Yes Mister grocery guy I'd like 7 gallons of bananas please.

Secret picture of the OP shopping for his bananas

No person in the history of mankind has ever died of potassium poisoning from food.
There are however people that die of cancer, diabetes and heart disease every day.

I don't even think I can buy 30 bananas each day here in Germany. Maybe if I switch supermarkets every 2 days or so. Maybe.

>that many bananas

are you from Somalia?

I always thought 'Freelee the banana girl' was a porno or something

Turns out it (was) a youtube channel

1 banana = ~£0.10
1 scoop = ~£0.18

Fuck me OP you could be onto something

Bananas contain 0.1 micro-sieverts of radiation.
Which means that after 63 years, you'll have eaten over 2 sieverts of bananas (assuming no loss in radiation) and will likely die.

>2Sv is fatal
>A banana contains 1µSv
>1µSv = 0.000001Sv
>1Sv = 1000000µSv
>2 million bananas will kill you from radiation
>It would take you 182 years to die from banana induced radiation poisoning.
>It would only take a couple of weeks to die from banana induced Potasiam Chloride poisoning.

Diabetes.

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im in it

I really, really, really like this thread

>30 bananas

I like to suck on them.

>not killing yourself with bananas

Never gonna make it