Okay Veeky Forums I really need your help since you're all I got.
I'm a virgin and a girl is coming over to have sex in 2 hours. I need your best tips on having sex. First of all, what are the easiest positions? Last time I "tried" having sex I tried missionary and I just awkwardly went on top of her and couldn't find the hole. Tried doggy and I couldn't even stick it in.
I was also on a huge test deca cycle back then and my estrogen and prolactin was completely fucked up and I was limp as a noodle.
I've been cutting on test/tren/mast/proviron and running adex and prami so my sex drive is high and I don't think I'll run into the problem again. Would taking a high dose prami like .5mg before sex help me out with my libido? I also have melanotan, horny goat weed and cialis on me. The plan is just to get retardly hard and stick it in somehow
Please help brahs I can't completely embarrass myself again
Gavin Green
just relax and enjoy yourself
Michael Foster
Don't say "thanks for the sex" or some other shit Most people won't do this but then you have to remember that this is Veeky Forums
Samuel Carter
Just imagine you're fucking bags of sand
Ian Morales
Don't forget to say "thanks for the sex" Also if you come first you owe her at least two orgasms, so get your tongue on that clitoris and start rapid firing
Elijah Robinson
good luck
Jack White
The first time you have sex is always the worst. That's a general rule, so don't worry. Just be charming and hope it happens again so you can really strut your stuff
Leo Watson
Don't think about whether your dick is gonna be hard or not, it's all psychological. Just relax and have a good time.
Julian Lewis
Remember to feed the butterflies.
Elijah Collins
Ask her to guide you in whilst saying your fingers are numb from all the masturbating
Nathaniel Bailey
Why does everyone go on about how terrible the first time they had sex was. It's really not that hard.
Try and get her off before intercourse, not because it will let you off the hook of during intercourse but some women just seem to get them more fired up and make the whole thing more enjoyable for her. I think some it seems to just make everything too sensitive and shuts them down Hopefully though user you've managed not to get yourself a girl whos so autistic that she wouldn't tell you if that were the case.
Charles Sanders
>couldn't find the hole in missionary >couldn't even stick it in doggystyle Are you blind, have a micro penis, or both?
Evan Green
Yeah brah, just relax, stress can really block your boner. Take it as something pleasurable and exciting and dont have fear of being bad. You are virgin, she can't expect wonders from you. If you can't find the hole just ask her to navigate with her hand. Oh yeah and google clitoris location and g-spot. Just for being sure. For the Gspot - When your finger(s) are inside her with your nails facing her lower back, start doing "come here" gesture with your fingers. Enjoy yourselves. Good luck brah
Nolan Cruz
The vagina is lower than you expect. I remember having boner issues, that is i couldn't get a hard on for a couple times due to embarrassment. Missionary is cool, doggie too
Nathan Perez
This Have a lot of foreplay before you have sex, don't jump right in Usually it should be 5-10 minutes of foreplay then ~5 minutes of sex Don't get impatient
Daniel Morgan
drink 4 beer first.
Ian Allen
>on test/tren/mast/proviron >I'm a virgin
I guess if I had no chance with women I'd just roid like crazy too...
Grayson Collins
that's the equvalent to "just be yourself" it's god tier advice but hard to put in practice under pressure and also hard to figure out getting it correctly
Christopher Edwards
so is brap posting finally over?
Lucas Morris
Alright new fish... Protip:
Masturbate at least 4 times before sex. That way you'll last for like 4 hours and she will be well impressed with your stamina. Girls love nothing better than a guy who can fuck for hours straight, trust me, I know.
Number 2, call her mommy a lot. Girls love knowing that you see them on a level with your own mother. What could be more sexy than that kind of validation. Guaranteed orgasms.
Lastly, do not go down on her. you have not had practice, you don't know how to do it. You'll just end up biting off her clit and girls don't really like that.
Good luck bro. You'll be slayin puss puss like me in no time.
Christian Wilson
pro tips here
Julian Gonzalez
Then you need to start practicing this line of thought during stressful moments in your life so you're better prepared for stuff like this.
Constantly train your mind.
"Hey user, I am feeling pretty gassy tonight. Come on over with your mouth and start licking my asshole."
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... oooh baby, yeah. Just like that and..."
Taking the females down from their pedastal. Knowing that all the hot females can rip cheek flappers that could slap your face, what is your reason for working out now?
Because you had to say something.
David Williams
>girls don't like you biting their clit lmao ok virgin, you should be chomping that shit like a great white shark i mean really flex those canines
Luis Torres
>5 minutes of sex
Brayden Taylor
this
also take it at her pace. heres my usual order when im making love
>start making out at some point. if you havn't/ can't make out properly just move at hr pace and dont use too much tongue. having your hand firmly (don't squeeze just place it there) on her upper neck (just below the atlas) can be helpful to lead to the neck part. >kiss down her neck, do not leave hickeys, but take long BUT NOT WET kisses to the neck, as if you were having >while kissing her neck move your hands to her lower back/pant line, have hands be firm, but not gripping her, you may need to press lighter if you're actually Veeky Forums >at some point you have a choice, cup her breast with on of your hands (move under shirt or over depending on the pace) >OR slide one hand into her pants and start firmly grabbing her ass cheek, DO NOT MOVE FOR HER VAG, THIS IS FOREPLAY >i usually go for breast and i'll explain why >okay so were almost as 2nd base, which ever you chose before do the other (breast or cheek) >eventually get her bra (they hook together like a train car, or watch a video on how to take a bra off)
this part should unfold in about the first 2-5 minutes
Anthony Thomas
>when her breasts are exposed start kissing down form her neck to her nipple, DO NOT BITE HARD, infact biting is not recommended if you are new to a womans exposed body, you may hurt her (and she may or may not tell you), instead simply glide your teeth over her nipple, if you could tear the skin off a ripe pear its too much pressure >NOTE YOU SHOULD BE MAKING OUT WITH HER THE WHOLE TIME, AND STILL KISSING HER NECK ETC. >when you are doing nipple play its important to hav yoru hands doing something. I usually have 1 hand on her other breast and cup it/ play with the other nipple, I usually squeeze lightly, the motion you are looking for is like how mr krabs plays the smallest violin, moving your forefinger over your thumb.
this will drive her crazy, and only takes about 1-2 minutes but is very important because WERE ABOUT TO GO NUCLEAR.
move 1 hand down her pants, and undo its button + zipper if it has one. start moving around her vag BUT DO NOT TOUCH IT you are teasing her, touch the inner thigh and brush over her pussy, it should be wet at this point. At some point cup you hand over her pussy, and spread the pussy lips, because you are trying to FIND THE CLITORIS. this can be a damning problem on someone you don't know and you can't actually see the fucking vagina, so essentially we've been building this whole thing up in hopes shes horny enough to A: have a hard clit, and B: will let you stick your johnson in her. REMEMBER YOU ARE STILL DOING NIPPLE PLAY AND MAKING OUR WITH HER.
>after finding her clit, you are now nearly at 3rd base. fingering a girl has no perfect technique, some girls are too sensitive right on their clit so you must stimulate her over her clit hood, other girls like it right on it, some are SO sensitive that just sort of moving your hand in a rubbing motion like you would to clean something stick on the kitchen with a magic eraser.
Camden Gray
what?
Aiden Martinez
>missed one time >hit the asshole >dick was itchy for the next couple of weeks >never again >now I'm super careful every time in order to avoid the same thing from happening
Connor Harris
i said thanks the first time i fucked my fiancee, she laughed so hard she started crying
its a good memory my dude
Bentley Sanchez
lmao this guy is an troll dont listen to him
James Moore
Are you literally 14? 5 minutes of sex is only acceptable if you've haven't sexed in months, and even then it's not good. 20 mins of foreplay + 20 mins of sex should be your baseline if you're having semi regular relations m8
Matthew Rivera
> at some point you must take off her pants, do such, or even telling her at this point to take off her pants she will probably comply, shes horny and ready for the dick. >obviously you have to have taken yoru cloths off, and don't leave anything on her or you, full naked is the best kind of 1st time sex with anyone. NOW YOU HAVE A CHOICE,
>choose your adventure!
Cunnalingus (oral sex) This is hard i usually avoid this till later see: AVOIDING CUMMING EARLY
normal sex: this isn't porn, don't fuck her like a robot, but fuck her firmly and lovingly passionatly, more skin touching is better, if its fun for you, its probably fun for her. you know the positions, use them but honestly most girls/people like missionary on the first go, its much more personal. which leads to
AVOIDING CUMMING EARLY. at some point you may need to cum, note not want, but need. as in You will not have a choice. to avoid this choice preemptively pull your dick out (condom or otherwise) and proceed to give her oral sex. My rule of thumb is If shes came once, you're in the green light to cum too. however its always nice to make her cum more (she also will be down to have sex more if its good).
DO NOT LAP HER LIKE A FUCKING DOG. your goal is to stimulate the clit till you are ready to stick your dick back in. ive attached additional reading on this subject.
Nathan White
kek if you do it right 5 minutes is all you need
Samuel Martin
Mate, no. Maybe you're going hell for leather as soon as you get in there, take your time lad
Jace Thomas
> mr krabs plays the smallest violin,
Daniel Parker
It's not a big deal dude. It's not gonna be the only time you have sex, it's just the first time you have sex. There's a first time for everything and no one expects it to be an amazing performance the first time you do it.
Do things in calmly and let take control whenever you don't feel secure. Missionary is not rocket science and if you can't find the opening, she can find it.
Easton Smith
it put a visual in your head didn't it :-)
Grayson Baker
Eat the fuck outta her pussy..
Liam Nguyen
Yea and I kekd hard
Christopher Perez
When you're ready to stick it in, don't just force it in, but take it slow, because unless you got a small dick it's not gonna fit straight away. Slow at first, faster near the end
Hunter Peterson
>just a man tending to his memes
Colton Diaz
I make my gf cum within the first 2 minutes, I'm not too worried, lad
James Baker
Sure you do buddy
Owen Scott
CUMMING. >her You will know she is cumming if it seems like shes having a heart attack, she will tense the fuck up, and grab you and claw your back and shit. this is a good thing, don't slow down, but also don't fuck her any harder. she got off to what you were doing, not anything else. she may have done this already during the fingering/ if you ate her out.
>YOU IF RAW DAWGING TELL HER YOU'RE CUMMING, AND CUM ON HER ASS/ TUMMY IN THE RESPECTIVE POSITIONS. OR GO GET A CONDOM AND FUCK HER, THEN FINISH IN A FUCKING CONDOM THIS IS NOT PORN, SHE WILL PROBABLY NOT WANT CUM ON HER FACE (yet).
IF CONDOM cum in the condom dude that's what they are there for.
NOTES: -lady parts smell sometimes, especially on bigger girls, if she does no need to for cunnalingus, but you should finger her instead out of courtesy. -you may not cum at all because you are nervous, this is okay. -you may cum early if you are nervous this is less okay, find alternatives to making her feel good that don't involve you cumming i.e cunnalingus + fingering -ASK IF SHE HAS STD'S OR IS ON BIRTH CONTROL. do this while sucking on her nipples. this is the optimal time. 2nd base -ADVANCED SEXING: women love dirty talk, but don't try it till you know her a bit more. simply ask her "you like that?" "do you like that/my (big?) dick in you?" this is not a serious question. she does like it that's why shes having sex with you. there is no goal, with dirty talk, and don't focus on submissive/ dominate shit, just ask her exactly what i wrote. i don't reccomend doing this if you arn't familiar/comfortable, but try it out if you are!
Blake Parker
small dick? I'm sorry mate
Anthony Lee
not the other guy but i mean you can do that if you have a nice dick and have lots of foreplay, but some scrub on his first dig with a girl, don't make him more nervous than he already his
Austin Long
Don't do dirty talk if you are not a yank
Christopher Reyes
I'm not lol, I was saying earlier just to relax and enjoy yourself
This other faggot is saying you have to last a "baseline" of 20 minutes to be remotely good. That's just bullshit, unless you have a micropenis
Thomas Martinez
Do not ask if she has STDs wtf dude just wear a condom
Noah Lee
That process has saved me twice now from getting herpes. So yes ask if she has STD's.
Jason Cook
oh okay, i agree then, theres so many more factors to being a good fuck than length of session
Cooper Sullivan
wtf
Jeremiah Carter
I feel like I'd have to idea how to finger a girl or eat her out and I would just embarrass myself. Should I just try and get hard from making out and then stick it in doggy and go from there? I'm sure with my libido stack I'll be hard as fuck without much effort
Appreciate the help brahs
Tyler Martin
This is turning me on. N-no homo
Landon Flores
Kind of unrelated but didn't see a sexual health generally:
>meet cute trap through online dating >not really into the trap thing but open minded "no homo" >been on a few dates >very passable, pretty, if you saw her in the streets you would have no idea >great conversation, we really bond over shared music (shes into black metal ffs) / life experience >she wants me to sleep over for the first time this weekend >it wasn't discussed, but am expecting sex will be on the table >I don't actually know if she's pre or post op >any anons have experience doing it with a trap? keep in mind I have literally no experience with a dick. It's not a deal breaker at all, but what do? >Any gay / Bi anons have tips? what should I do? play with it like its a vagina? ignore it completely? >take that sweet boipucci to poundtown?
tl:dr - about to have sex with trap for first time, what do?
Angel Gutierrez
prepare yourself for the disgusting smell
women's assholes smell nasty already I can't imagine what a traps would smell like
Isaiah Butler
>eat da pussy til she's wet af >by this point if you aren't hard you gay >stick it in missionary is usually easiest but putting her on top can be fun too
Isaac Campbell
I am so sorry for your erectile dysfunction/ability to pleasure a woman
Xavier Martinez
Have a wank beforehand so you'll last longer in bed
Hunter Turner
Don't care
Blake Reed
Honestly probably better than a woman's asshole
Justin Allen
>mr krabs
Andrew Miller
One rule for success in all things:
"Don't Try."
Gabriel Martin
trap ass is better in every way as long as they take care of themselves
t. Trapfucker
Nicholas Baker
Lol most chick's get dry after 5 minutes anyway. This guy is a tryhard.
Jack Myers
>most chicks get dry after 5 minutes What? Even water doesn't evaporate that quickly. Jesus lad.
5 minutes of sex is absolutely nothing you virgin
Asher Hall
Not him, but I've found that using a condom dries that shit up real fast, unless your girl is literally pissing on you.
Leo Cruz
>using condoms ISHYGDDT
Jordan Miller
T U N G T O B U N G
Jace Lopez
Don't be scared to tell the girl that you're nervous, maybe you can work something out. Two people having sex=two people communicating effectively
Christian Gomez
My thoughts exactly. The trick is just to buy a cockring that looks like a rolled up condom, so she thinks you put it in a bag. Then you just have to be sneaky after you finish from behind, and leave before she finds out the truth.
Nathaniel Parker
Try and relax. Do lots of foreplay. Great and easy positions are missionary, and try doggy with two pillows under her pelvis area, you get maximum depth and she gets nice and relaxed because she doesn't have to hold herself up = her cumming. Also in that position easy access with your hand to wrap around her leg and rub her clit which will make her squirt hard in that position
Brody Cox
>women's assholes smell nasty already either you're a virgin or you only bang fatties
Brayden Long
got any pics of her body?
Parker Cox
Just spoon you fucking dork. If ur if mish shes gonna try to stare in ur spergy eyes and shit. And in doggy she gonna break ur soft ass dick.
O i am laffin. sry m8 dont mean to be rude.
Carson Lopez
We could give you a million tips what to do but it's best just to try and see what happens. You will learn from the mistakes yourself